Session 88 - Dial M for Magma

Literally half an hour before the session so on time. Yeeaaa.




Session 88 -  Dial M for Magma

Campaign Date:

Thursday, 19 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius

New Characters:- Nora of Pembrooktonshire, sister to Elleyn and similarly a bit of a social outcast. Got a job as town watchman as a result before getting caught up in her sister's hijinks.

Enemies Defeated:
- Several soldiers of Science (50 exp)
Total: 500 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A suit of Science-branded chainmail (100 exp)

Total: 100 exp

Exploration:
- Visited the gypsy caravan (20 exp)
- Basically just that.

Total: 20 exp

Events:
- Investigation of the murder begins. The innkeeper is questioned. Everyone knows the gypsies did it. Case closed. (50 exp)
- The Knight of Science is currently in town and has judged that the gypsies are clearly guilty and are to be burnt tomorrow evening. (50 exp)
- Oh and also, the new Bumblebee Bandit book is being printed and bound in this very town! (50 exp)
- Suspecting that there is more to this case than meets the eye, the party roll out to the gypsy camp to scope shit out. (50 exp)
- There they find most of the lightly guarded gypsies hanging around their wagons and split up to investigate. (50 exp)
- One group hits up the fortune teller wagon and talk to the old lady there with a mysteriously shit accent. She gives them fortunes and clues. (50 exp)
- Others hit up the main family group. Lulu gives one of the gypsy children a ride on her mostly alive dog. It is discovered that two gypsy children are being kept in jail to keep the gypsies compliant. (50 exp)

- The last group check out the smashed up gypsy wagon dragged off to the side, finding a bunch of stuff indicating the gypsies' demoniacal ways, including a bumblebee cloak. (50 exp)
- The girls flirt with a rather attractive young gypsy man. (50 exp)
- A scuffle breaks out following some unwise decision making, and the noise draws the Knight of Science and his retinue who were lunching at the inn. (50 exp)

- Lulu disappears with the gypsy children before the Knight can grab them and burn them. The family thank her. (50 exp)
- The Knight of Science arrives and demands the gypsies be handed over to him that he may throw them in jail. He obeys the law to the letter but is a real jerk about it. (50 exp)
- The Squire is motioned over to the group with the bumblebee cloak. He's thrilled and grabs it, tearing a bit off the cloak as a souvenir. (50 exp)
- Elleyn (I think?) offends the Knight by doubting his judgement of the gypsies and various disrespect. He judges that she must die. (50 exp)
- Charles goes to get a beer. (50 exp)
- Jain Doe lobs a rock with a combined Create Magma and Create Explosion rune on it at the Knight. (50 exp)
- Charles comes back with beer. (50 exp)
- The family wagon is on fire, the Knight of Science is pissed off, and the gypsies are running for their lives along with a few of the party. (50 exp)
- Some Soldiers of Science are slain in the kerfuffle. Party members not immediately culpable watch with interested confusion. (50 exp)
- Elleyne loots the corpse of a Soldier of Science in the confusion. Nobody saw the guy die so the amoeba eats the evidence. (50 exp)
Total: 1000 exp

Misc:
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Antogoniser bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Child Saviour bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Chase bonus (50 exp)
- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)
- Infamy bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)

- Badass Backstory Bonus (Elleyn, Nora - 100 exp ea. for linking backstories)Total:  550 exp + bonus
Rumours:

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None, despite best efforts

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 55362 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3529 (Level up at 6000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32832 (Level up at 64000)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 25049 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19114 (Level up at 32000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 6571 (Level up at 7000)
Tom / Elleyn, Level 2 Specialist (Assassin): 2056 (Level up at 3000)
James / Nora, Level 1 Specialist (Jack of All Trades): 390 (Level up at 1500)

Absent or Retired:
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 2543 (Level up at 3000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human