Session 73 - Flyyy like an Eagle

Man, I've been trying to get this session recap out for days but kept getting forestalled by the sheer amount of booze I have been consuming.
ANYWAY

Looks like the Crosse Keys is going to be the new haunt for a while. We'll start by looking there, then rotate around bars until we can find a spot.
Our previous route was to go Crosse Keys -> Counting House -> this rad vampire bar whose name I forget. Usually the vampire bar has seats and also dungeon ambience, but the beers are pricey.

By the time you read this message it will probably be Tuesday already.

Session 73 - Flyyy like an Eagle.
Campaign Date:
Sunday, 22 November, 1549
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Libra

Enemies Defeated:
- A big albino psycho-molerat (75 exp)

- 2 grape-fleshed rat-snouted guards (50 exp)

- A loathsome frog demon (75 exp)
Total: 200 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A strange violet horn, absorbed into Zea

- A copper sword (500 exp)

- An enormous brass bell inscribed with horrible sigils and runes (10000 exp)
Total: 10500 exp

Exploration:
- Flew 42 miles (140 exp)

- First party to enter the Infinite Belltower (400 exp)
- 5 dungeon rooms explored (100 exp)
- 1 random encountered (20 exp)
Total: 660 exp

Events:
- Due to Joe Joe's impending flight to her home county, that great big eagle from ages ago flies down to be mind-controlled and nearly interrupts a shopping trip. (50 xp)

- Breaking off plans to go back up the doom mountain, the team decide to Falcor their way somewhere they've never been before. (50 exp)

- After flying a fair distance to the Isles, the group spy an enormous skyscraping belltower above an empty city, landing on the top. (50 exp)

- The belltower is entered from the top and inspected, runes and sigils are discovered on the enormous brass bell but are unidentifiable. Four holes lead down into the tower itself. (50 exp)

- Descended down a hole into a giant-sized room covered in chalky stone and exhortations to the Gods. Carved in some advertising and messages. (50 exp)

- Explored through giant-sized archways until entered a room with a large and aggressive albino mole rat creature (50 exp)

- It attacks and is killed, despite inflicting some sort of mental madness with each bite. Jumurak comes over all kleptomaniacal while Mana's frothing blood-rage is cured through Zea's godly powers as she forcibly violates the mole corpse's anus. (50 exp)

- Exploring further, a room containing a glowing purple horn from an unknown beast is found on a pedestal. Zea picks it up and it drains into his hands.. then causes large spiralling horns to grow from his forehead. (50 exp)
- Zea and Stabbington find themselves walking into a ridiculous water wheel treadmill device and manage to get out through liberal application of rocks, despite electrocution via copper sword. (50 exp)

- Some grape-fleshed rat-shaped guards juicily turn up in the next hallway, while they initially seem friendly they attack when the party's back is turned. Worse, metal seems to do them no real harm. (50 exp)

- In an attempt to salvage the situation, Jumurak punch-casts Summon and pulls a frog demon from the depths of the chaos dimension. It's angry and hates him and the party flee its amphibian wrath in terror. (50 exp)

- After a dramatic chase scene it catches up with Stabbington and he stabs it and it dies. 9 HP is not a lot. (50 exp)

- The party leaves on eagleback, nicking the giant brass bell that was intended to be a real good treasure after dungeoneering the whole way up the tower. Unintended consequence, ho! (50 exp)

Total: 700 exp

Misc:
- Anal Violation bonus (50 exp)

- Brutal kill bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)

- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)

- Mind Control to Major Tom bonus (50 exp)

- PETA bonus (50 exp)

- Mutatis Mutandis bonus (Zea - 100 exp)

- Shopping Spree bonus (Whole party - 100 exp ea.)

- Pundemonium bonus (Zea - 100 exp)

- Failed Saving Throw bonus (Jumurak, Mana - 100 exp ea.)

Total: 300 exp + bonuses

Active Businesses:
- Peggy Pigrider - Pie Mama's. Safe. Value: 1213sp
- John Doe the Unlucky - Anvil, Mining and Craft Company. Risky. Value: 1579sp
- Lulu Spiderbite - Clunge Honey. Safe. Value: 1357sp
- Joe Joe - Josephine's Petting Zoo. Risky. Value: 1455sp
- Stabbington Shanks - Tomb Busters. Risky. Value: 618sp (+3% value)

Rumours:
-

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None!

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 42712 (Level up at 64000)
Charles / Zea, Level 6 Cleric: 33423 (Level up at 56000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28442 (Level up at 32000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 10183 (Level up at 12000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 3 Muscle Wizard: 7588 (Level up at 9000)

Thanks-for-running-overflow:
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)

+1d6 HP! +2 to skills! +2 to saves!

Absent or Retired:

Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 25506 (Level up at 32000)

Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)

Kyle / Jane Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 14042 (Level up at 17600)

James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)

Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)

Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)

Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)

Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)

Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)

John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)

Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)

Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)

??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)

Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)

Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)

Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)

Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)

Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)

Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)

Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)

Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)

Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)

-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.

Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)

Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)

Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)

Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)

-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar

Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)

Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)

Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)

Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)

Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)

Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)

Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)

Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)

Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)

Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)

Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)

Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)

Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)

Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)

Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)

rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)

Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)

Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)

Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)

Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)

Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)

John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)

Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)

-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)

Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)

Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)

Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)

Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)

George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)

Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)

Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)

Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)

Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)

Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)

Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)

Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)

Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)

--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human