Session 452 - Lo! 't Is a gala night

 Date: 26 May 1626

Zenith: Deusix

Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous

Moon Face: Dragon Face (Tidelocked)  

Revealed Backstory:

- Hammer Hatmakerson sought revenge against Celebus after being comprehensively mogged. I have no idea what these words mean. When you die, roll on the Cosmic Horror table.

- Mother Flotsam ran into the woods in her youth, following a red riding hood storyline. Alas she met he Devil himself who brought her to deeper knowledge. Witchcraft is in your bones.

--Events

--- Certain Ideals

- Our heroes are at Mt Grumblebelch after at least one night of boozing.

- They question the Dwarfs and discover that they've delved too greedily and too deep.

- They hear of two easy options - kill a big worm that has infested the layer between the stone and the flesh, or enter a strange temple unearthed recently.

- They take the worm option.

-- A Mouth Luminous

- It takes hours but they eventually end up in front of the lips of an extraordinary worm. The Dwarves basically just say "yes that's it".

- The lips of the worm sparkle with colours heretofore unseen. Saturated colour from hot pink all the way though to dull grey.

- Our heroes enter.

-- Gold Devourer

- Hammer Hatmakerson, truest hero, strides forth into the maw. Fronds in the worms' throat reach into his backpack and trousers, fritzing him for gold objects. Alas, they find nothing of value.

- Masnavi shudders as the fronds start to lick up his gold coins. With a flick of the capitalist wrist, he converts his gold into obol tattoos. Somewhere Julgoor cackles.

- Hammer tickles the fleshy fronds before him and they sigh apart.

--- Totally Tubular

- Chambers are explored despite Charles' admonitions that this worm doesn't make sense from a biological perspective. It's mutant and growing, I swear.

- They reach a (the?) fleebrweb and Benito lobs a molotov into the mess of strands. Everything burns.

- This horrifies the host worm. The floor shakes. Everyone other than the extremely powerful Hammer Hatmakerson falls to the wormy ground.

--- Worm Time

- Benito sees a worm flexing forth and (roll roll) takes it over with his mental prowess. It's a tube of gristle wrapped around a long line of technological surgical equipment. It obeys him nevertheless.

- I draw some eyes on my hand and Zoë pack-bonds immediately.

- They stroke open the next door and find themselves in a fleebrweb! There are many fleebrs. Benito chucks a molotov and the fleebrs are all but gone.

--- Stinging Being

- The next cavity contains a ten-legged thing whose legs surround a disk-shaped body. It's awful. Beneath its body is a scorpion tail.

- Benito spins food towards it. It grabs, grips, and devours.

- They chase it into another room where it is assailed by a red worm. Both beasties battle to the death.

- Fear of Assailaints

- Tremors abound. Our heroes avaunt into a side room, closing the fronds behind.

- They decide to cook a meal they call "Slimy but Satisfying" created from Sleech, cored-out red worm, and wheat. It's way better than you'd think!

Total: 8000 exp

FOEs

- A couple of red worms (200 exp)

Total: 200 exp

Exp:

- George / Hammer Hatmakerson, Level 5 Fighter: 18628 (Level up at 32000)

- Carter / Masvani-I-Manavi, Level 4 Necromancer: 17114 (Level up at 18000)

- Charles / Benito Brazil, Level 4 Halfling: 15911 (Level up at 16000)

- Kitty / Mother Flotsam, Level 4 Magic-User: 11444 (Level up at 18000)

- Zoë / Goblinda, Level 3 Goblin: 7597 (Level up at 8000)