Session 69 - An End of Days

Phew! That was a marathon to write, especially those ding-sing-sings at the end there.

Good work for having someone survive the thing, now you know how it all started... and have some idea of what to expect when you go up that mountain to grab the loot!

Next session we will be back at the Mad Hatter so I'll see you guys there! The ensuing weeks are a bit more shaky due to christmas bookings at the pub so we'll see what we can do about drifting around the pubs of the city.
This week's place was nice though! Despite their draconian (albeitprobablyfair)foodstuff regulations.

Session 69 - An End of Days

Past Campaign Date:
All Hallow's Eve, 30 October, 1448
Moon Phase: Blood Moon
Zodiac: Virgo

Enemies Defeated:

- A singing man-glob of frozen time (500 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:

- A suit of golden armour (8000 exp)

- A strange eyepiece.

- Two golden goblets (900 sp)

Total: 8900 exp

Exploration:
- Explored 5 dungeon rooms and areas (100 exp)

- Alternate entry to dungeon found (100 exp)

Total: 200 exp

Past Events:

- Modor the Muscle Wizard played some magical static-inducing music on the organ while the Necromancer advanced towards a weird singing jellied face and the Goblin fled down the mountain and away (50 exp)

- Dani the Specialist would have followed, but the shouted discovery of her lost brother behind the glass orb-filled jelly man caused her to begin searching the graveyard for an alternate entrance (50 exp)

- After some attempts to reason with the jelly face, battle was joined. Liberal application of fire resulted in occasional glass orbs filled with swirling souls to drop out of the creature. The Wizard smashed them and tendrils of smoke rushed down the corridor and away. (50 exp)

- The Specialist climbed in through a hidden skylight in time to see the jelly creature pop like a juicy icy boil and the countless orbs within it smash against the ground and send smoke tendrils rushing around all over the place (50 exp)

- The jelly man's room is inspected. An altar like that of the painting upstairs held grubby chalices, a grimoire, a strange wooden puzzle-sphere, and Dani's brother's frozen body. There was a great big hole in the middle of the room too (50 exp)

- The Muscle Wizard messed with the puzzle sphere and it broke open, releasing a dark robed figure from within. At the same time, the Necromancer read the inscription on the altar out loud and immediately knelt down on the ground as the Muscle Wizard placidly began to throttle him with a sling strap. (50 exp)

- Dani's attempt to save both resulted in her being attacked by the inept duo who promptly fell in a tangle of limbs. The Muscle Wizard regained enough of his wits to dive down the hole, sacrificing himself. A secret door opened as a result. (50 exp)

- Dani sprinted around the pit, red rapier in hand, and killed the robed figure in one hit. Groans from the previous direction heralded the arrival of a countless horde of the unquiet dead. (50 exp)

- The Necromancer climbed up the rope to the surface as the other two survivors fled through the newly opened door. He got to the surface in time to see the Dead rising in the graveyard and slid straight back down. (50 exp)

- Fleeing the slow but steady hordes, the group unbarred a door and opened the sarcophagi inside. Within, two grotesquely fat undead beings who wanted to be touched. The man was filled with writhing maggots while the woman constantly vomited forth foetuses. The Necromancer fell to a paralysing touch and was consumed as Dani and the Wizard fled (50 exp)

- Unbarring a door with fifty skeletal fists nailed to it, the Wizard (named Xyratra) entered and found an open sarcophagus and her doom as she was attacked from above by a warmask-wearing revenant. Dani ran from the screams. (50 exp)

- Dani, now the final girl, chips the paint off around a door and finds within an emaciated lady in a red robe who asks her a question before Dani runs off. (50 exp)

- She keeps running, undead moaning and swarming behind her, until she reaches a dead end with an unbarred door painted with an image of a man holding aloft a child pierced by eight swords. (50 exp)

- She enters, seeing an imposing figure on a throne. He tells her he is imprisoned in this place and wishes her to bring him to a city occupied by no less than seven thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven souls. She does not agree, and dies in one last-ditch effort to destroy him. (50 exp)

Total: 700 exp

Present-Day Events:

- The regular characters close the journal they were reading that contained all this spooky stuff. It is the day of the King's Pardon, and everyone goes out and is officially pardoned before a crowd. Then they go get really stinking drunk on a ten-day bender and spend so much money you guys.

Joe Joe and Bingo owe some very bad people a lot of money, but Joe Joe remembers the drug den countersigns and hand signals and Bingo busted up a church.

Misc:

- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)

- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)

- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)

- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)

- Leave Your Men Behind bonus (50 exp)

- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)

- Tomb Raider bonus (50 exp)

- OHKO'd a Scary Enemy bonus (100 exp)

- Noble Sacrifice Bonus (Modor, Dani - 1000 exp ea.)

- Lonely Death Bonus (Weevil - 500 exp)

Total: 450 exp + bonus

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Everyone but Goblina

Exp Pool Split Between Players in the One (Two) Shot:

20590 exp

Carousing Exp:

Lulu - 4800 exp

Jane Doe - 9600 exp

Zea - 16000 exp

Joe Joe - 12800 exp (7171 in debt)

Bingo - 12800 exp (8000 in debt)

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Adjusted Exp Totals:

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 5 Fighter: 25904 (Level up at 32000)

Charles / Zea, Level 5 Cleric: 25485 (Level up at 28000)

+1d6 HP! +1 level 2 spell slot!

+1d6 HP! +1 level 2 spell slot! +1 level 3 spell slot! +2 to Saves!

Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 21818 (Level up at 32000)

+1d8 HP! +2 rolls on Barbarian Level Up Table!

Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 20421 (Level up at 32000)

+1d6 HP! +2 to Saves! +1 to Bushcraft! +1 to Domination attempts!

+1d6 HP! +1 to Domination attempts!-- Bat-Thing, Level 1 Frankenbat

Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 18124 (Level up at 36000)

+1d4 HP! +1 level 1 spell slot! +free spell!

+1d4 HP! +1 level 2 spell slot! +free spell!

+1d4 HP! +1 level 1 spell slot! +1 level 3 spell slot! +free spell!

Kyle / Jane Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 13082 (Level up at 17600)

+1d10 HP!

+1d10 HP! +Lorebond!

+1d10 HP! +2 to Saves!

James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)

+1d6 HP! +1 level 2 spell slot!

Sarah / Mana, Level 3 Specialist (Thief): 3863 (Level up at 6000)

+1d6 HP! +2 skill points!

+1d6 HP! +2 skill points!

Thanks-for-running-overflow:

David / Theras, Level 4 Specialist (Assassin): 8056 (Level up at 12000)

+1d6 HP! +2 skill points!

Absent or Retired:

Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)

Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 1489 (Level up at 2250)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)

Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human