Session 61 - Attack of the Killer Brain-Bots

An uncharacteristically combat-heavy session! And yet I didn't manage to murder anybody with the murderbots... maybe next time.

Oli / Lulu - I read it right the first time! The rapier does indeed heal you for 1d8 HP when you get a critical hit, even above maximum health (!). Excess health above maximum disappears if your sword resets, but otherwise I suppose you can become some sort of blood-drenched Barbarian horror with a million health.

And for all -

If you're coming to my sickkk birthday party, it's at the following address:

address

Arrive at some sort of party-amenable hour, so any time past 7, really.

Bring booze or, alternatively, whatever it is teetotalers drink. I'll work on having some sort of snacks and oven-based comestibles on hand. Should be good!

Alrighty, that's it from me, see you next week and/or on Saturday!

Session 61 - Attack of the Killer Brain-Bots

Campaign date:
Friday, 12 October, 1549
Moon phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Virgo

God of the Week: Dispater

New Characters:

- West, a Cleric and former hayward, deft with a fishing rod.

- Alice, a thieving backstabber and anal-footing enthusiast.

- Zea, a flagellant granted Clerical powers by his new lizard statue god

- Carthus, a gravedigger, Fighter, and reckless spear-wielder

Enemies defeated:

- 8 pig-masked psychos who attacked after Alice pulled off one of their "faces" (200 exp)

- 5 tank-treaded brass robots with brains in jars, killed by fire and brain-busting (250 exp)

- A bunch of dog-masked weirdoes who were impressed enough by the slaughter to just walk away (100 exp)

Total: 450 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- A small pig-faced statuette (50 exp)

- A small lizard-faced statuette (50 exp)

- Total of 10gp, 587sp, 200cp (1107 exp)

- 8 fairly well-made pig masks (80 exp)

- At least one brain

Total: 1287 exp

Exploration:

- Explored 4 heretofore unknown dungeon areas (80 exp)

- 2 groups of wandering monsters encountered (40 exp)

- Delved to the second level of the megadungeon (200 exp)

Total: 320 exp

Events:

- Collected group together, including a gaggle of new faces (50 exp)

- Quickly ran back down to the Asylum level of the Undercity (50 exp)

- Passed a corpse, encountered a bunch of friendly pig-masked weirdos. (50 exp)

- Pig-masks allow party to follow them along, Alice very obviously pulls one of their masks off and makes him shriek about his torn-off face (50 exp)
-Pig-masks horrified, rally and attack (50 exp)

- During fight in close corridor, Stabbington opens a door. An alarm sounds, and big tracked robots containing a brain in a jar come pouring out (50 exp)

- Pig-masks are defeated, Alice discovers a fondness for putting her foot up people's arses (50 exp)

- John Doe, swinging about on the ceiling by his grappling hook leg, sets fire to burning oil then promptly drops his flaming sword into a robot's brain jar. (50 exp)

- Theras deals ungodly amounts of damage through daring sneak attacks, West is knocked out when he's thrown against a wall, Zea is flipped across the room but lands ok (50 exp)

- Carthus pokes away at robots with a spear from a safe distance while Zea manages to wake West back up. They both spend a bit of time touching themselves. (50 exp)

- Dog-masked men turn up, attracted by the noise, as Alice removes the last robot's brain. They leave after Lulu and her dog talk to them (50 exp)
- The room is looted and spare robot parts are found before the party absconds via stairwell (50 exp)

Total: 600 exp

Misc:

- Anal Violation bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)

- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)

- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)

- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)

- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)

- Rad Dream Sequence bonus (West - 50 exp)

- Belated Gave-DM-irl-San-loss bonus (Theras - 50 exp)

- Godmaker bonus (Zea - 100 exp)

- I Know This Place bonus (Theras - 100 exp)

- Near Death Experience bonus (West, Zea - 100 exp ea.)

Total: 300 exp + bonuses

Active Businesses:

- Peggy Pigrider - Pie Mama's. Safe. Value: 1213sp

- John Doe the Unlucky - Anvil, Mining and Craft Company. Risky. Value: 1579sp

- Lulu Spiderbite - Clunge Honey. Safe. Value: 1190sp

- Joe Joe - Josephine's Petting Zoo. Risky. Value: 1500sp

- Stabbington Shanks - Tomb Busters. Risky. Value: 600sp

Quests and Rumours:

- None down here.

Death Toll and Injuries:

- Zea and West got battered and bruised, but survived

Exp Totals:

Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 4 Barbarian: 13048 (Level up at 16000)

Kyle / John Doe the Unlucky, Level 4 Dwarf: 8945 (Level up at 17600)

*DING!* +1d10 HP! +2 to Saves!

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 3 Fighter: 7822 (Level up at 8000)

David / Theras, Level 2 Specialist (Assassin): 2627 (Level up at 3000)

Charles / Zea, Level 1 Cleric: 571 (Level up at 1750)

John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)

Sarah / Alice, Level 1 Specialist (Robber): 371 (Level up at 1500)

Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)

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Absent or Retired:

Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 1 Fighter: 720 (Level up at 2000)

Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)

Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)

??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)

Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 3 Halfling: 4631 (Level up at 8000)

-- Bat (whose name I forgot), Level 0 Chiroptera

Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)

Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)

Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)

Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)

Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)

Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)

Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)

Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)

Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)

-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.

Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)

Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)

Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 3553 (Level up at 7000)

Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)

Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)

-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar

Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)

Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)

Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)

Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)

Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)

Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)

Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)

Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)

Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)

Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)

Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)

Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)

Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)

Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)

Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)

rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)

Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)

Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)

Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)

John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)

Dana / Bingo, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 1461(Level up at 2250)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human