Session 79 - Uncertain Revenge

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Session 79 - Uncertain Revenge
Campaign Date:

Saturday, 28 November, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Scorpio

New Characters:Jim's Fighter, the world's most average man who quit his job as a postman for a life of mild excitement due to seducing an above-average number of his hometown's women.

Enemies Defeated:
- 2 strange zombie people, savaged (20 exp)

- 10 skin bags, chiefly roasted (100 exp)
Total: 120 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 78 sp (78 exp)

- Vial of yellow goop

- An arcane-sigiled bath bomb
- A deed for a house in Caversdale

Total: 78 exp

Exploration:
- Travelled 24 miles or so (80 exp)

Total: 80 exp

Events:

- Heading to the Necromancers' campsite to rest, Mana runs ahead and loots as much as she can from the tents. Her finds include an arcane bath bomb, a vial of yellow goo, and a deed to a house in Caversdale. Also a new party member -

- While the party rests in the deceased Necromancers' tents and the wizards descend into a wizardy coma, Stabbington's watch is disrupted when a weird crossbow bolt flies out of the darkness and clanks off his armour. (50 exp)

- Stabbington throws the quarrel back and bellows questions at the darkness, a girl's voice replies with "Fuck you, tongue vomiter!". Those not in wizard-comas are roused from their slumber. (50 exp)
- Jain Doe kicks out the campfire and hauls her horrible dog out of wherever it's been sleeping. Her eyes quickly adjust, and she see unleashes her dog towards a figure she sees standing behind a log. (50 exp)

- Meanwhile, Zan and Jim's Fighter sneak into the brush in the hopes of finding the assailant, being told by a mysterious female voice that they should get out of here because they're not the target. (50 exp)

- Communication via chalkboard-wearing zombie message courier reveals that it's some sort of vendetta against Stabbington, with some potential side revenge against Jain Doe. (50 exp)

- Jain's dog has absolutely torn apart the guy behind the log, he's holding a nonfunctional crossbow-shaped object made of twigs and doesn't bleed. (50 exp)

- Meanwhile Mana has swung from Quiet mode to Burn mode and begins setting a fire against a tree, soon the treetops are 420 blazing along with the camp. (50 exp)

- The unknown assailants send an offer to leave the party alone if they give up "the Stabbington" via chalkboard text message. It is refused (naturally) and an attempt to tail the courier zombie fails. A copper whip-tailed bolt pangs off Stabbington's armour again as they leave. (50 exp)

- The next morning, the wizards awaken and the group continues their long march down the mountain. Another bunch of skin bags in scratch-built cages are seen along the path and Jain runs down to oil them up. As she gets into the middle of them the cages are pulled over. She books it, oiling as she goes. (50 exp)

- The bags spread out, trying to cling to anyone they can. A torch is thrown into the middle of the oil spill and several bags catch fire. It's pretty chaotic. (50 exp)

- After the skin bags are defeated by various means, a contingent heads up the slope to find where the ropes attached to the cages lead. They find a weird chick holding them all and moaning at the sky. She is shanked no issue. (50 exp)

- Mana throws the body down the slope and hits one of her teammates. She cackles. (50 exp)

- The descent continues, and while walking across a cliff face the vanguard (who was, I think, Wolfgang?) suddenly finds himself beset by an avalanche of zombies released from a net. (50 exp)

- The zombielanche is disappointingly ineffective, and the party use the cliff face (and cushion of no-longer-undead-just-dead zombies) to rappel to the ground and get gone while the going is good. (50 exp)

- After half a day of travel (and a quickly ignored incident with weird throaty laughter from the trees) they arrive at an actual real human-controlled town and are able to spend their hard-earned dolla. Relief! (50 exp)

Total: 800 exp

Misc:
- AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)

- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)

- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)

- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)

- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)

- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)

- Fame Increase bonus (50 exp)

- Internecine Strife bonus (50 exp)

- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)

- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)

- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)

- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)

- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)

- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)

- WWE bonus bonus (50 exp)

- Shopping Spree bonus (100 exp)

- Near Death Experience bonus (100 exp - Wolfgang Brown Grylls... twice)

- Moving one-shot bonus exp from Oliver's old character to new (Osar -> 2062 exp -> Wolfgang)

- Party Treasurer bonus (100 exp - Jain Doe)

- Art Attack bonus (200 exp - Zan)

Total: 850 exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- None up here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Various near-fatal wounds for Wolfgang

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 48338 (Level up at 64000)

Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 17136 (Level up at 17600)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 12802 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 4169 (Level up at 7000)
Tom / Sparky, Level 1 Magic User: 1390 (Level up at 2250)
Oliver R / Wolfgang Brown Grylls, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2882 (Level up at 4500)
+1d4 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day! +1 free spell!

Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)

Absent or Retired:

Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 26983
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)

Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)

James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)

Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)

Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)

Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)

Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)

Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)

John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)

Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)

Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)

??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)

Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)

Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)

Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)

Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)

Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)

Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)

Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)

Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)

Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)

-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.

Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)

Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)

Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)

Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)

-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar

Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)

Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)

Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)

Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)

Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)

Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)

Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)

Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)

Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)

Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)

Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)

Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)

Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)

Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)

Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)

rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)

Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)

Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)

Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)

Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)

Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)

John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)

Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)

-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)

Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)

Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)

Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)

Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)

George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)

Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)

Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)

Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)

Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)

Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)

Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)

Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)

Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)

--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human