With a whole TWO WEEKS in which to write this recap, I have managed to complete it with a whole THREE DAYS to go.
I will finish it with Charles' excellent blurb:
Last week in CSI Pembrooktonshire, Episode 3: the situation HEATS UP for the knight of science when Santa puts him on the NAUGHTY LIST! Meanwhile, Zan and Eleyne save some precious relics FOR THEMSELVES. They've certainly learned a trick or two from those GIPSIES!
I will finish it with Charles' excellent blurb:
Last week in CSI Pembrooktonshire, Episode 3: the situation HEATS UP for the knight of science when Santa puts him on the NAUGHTY LIST! Meanwhile, Zan and Eleyne save some precious relics FOR THEMSELVES. They've certainly learned a trick or two from those GIPSIES!
Session 89 - The Knight of Science Burns a Valuable Lesson
Campaign Date:
Treasure and Equipment:
- A crystal ball (500 exp)
- A set of tarot cards
- A bunch of vaguely valuable gypsy knick-knacks (18 sp)
- Hip flask of strong liquor
Events:
- After the events of the previous session most of the party is scattered to the winds. The Knight of Science is pissed off. Stabbington pledges his services in finding the culprits to the Knight. (50 exp)
- Lulu, hiding in the woods with the rescued gypsy children, sends her dog to the safety of Clunge with the kids. (50 exp)
- Lulu meets with Zan and Eleyn in the woods and a plan is hatched to free the imprisoned gypsies! She is dressed up like a gypsy, they in Science armour, and escorted to the prison (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Stabbington, Charmington and Reynard loot the fortune teller's wagon under the flimsy excuse of checking for evidence (50 exp)
- Lulu's group make it to jail and enter. Judge Dredd impersonation game strong. The notably scared jailer lets them do whatever. (50 exp)
- The gypsies are released under the pretence that the burning has been brought forward to TODAY! Cheering townsfolk form a crowd and follow through the city. Everyone loves a good burning! (50 exp)
- Child Murderer bonus (50 exp)
- Child Saviour bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Chase bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Schindler's bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Eleyn, Zan and I guess Stabbington for that Bustin' Time one - 100 exp ea.)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Stabbington - 100 exp ea.)
- Extra exp for that amazing "Session 90" recap (Jumurak, Zan, Eleyn - 687 exp ea.)
[[]]
Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 57096 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4296 (Level up at 6000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 34366 (Level up at 64000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 4 Cleric: 8992 (Level up at 14000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 2 spell/day!Tom / Eleyn, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4377 (Level up at 6000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Absent or Retired:
James / Nora, Level 1 Specialist (Jack of All Trades): 390 (Level up at 1500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 25049 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19801 (Level up at 32000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
Saturday, 21 December, 1549
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Enemies Defeated:
- 3 jailers, outsmarted (15 exp)
- The Knight of Science, burned alive (500 exp)
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Enemies Defeated:
- 3 jailers, outsmarted (15 exp)
- The Knight of Science, burned alive (500 exp)
- Five Soldiers of Science, burned alive (50 exp)
- An innocent family, burned alive (0 exp)
Total: 565 exp
- An innocent family, burned alive (0 exp)
Total: 565 exp
Treasure and Equipment:
- A crystal ball (500 exp)
- A set of tarot cards
- A bunch of vaguely valuable gypsy knick-knacks (18 sp)
- Hip flask of strong liquor
- Fine quality religious vestments (600 exp)
- Monetary offerings to the Church and other small valuables (400 exp)
- A pair of silvered goblets with matching images of St Jerome (500 exp)
- The Fingerbone of St Barbara in elaborate display case (2500 sp)
- Monetary offerings to the Church and other small valuables (400 exp)
- A pair of silvered goblets with matching images of St Jerome (500 exp)
- The Fingerbone of St Barbara in elaborate display case (2500 sp)
- A finely carved mahogany boat depicting the Scaphism of Yeshua (400 exp)
- An illuminated bible (500 exp)
- A pewter thurible (100 exp)
- A silvered monstrance (500 exp)
- A wedding ring inscribed with "apis latronem" (500 exp)
- An illuminated bible (500 exp)
- A pewter thurible (100 exp)
- A silvered monstrance (500 exp)
- A wedding ring inscribed with "apis latronem" (500 exp)
Total: 6518 exp
Exploration:
- Explored the town of Pembrooktonshire, including its dingy holding cells and not-overly-ostentatious church. (100 exp)
Exploration:
- Explored the town of Pembrooktonshire, including its dingy holding cells and not-overly-ostentatious church. (100 exp)
Total: 100 exp
Events:
- After the events of the previous session most of the party is scattered to the winds. The Knight of Science is pissed off. Stabbington pledges his services in finding the culprits to the Knight. (50 exp)
- Lulu, hiding in the woods with the rescued gypsy children, sends her dog to the safety of Clunge with the kids. (50 exp)
- Lulu meets with Zan and Eleyn in the woods and a plan is hatched to free the imprisoned gypsies! She is dressed up like a gypsy, they in Science armour, and escorted to the prison (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Stabbington, Charmington and Reynard loot the fortune teller's wagon under the flimsy excuse of checking for evidence (50 exp)
- Lulu's group make it to jail and enter. Judge Dredd impersonation game strong. The notably scared jailer lets them do whatever. (50 exp)
- The gypsies are released under the pretence that the burning has been brought forward to TODAY! Cheering townsfolk form a crowd and follow through the city. Everyone loves a good burning! (50 exp)
- Stabbington's group, along with the Knight of Science, are attracted by the noise and begin walking into town. Uh oh. (50 exp)
- In an attempt to evade the crowd, the false Soldiers of Science take the gypsies into the Church and fool the priest. The crowd patiently wait outside. (50 exp)
- The group nips past the curtain into the chancel and find the body of the murdered girl lying in state. They nick her ring, some priestly robes, and anything that looks shiny. There is a lot that looks shiny. (50 exp)
- They then nip out the transept door, sending the gypsies off to Lulu's growing Clunge Honey Witness Protection Programme (50 exp)
- The Knight Approacheth! Lulu charges out as a distraction, leading the Knight and his retinue into a nearby cottage. (50 exp)
- The rest of the crew manage to rope the doors shut outside, preventing escape as Lulu enacts her master plan. (50 exp)
- Lulu reveals that she is Santa Claus. This is heretical anti-Science thinking and the Knight asks for proof. The family inside the cottage cower in their communal bed. (50 exp)
- In an attempt to evade the crowd, the false Soldiers of Science take the gypsies into the Church and fool the priest. The crowd patiently wait outside. (50 exp)
- The group nips past the curtain into the chancel and find the body of the murdered girl lying in state. They nick her ring, some priestly robes, and anything that looks shiny. There is a lot that looks shiny. (50 exp)
- They then nip out the transept door, sending the gypsies off to Lulu's growing Clunge Honey Witness Protection Programme (50 exp)
- The Knight Approacheth! Lulu charges out as a distraction, leading the Knight and his retinue into a nearby cottage. (50 exp)
- The rest of the crew manage to rope the doors shut outside, preventing escape as Lulu enacts her master plan. (50 exp)
- Lulu reveals that she is Santa Claus. This is heretical anti-Science thinking and the Knight asks for proof. The family inside the cottage cower in their communal bed. (50 exp)
- Lulu zips up the chimney, kicking over the coals as she does so. The Knight and his retinue, along with the innocent family within, die screaming as the flames consume them. (50 exp)
- The party mingle with the crowd, pretending it's nothing to do with them. There was indeed a burning tonight. (50 exp)
Total: 750 exp
Misc:
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)- The party mingle with the crowd, pretending it's nothing to do with them. There was indeed a burning tonight. (50 exp)
Total: 750 exp
Misc:
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Child Murderer bonus (50 exp)
- Child Saviour bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Chase bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Schindler's bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Eleyn, Zan and I guess Stabbington for that Bustin' Time one - 100 exp ea.)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Stabbington - 100 exp ea.)
- Extra exp for that amazing "Session 90" recap (Jumurak, Zan, Eleyn - 687 exp ea.)
Total: 600 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- I AM... THE LAW!
Death Toll and Injuries:
- None, good job!
Rumours:
- I AM... THE LAW!
Death Toll and Injuries:
- None, good job!
[[]]
Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 57096 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4296 (Level up at 6000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 34366 (Level up at 64000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 4 Cleric: 8992 (Level up at 14000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 2 spell/day!Tom / Eleyn, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4377 (Level up at 6000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Absent or Retired:
James / Nora, Level 1 Specialist (Jack of All Trades): 390 (Level up at 1500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 25049 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19801 (Level up at 32000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
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