Session 25 - Earth, air and firewater.

Lots of exp flying around this session! Lots of being in debt also.

By the way they are all from loan sharks and mobsters and payday loans and stuff so enjoy your 1000% APR. Better get that repaid within the month or risk a kneecapping.

I've split Renzo's share between his characters, and Liisa's Peggy got a bit of a share for the parts she was there for at the end.

Good thing you have fighter/barbarian support now because you absolutely destroyed those clay guys.

The idea of a haemophiliac cleric makes me laugh so excellent work on that.

On bones: They can be Fractured, Broken and Shattered by various death crit effects. They can be healed by a cleric using cure spells of the Light, Serious and Critical flavours respectively. Unfortunately this can't regrow limbs or digits though.

Prior warning: I'm going off to South America for a few weeks leaving on the 28th, meaning next week will be the last one for a little while! I come back last week of October.

Finally, since this session was all about controlling the elements and getting drunk, behold my intense punsmithing abilities in this session recap title...

Session 25 - Earth, air and firewater.

Campaign date:
Saturday, May 22nd 1549
Moon phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Taurus

New characters:
- Artemis, Healer and Hunter and Maker of Glue (Joanna)
- Magnus returns! - Chalk cutter turned Cleric of Greeze, God of Lightning. (George)
- Gastani the Barbarian. Not the best lawyer. (Renzo)

Enemies defeated:
- 2 wave elementals (100 exp)
- 2 ranged clay men (20 exp)
- 2 bulky melee clay men (50 exp)
- 1 clay mage guy (50 exp)
- A few skeletons, neutralised before they could become a threat (50 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:
- 200 silver (200 exp)
- 2 small gems (300 exp)
- 20 suits of good quality dwarven chainmail (3000 exp)

Exploration:
- Travelled 72 miles over several days (120 exp)
- First party to enter Dwarrow (1000 exp)
- 8 dungeon rooms explored (80 exp)
- Entered level 2 of the rune dungeon (200 exp)
- Secret door found (10 exp)

Misc:
- Cartographer bonus (Magnus - 100 exp)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Magnus - 100 exp)
- God invention bonus (Magnus - 50 exp)
- Excellent story of revelation (Magnus - 50 exp)
- Piton-and-rope bridge technique (50 exp)
- Excellence in runecrafting (50 exp)
- Deciphered a few more runes (50 exp)
- Solved the water room puzzle (50 exp)
- Solved the giant scales puzzle (50 exp)
- Solved the rock wheel bridge puzzle (50 exp)
- Everyone got some stat buffs from a magic fountain.
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Gadling caroused (500 exp)
- Crocell caroused (1500 exp, set fire to an inn)
- Artemis caroused (2250 exp, 1750sp in debt, set fire to another inn)
- Mushroom lover caroused (2750 exp, 2000 sp in debt, jailed for 6 weeks for arson)

Quests and Rumours:
- I forgot to get you to roll oops. Here are some at random:
- "To the south, in the marsh at the mouth of the Moonwash, lies an ancient series of barrow mounds. Few return, but those who do are bedecked with strange riches."
- "The town of Tower near the ruined bridge takes its name from the ruined keep on the other bank. It used to be the castle of the archmage who protected the border from goblins, but the bridge was blown and the tower fell years ago."
- "The wizard Gimblewang has been seen wandering the mountains in search of rare and strange spells."

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Magnus, leg fractured by ministrations of a watery jelly guy. Healed himself with the power of his God. In unrelated news is now a haemophiliac.
- Mushroom Lover, not really an injury but he's out of the game for 6 weeks (unless jailbroken or fines and bribes totalling 6000sp are paid) due to taking the fall for some drunken arsonists. ETA: 6 weeks.

Exp Totals:
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 11166 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 521 (Level up at 2000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 4 Dwarf: 10504 (Level up at 17,600)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6HP! +2 skill points!
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 1 Barbarian: 521 (Level up at 2000)

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Recovering:
Tom / Olaf Tenderloin, Level 2 Dwarf: 2737 (Level up at 4400) ETA: 26 weeks
Tom / Baron Noel Pompadour, Level 1 Specialist: 1223 (Level up at 1500) ETA: 12 weeks
Renzo / Mushroom Lover, Level 3 Elf (Alpdrucke): 8954 (Level up at 12000) ETA: 6 weeks

Absent or Retired:
Michael / Miss Turmun, Level 3 Magic User: 5570 (Level up at 9000)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
--- Faust, Level 1 Specialist: 823 (Level up at 1500)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / Eli, Level 1 Cleric: 409 (Level up at 1750)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human