Session 39 - Suddenly, newbies! Thousands of them!

Session 39 - Suddenly, newbies! Thousands of them!

Campaign date:
Saturday, July 22nd 1549
Moon phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Cancer

New Characters:

- Matilda, Specialist, former water carrier, chick.

- Brad the Ba - sorry - Brad the Stabbinatator, Fighter, bread burner, dude.

- Lootle Halfstack, slave turned specialis

- A Muscle Wizard, former woodsman.

- A Dwarf who was once a leech (being an olde schoole apothecary, not a bloodsucking slug)

Enemies defeated:

- A green slime, burned until it crystallised (50 exp)

- 10 mushroom headed men, neck-threads severed (100 exp)

- Giant psychic mushroom, sawed through with chain (100 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:

- 1820 silver pieces (1820 exp)

- Pinky ring (800 exp)

- Severed head of St Vaporius.

- Bread with hallucinogenic mold, green slime crystals.

- Iron holy symbol of the Great Shroomy One (50 exp)

- Various arms and armour (150 exp)

- Potion #10 - clear brown w/ rat foetus

- Potion #172 - thin brown

- Potion #190 - pale blue

- A large sack (1 exp)

- 6 semi-precious gems (240 exp)

Exploration:

- 7 dungeon rooms explored (140 exp)

- 1 secret door found (50 exp)

- Alternate exit found (100 exp)

Misc:

- Professional door-listening skills (50 exp)

- Discovered the True Tomb of St Vaporius (50 exp)

- Barbershop quartet sang sweetly (50 exp)

- Got slime'd (50 exp)

- Superbread created (50 exp)

- Correctly avoided a whole load of explosive gas (50 exp)

- Failed attempt at Vaporis disguise amused me thoroughly (50 exp)

- Rad as hell giant mushroom kill with the saw-chain and acid attack (50 exp)

- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)

- High as Fuck bonus (50 exp)

- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)

- Copious Dick Joke boners (50 exp)

- Overkilled a Scary Enemy bonus (100 exp)

- Failed saving throw bonus (Fungonius, Clay's Muscle Wizard - 100 ea)

- Near death experience bonus (Brad the Stabbinator, Lootle Shortstack - 100 exp ea)

- Cartographer bonus (Fungonius - 100 exp)

Quests and Rumours:

- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:

- None, barely.

Exp Totals:

Dominic / Fungonius, Level 4 Cleric: 7939 (Level up at 14000)

Renzo / Mushroom Lover, Level 4 Elf (Alpdrucke): 21858 (Level up at 24000)

Ej / Matilda, Level 1 Specialist: 615 (Level up at 1500)

Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 715 (Level up at 2000)

Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)

Clay / Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 715 (Level up at 2250)

Kyle / Level 1 Dwarf: 615 (Level up at 2200)

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Absent or Retired:

Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)

Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)

Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)

rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)

Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)

Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 4 Dwarf: 13395 (Level up at 17600)
-- Mr Burg, Level 1 Fighter: 655 (Level up at 2000)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)

Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)

John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)

Dana / Bingo, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 1461(Level up at 2250)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human