Monday 22 February 2016

Session 79 - Uncertain Revenge

Yea I did it just in time yeeeaaaaa.
I'm back from Vegas! We're back on tomorrow! See you then!


Session 79 - Uncertain Revenge
Campaign Date:
Saturday, 28 November, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Scorpio

New Characters:Jim's Fighter, the world's most average man who quit his job as a postman for a life of mild excitement due to seducing an above-average number of his hometown's women.

Enemies Defeated:
- 2 strange zombie people, savaged (20 exp)
- 10 skin bags, chiefly roasted (100 exp)
Total: 120 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- 78 sp (78 exp)
- Vial of yellow goop
- An arcane-sigiled bath bomb
- A deed for a house in Caversdale
Total: 78 exp

Exploration:

- Travelled 24 miles or so (80 exp)
Total: 80 exp

Events:
- Heading to the Necromancers' campsite to rest, Mana runs ahead and loots as much as she can from the tents. Her finds include an arcane bath bomb, a vial of yellow goo, and a deed to a house in Caversdale. Also a new party member -
- While the party rests in the deceased Necromancers' tents and the wizards descend into a wizardy coma, Stabbington's watch is disrupted when a weird crossbow bolt flies out of the darkness and clanks off his armour. (50 exp)
- Stabbington throws the quarrel back and bellows questions at the darkness, a girl's voice replies with "Fuck you, tongue vomiter!". Those not in wizard-comas are roused from their slumber. (50 exp)
- Jain Doe kicks out the campfire and hauls her horrible dog out of wherever it's been sleeping. Her eyes quickly adjust, and she see unleashes her dog towards a figure she sees standing behind a log. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, Zan and Jim's Fighter sneak into the brush in the hopes of finding the assailant, being told by a mysterious female voice that they should get out of here because they're not the target. (50 exp)
- Communication via chalkboard-wearing zombie message courier reveals that it's some sort of vendetta against Stabbington, with some potential side revenge against Jain Doe. (50 exp)
- Jain's dog has absolutely torn apart the guy behind the log, he's holding a nonfunctional crossbow-shaped object made of twigs and doesn't bleed. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Mana has swung from Quiet mode to Burn mode and begins setting a fire against a tree, soon the treetops are 420 blazing along with the camp. (50 exp)
- The unknown assailants send an offer to leave the party alone if they give up "the Stabbington" via chalkboard text message. It is refused (naturally) and an attempt to tail the courier zombie fails. A copper whip-tailed bolt pangs off Stabbington's armour again as they leave. (50 exp)
- The next morning, the wizards awaken and the group continues their long march down the mountain. Another bunch of skin bags in scratch-built cages are seen along the path and Jain runs down to oil them up. As she gets into the middle of them the cages are pulled over. She books it, oiling as she goes. (50 exp)
- The bags spread out, trying to cling to anyone they can. A torch is thrown into the middle of the oil spill and several bags catch fire. It's pretty chaotic. (50 exp)
- After the skin bags are defeated by various means, a contingent heads up the slope to find where the ropes attached to the cages lead. They find a weird chick holding them all and moaning at the sky. She is shanked no issue. (50 exp)
- Mana throws the body down the slope and hits one of her teammates. She cackles. (50 exp)
- The descent continues, and while walking across a cliff face the vanguard (who was, I think, Wolfgang?) suddenly finds himself beset by an avalanche of zombies released from a net. (50 exp)
- The zombielanche is disappointingly ineffective, and the party use the cliff face (and cushion of no-longer-undead-just-dead zombies) to rappel to the ground and get gone while the going is good. (50 exp)
- After half a day of travel (and a quickly ignored incident with weird throaty laughter from the trees) they arrive at an actual real human-controlled town and are able to spend their hard-earned dolla. Relief! (50 exp)
Total: 800 exp

Misc:

- AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)
- Fame Increase bonus (50 exp)
- Internecine Strife bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus bonus (50 exp)
- Shopping Spree bonus (100 exp)
- Near Death Experience bonus (100 exp - Wolfgang Brown Grylls... twice)
- Moving one-shot bonus exp from Oliver's old character to new (Osar -> 2062 exp -> Wolfgang)
- Party Treasurer bonus (100 exp - Jain Doe)
- Art Attack bonus (200 exp - Zan)
Total: 850 exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- None up here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Various near-fatal wounds for Wolfgang

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 48338 (Level up at 64000)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 17136 (Level up at 17600)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 12802 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 4169 (Level up at 7000)
Tom / Sparky, Level 1 Magic User: 1390 (Level up at 2250)
Oliver R / Wolfgang Brown Grylls, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2882 (Level up at 4500)
+1d4 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day! +1 free spell!
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Absent or Retired:
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 26983
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)

Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Saturday 6 February 2016

Session 78 - Death Frost Descent

One minor bit of news - the game on Tuesday 16th is cancelled because I'm in Las Vegas. Such a difficult life!

Other than that, see you next week!


Session 78 - Death Frost Descent
Campaign Date:
Saturday, 28 November, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Scorpio

Enemies Defeated:
- 7 skeletons, bashed to bits (175 exp)
- 10 zombies, burned and stabbed (250 exp)
- 8 skin bags, wrapped round sticks and chopped a bunch (80 exp)
- 30 additional assorted undead, caught by an avalanche (750 exp)
- 6 more skin bags, popped and iced (60 exp)
- A skeleton who was upside down in a tree, sliced by a snowball (25 exp)
Total: 1340 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- Brass skeleton head brooch (10 exp)
- Two black cloaks with the Necromancer's sigil on them
- A vial containing the last breath of a necromancer
- A talking skeletal head
Total: 10 exp

Exploration:

- Surprisingly little.
Total: 0 exp

Events:

- Meanwhile back at the black fortress... our intrepid party have spent the previous session off-screen escaping the fortress. As they pass the skinned corpses of some reindeer and reach the treeline they join up with a few others. (50 exp)
- Battered and bleeding, the decision is made to try and climb up the side of the mountain to the spooky cabin to try and get some sleep. (50 exp)
- Armed with crampons and Jane Doe's tentacle rope, Stabbington scales the mountain. He is loud and obvious and attracts the attention of a zombie at the top who's just sort of chilling. (50 exp)
- The zombie yells and Stabbington yells back before charging in and killing it. Meanwhile the rest of the party climb up behind. (50 exp)
- The black gates creak open and armies of the damned begin to pour out, supplemented by skin bags floating out of holes above. (50 exp)
- Despite fighting bravely, Zan using a tree limb to wrap skin bags like a horrible candy floss, and and the combat-testing of Jane Doe's new oil blasting flame sword contraption, there are too many of them and they keep coming. (50 exp)
- Jumurak eats a crit and has his clothes and armour torn off by a skin kite. Sparky trick-shots a snowball at the mountain's peak and starts an avalanche, it's time to go! (50 exp)
- Descent from the cliff is achieved via many means, including the normal climb-down-the-rope option but also by using grabbed skin kites as parachutes. Above, the avalanche crushes any undead outside the main doors. (50 exp)
- At ground level the party jog off the path to eat something and recuperate in the woods, hopefully out of sight. (50 exp)
- Grunting is heard from the road, a big bull of a man in necromancer robes is dragging himself up towards the black fortress. Sparky investigates and sees a strange crossbow bolt lodged in his spine, then gets stage fright and gets others to talk to him. (50 exp)
- The man gives some information about how the people guarding the mountain are being picked off, then breathes his last breath into a glass vial and stoppers it. This is immediately nicked. (50 exp)
- Continuing down the mountain path, the party comes across crude wooden cages which have been knocked over. The skin bags that were trapped within attack but are dispatched fairly easily. (50 exp)
- A weird crossbow bolt affixed with a message saying "Good luck, Sir Three-Eyes and friends" lands in the midst of the group. This is immediately nicked. (50 exp)
- Further down the path, the party is fired upon by a skeleton hanging in a tree. Sparky slices its legs off with a snowball trick shot and it is looted, including its brass-nostrilled head. (50 exp)
- Continuing on and hoping for a rest stop, another Necromancer is found leaning against a wooden cage. He gives some info about the people who killed him and points out his campsite, but laments his lack of glass vial to catch his last breath. (50 exp)
- Zan whips out the recently stolen skull and lets him breath his last breath into it, creating a talking skull with the guy's soul in it. He's very grateful and I enjoy this gimmick immensely. (50 exp)
- The necromancer campsite is reached and the party finally get a chance to rest. For now. (50 exp)
Total: 850 exp

Misc:

- Antagonist Appeaser bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Headtaker bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
Total: 450 exp + bonus

Rumours:
- None up here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None today, though Jumurak came close.

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 48097 (Level up at 64000)
Kyle / Jane Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 16795 (Level up at 17600)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13206 (Level up at 24000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 12561 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 3728 (Level up at 7000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 Level 2 spell/day!
Tom / Sparky, Level 1 Magic User: 1149 (Level up at 2250)
Oliver R / Wolfegang Brown, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 379 (Level up at 2250)
Absent or Retired:
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 2732 (Level up at 3000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 26983
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)

Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Monday 1 February 2016

Session 77 - Forgive Us

Due to forgotten character sheets we had a sort of one-shot game in Edge.
Like last time I ran a one-shot, I'm just totaling up everything that everyone's characters earned and splitting it evenly between people who were there. That's fairish!

Also apologies for taking so long to get this out, it's extra long to make up for it!

Additionally, gaze upon this artwork drawn by our very own CHARLES depicting the goings on in the game session. Behold poor Dog the Goblin's unfortunate end. Oh he was so young.




Session 77 - Forgive Us
Campaign Date:
Thursday, 26 November, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Saggitarius

Enemies Defeated:
- A horrible dog monster, killed until dead (50 exp)
- 3 hungry dogs, distracted with food (75 exp)
Total: 1040 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- 170 cp, 103sp, 1gp (170 exp)
- Ornate sword with finely carved wooden hilt (100 exp)
- A book: Fifty Shades of Ulfire
- Passports and documents indicting a city official of some standing
- Silver clasps (500 exp)
- A copper sculpture of a feral looking rat (200 exp)
- A silver sculpture of a feral looking rat, the mirror of the first (1000 exp)
- A key with "#99" carved into the bow
- A medallion carved with strange piscine images (1200 exp)
- Two fine gold necklaces (1200 exp)
Total: 4370 exp

Exploration:

- First party to enter the Headquarters of the Tenebrous Hand (100 exp)
- Explored 30 dungeon rooms (600 exp) 
- One secret door discovered (50 exp)
Total: 750 exp

Events:

- Cliffhanger! With the actual party facing uncertain doom in the black fortress, an unfortunate character sheet misplacement results in an Edge-based filler episode. (50 exp)
- A Necromancer, a Magic User, a Goblin, and a Specialist (Cat Burglar) are on a mission from a government official to steal back some very incriminating documents from a gang of thieves calling themselves the Tenebrous Hand. (50 exp)
- After snooping around a block of buildings owned by the thieves and discovering it ominously devoid of life, the Cat Burglar loudly ascends to the roof of the building. (50 exp)
- While the Necromancer distracts a man with a noise complaint, the Goblin and his buddy named Dog climb up a rope let down by the Cat Burglar. (50 exp)
- Dog shimmies down a chimney into the Potter's shop and sounds of breaking crockery are heard. The Goblin shimmies down after to stop him making a mess and piles unbroken ceramic loot by the door. (50 exp)
- After a bit of minor exploration, the Goblin opens said door to the street and lets everyone else in. Searching the upper bedrooms nets a bunch of loot, including a fancy sword. (50 exp)
- Going out the back door into the shared courtyard, the party check out a door that's slightly ajar and find themselves amongst the hanging meat in the back of the Butcher's shop. Dog is sent to explore. (50 exp)
- Amongst all the rotting meat is a horrible mutant dog thing! It attacks Dog (the goblin, not itself) before being handily dispatched. Dog finds himself with a rapidly mutating hand where the dog got him, but his master solves that easily via rapid amputation followed by addition of a knife tourniquet. (50 exp)
- The Carpenter's shop is explored next, revealing an upstairs area for training would-be gang members in combat and thievery, along with the rotting half-mutated corpse of a man who killed himself before he could turn. (50 exp)
- A long ladder is found by the window, long enough to reach across the alley to the upper storey of the next house. Tragedy strikes when Dog attempts to cross and, due to only having one hand now, falls off and decapitates himself on the wall directly below. (50 exp)
- Unfazed by the loss of their henchgoblin, the party search the upper floor and find a weird object oozing black goop in one of the bedrooms. It is carefully backed away from. (50 exp)
- Downstairs, everything seems fine except for the black ooze dripping from where it ate through the ceiling. The party leaves via the back door into the courtyard. (50 exp)
- A noise is heard and investigated inside another house, rangy emaciated dogs looking for food. They are distracted with rations and bypassed and the party heads upstairs, but not before someone scoops up a copy of a particularly tacky erotic novel from a table. (50 exp)
- A wizard shows up out of nowhere around this point. Some of the party know him from somewhere. He joins the group. (50 exp)
- Upstairs is a dead man who left a nice suicide note and a ring of keys. A convenient secret door into the Dog & Bastard inn is found and used. (50 exp)
- After exploring the pub and grabbing treasures from some of the rooms, a locked cellar door is found and unlocked and descended into, leading to a secret cellar. (50 exp)
- The cellar contains signs of recent bloody battle and a hastily erected barricade blocking one corridor. The barricade is, of course, dismantled a little, and the party goes in. (50 exp)
- Deeper inside is what is clearly the thieves' vault. Inside is movement and a strange smell. A table full of valuable stuff is quickly found and the party start grabbing whatever they can, including (phew!) the documents they needed. (50 exp)
- But no! Suddenly a bunch of horrible man-shaped mutant monsters are here! The party grab some last bits of stuff off the tables as they start to run, losing two of their number in the escape. (50 exp)
- The barricade is swiftly boarded up once more and the survivors emerge into the cold light of dawn somewhat the worse for wear. It is a pity that they did not solve the problem down there... (50 exp)
Total: 1000 exp

Misc:

- AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- PETA bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- RSPCA bonus (50 exp)
- DM Forgot Your Character Sheets bonus (300 exp ea.)
- Noble Sacrifice bonus (2*1000 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (3*100 exp)
Total: 3150 exp

Rumours:
-

Death Toll and Injuries:
- 2/5, needs improvement

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 47718 (Level up at 64000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 12082 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 2 Cleric: 3349 (Level up at 3500)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day! +can craft Talismans!
Oliver / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 2732 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Absent or Retired:
Kyle / Jane Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 16416 (Level up at 17600)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 26983
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 12827 (Level up at 24000)
Tom / Sparky, Level 1 Magic User: 770 (Level up at 2250)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)

Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human