Monday, 6 June 2016

Session 93 - Dr. Stabbington Strikes Again

Say whaaat, we've finally clocked over into 1550 in the game world.
Fittingly, the team was partying for four days straight at the time. Go team. Even though Dr Witsk fucking died due to Stabbington's drunken fuckup.

Also I LOST (shock!) my little grey book which i wrote my notes in, and thus lost how much exp people gained from carousing. I'm going to go ahead and bump everyone up to the maximum 400. Hope that's alright!

See yas tomoz

Session 93 - Dr. Stabbington Strikes Again

Campaign Date:
Thursday, 4 January, 1550
Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Zodiac: Sagittarius

New Characters:- Rat LeBlanc, first ever Ratman to grace this fair campaign. Rules writeup to come some day soon. Some words from my notebook - "Rat Friend. Call Rat. Rat Mapping. Tail Whip. Sub-Prime Requisites. Hate Magnet."

Enemies Defeated:
- 2 muggers who accosted Dr Witsk and indirectly led to his untimely death. (10 exp)
- A huge spider, scared off with guano-fire and sling bullets (50 exp)
Total: 60 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- Strange bulky lead jewellery (50 exp)
- 15gp, 6sp (756 exp)
Total: 806 exp


- Discovered one secret door (50 exp)
- Travelled about 30 miles (100 exp)
- First party to enter Kaldva Djinn, the Slaughtergrid (100 exp)
Total: 250 exp


- After inspecting the final maze, the mirrors at the ends of the corridors are broken and a potential exit found. Jumurak begins digging with a pickaxe while the rest of the party try to find how it opens. (50 exp)
- The sarcophagus is searched and a false bottom is found. Hurrah! Richrom's body is discovered covered in strange lead jewellery and holding a scroll telling you he gave his gold to the poor. The bastard. (50 exp)
- That also opened the exit door, nearly ruining Jumurak's pickaxe. Sweet outside air! (50 exp)
- Nora's body is burnt in a pyre and handfuls of copper coins thrown upon it in tribute. Alas, poor Nora. She was so young. (50 exp)
- A dodgy-looking Halfling cook turns up, using the fire to roast some food. Dr Witsk Van Held, a medical student on his gap yahhh, is with him also. (50 exp)
- The party treks off back to the road, guided by the new party members. They head off to the town of Clunge to interrogate Lulu's business owner and see how the gypsies are doing. (50 exp)
- Bernard Keeper is home with the hibernating honey bees. From the sounds of it he thought the map was genuine. The gypsies are off selling the honey from the wagon, which he considers their rightful place. (50 exp)
- Shopping begins in town, followed by a four-day carousing binge. Everyone has a good time but Dr Witsk gets extra messed up and is beset by opportunistic muggers one night (50 exp)
- In the darkness and chaos the muggers seize his crow-beaked plague doctor mask (no!) and what few possessions he possesses (double no!) after beating him senseless with socks filled with rocks. (50 exp)
- Drunk party members sprint in to accost the muggers. Eleyn dives off the roof for a textbook assassination, stabbing one guy through the crown of the head in such a way that he immediately locks up into rigor mortis. The other is despatched in short order. (50 exp)
- Stabbington, seeing Dr Witsk go down, runs over to her to heal him. He trips, falls, and kills. Stabbington's medical skills claim yet another life. (50 exp)
- Sombrely, the bodies are devoured by Jumurak's amoebas. (50 exp)
- Out of game, James rolls up a new character and groans at his ability scores. It is decided that he will be the first recipient of the Consolation Ratman Class for Improbably Crap Characters. He is named Rat LeBlanc to my delight. (50 exp)
- Jain's been sitting on a juicy bit of dungeon info for a while, deep in the mines of Mining, Anvil and Craft Inc her workers have uncovered a very odd dungeon entrance indeed (50 exp)
- Upon reaching the closest village to the mines, Little Reaching, Rat LeBlanc summons a local rat to tell him about the area. Jain talks to Dwarfish workdwarfs. Both say that no matter who goes in, nobody comes out (50 exp)
- The party head into the mines, following the workers, and find themselves face to face with a dungeon orifice which looks worryingly like a vulva. (50 exp)
- Entering the dungeon through the jagged corridor, the party find a pitch black space. Water drips from the ceiling into a pool full of odd white prawns. (50 exp)
- Further in, a huge pile of guano with bats hanging around on top. Zan racks his brains to remember whether guano is flammable. (50 exp)
- Finally, three metal doors. Dwarf corpse near left one. The centre one is opened and peeked into... a spindly grey leg is seen disappearing, corpses on the ground. Rat LeBlanc gets his rat friend to go inside where it is eaten. Alas. (50 exp)
- Calen the Halfling is terrified of spiders and runs away. Zan chucks a flask of guano in and... it explodes wetly! Bat guano is now canonically flammable. It reveals a big ol' grey spider. (50 exp)
- Battle is joined by most. Eleyn whips out her new wheellock pistols and... a misfire. Fuck. The spider runs off under the onslaught. (50 exp)
- Calen ducks in to search the bodies, finding 15 gold jammed into some big yellow onions. He keeps them. (50 exp)
- Beyond there is a fire and a big undead guy torturing a little golden man on it. Sophia identifies him as a draugr. He seems like an alright guy, although he requests that he be given someone to torture to death. (50 exp)
Total: 1150 exp


- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Doolittle bonus (50 exp)
- Fame bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Medical Malpractice bonus (50 exp)
- PETA bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Tom / Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Died in First Session bonus (James / Rat LeBlanc - 100 exp)
- Amusing Death bonus (James / Rat LeBlanc - 500 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (Witnesses - 100 exp ea.)

- Everyone Caroused (Carousers- 400 exp ea... even Rat LeBlanc I'm feeling generous)
Total:  550 exp + bonuses
I was thinking about moving my family and I back to the continent, we've got family in the Low Countries, but they're staunchly Protestant and don't accept the Holy Ennead.
- There's a great big fucking eagle up there, man. I totally saw it! Yesterday at dawn man, and stop looking so fucking sceptical.
- Moondin to the south has fallen to the Necromancers. Turns out the Undead are the perfect anti-mould shock troops.
- I come here from Moondine, had to get out, no moldybeasts that far south, no, something worse. Creepin vines and fire and mud. I fucked off afore it got me too.
- On the road to Foston there's an abandoned inn. The proprieter was mad and hid all his treasure there, my own mother worked there while they were digging out the complex beneath.
- There's the remains of an old goblin war machine out in the wastes, Rangers say the muck's been stirred so much lately that there's an entrance inside.
- There are knights of the Unorthodox Church spreading through the mountains, trying to convert pure Nonanists.
- The Witch Pirate of Guernsey raids the channel, even if the Emperor wanted to help us I doubt that he could.

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Dr. Witsk von Held, ribcage crushed in by Stabbington as a result of a botched attempt at First Aid.


Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 58644 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 26597 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 22275 (Level up at 32000)

Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 4 Cleric: 11466 (Level up at 14000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 4 Specialist (Assassin): 6951 (Level up at 12000)
Will / Calen, Level 2 Halfling: 2414 (Level up at 4000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 to Mind Control!
Kitty / Sophia, Level 1 Necromancer: 1548 (Level up at 2250)
James / Dr Witsk Von Held, Level 1 Specialist: 0 (Level up at 1500)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 1 Ratman: 1332 (Level up at 2000)

Absent or Retired:
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 1 Dwarf: 0 (Level up at 2200)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 37308 (Level up at 64000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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