With a player turnout at a level SO LOW it hasn't been seen in OVER A YEAR, it was just Fraser and his mate-from-work Owen this week.
But we're officially back on, so I'll hopefully see more of you guys... well, this evening! Hurrah!
For Owen - Your character's florid Elf species description:
Scalbert Gumph: Sleep - Shambolic fae manifest as slobbery dullards that sleep under bridges and in abandoned mills. They shamble about in the drunken twilight seeking the unwary with groping fingers and muttering dark lullabies. More than anything they desire comely sheep and black roses and locks of maiden's hair.
They sound lovely, I'm sure you'll agree.
Session 98 - And Then There Were Two
Campaign Date:
Enemies Defeated:
- 2 tentacle-faced insectoid creatures, put to sleep then fled from (100 exp)
- A pus-filled blob of white goop, popped (250 exp)
Treasure and Equipment:
- A flatworm egg with strange properties
- Metal teeth granting a horrific bite
- Bag of pulverised bone
Events:
- Due to a sudden dearth of players, the cliffhanger everyone's-gonna-die ending of the previous session is stalled when Jumurak activates his Gaseous Form and gases on out of there. Fate of rest of party unknown. (50 exp)
- Conveniently he meets up with new arrival Guyphy near the entrance. They begin exploring. (50 exp)
- They go for the unexplored western fallopian tube, finding a door with holes all over it. Opening it with a long stick is proven to be a good idea when spikes shoot out. (50 exp)
- Inside, a bunch of scared-looking mushroom men babble and squawk around a stairway down. They are left well enough alone. (50 exp)
- Exploring the tube further, the pair come across a big ol' pile of trash with some sort of large creature shying away from their light. (50 exp)
- Calling out, they get a greeting from a man who's just sort of crawling around in the trash with no legs on. He can't get to them before the giant insectoids attack the pair. (50 exp)
- Guyphy immediately blows his Sleep spell, putting the insects into a state of torpor. Rather than risk attacking and waking them up, the pair move on to meet the guy. (50 exp)
- His name is Jeffrey, and agrees to meet them at the entrance if they kill him now. They oblige. (50 exp)
Thursday, 11 January, 1550
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius
New Characters:
- Guyphy, a Scalbert Gumph (or Sleep Elf) who once made his living as a shoe shiner.
- Guyphy, a Scalbert Gumph (or Sleep Elf) who once made his living as a shoe shiner.
Enemies Defeated:
- 2 tentacle-faced insectoid creatures, put to sleep then fled from (100 exp)
- A pus-filled blob of white goop, popped (250 exp)
Total: 350 exp
Treasure and Equipment:
- A flatworm egg with strange properties
- Metal teeth granting a horrific bite
- Bag of pulverised bone
- Battle plans for an assault on the lower levels
Total: 0 exp
Exploration:
- 7 more dungeon areas explored (140 exp)
- 3 wandering monsters encountered (150 exp)
Exploration:
- 7 more dungeon areas explored (140 exp)
- 3 wandering monsters encountered (150 exp)
Total: 290 exp
Events:
- Due to a sudden dearth of players, the cliffhanger everyone's-gonna-die ending of the previous session is stalled when Jumurak activates his Gaseous Form and gases on out of there. Fate of rest of party unknown. (50 exp)
- Conveniently he meets up with new arrival Guyphy near the entrance. They begin exploring. (50 exp)
- They go for the unexplored western fallopian tube, finding a door with holes all over it. Opening it with a long stick is proven to be a good idea when spikes shoot out. (50 exp)
- Inside, a bunch of scared-looking mushroom men babble and squawk around a stairway down. They are left well enough alone. (50 exp)
- Exploring the tube further, the pair come across a big ol' pile of trash with some sort of large creature shying away from their light. (50 exp)
- Calling out, they get a greeting from a man who's just sort of crawling around in the trash with no legs on. He can't get to them before the giant insectoids attack the pair. (50 exp)
- Guyphy immediately blows his Sleep spell, putting the insects into a state of torpor. Rather than risk attacking and waking them up, the pair move on to meet the guy. (50 exp)
- His name is Jeffrey, and agrees to meet them at the entrance if they kill him now. They oblige. (50 exp)
- They collect Jeffrey only to find that he now glows blue, crackles with lightning, and calls himself POWER MAN. (50 exp)
- They get him to try zapping the mushroom men huddled around the other stairs. POWERMAN does so with gusto and gets fucking melted by mushroom poison. (50 exp)
- POWERMAN stumbles back out of the birthing chamber feeling smarter but more clumsy, doesn't hold his death against them. (50 exp)
- Heading via the mushroom house, the three-strong crew investigate a cave-in in the eastern fallopian tube and grab a flatworm egg with strange properties. (50 exp)
- Another cave-in reveals the ruins of a complicated brass door. They claim a mysterious tube full of liquid from the wreckage. (50 exp)
- POWERMAN insists on learning some of the runes. He now knows how to produce beams of fire, cold and magma. He's stoked. (50 exp)
- Heading past the steps down to the gut level, the group comes back to the entrance chamber and tries the mushrooms again. This time Guyphy heads in and gets fucking melted by mushroom poison (50 exp)
- He reappears with an inability to lie and the ability to detect lies most of the time. (50 exp)
- Giving it up for a bad job, the group go down to the gut level and meet some black-eyed grey goblins guarding the way into their dungeon area. They seem friendly, but on high alert due to recent terror attacks. (50 exp)
- After discussing things for a while, the two check out the nearby slave pit that the goblins told them about. They leave the definitely insane caged people as they are. (50 exp)
- Heading back up they manage to avoid any major issues and walk around to check out the holes POWERMAN said he could crawl through to get out of the birthing chamber, seeing soft pinkness coming from within. (50 exp)
- Playing it safe, the group retreats to the safety of the mushroom house and wonder what actually happened to the others. (50 exp)Total: 1000 exp
Misc:
- Bonus exp from that brilliant fake recap the other week. (++ exp as written)
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Touch That bonus (50 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Mutatis Mutandis bonus (Guyphy - 100 exp)
- Died in your First Session bonus (Guyphy - 200 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
Total: 250 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here
- They get him to try zapping the mushroom men huddled around the other stairs. POWERMAN does so with gusto and gets fucking melted by mushroom poison. (50 exp)
- POWERMAN stumbles back out of the birthing chamber feeling smarter but more clumsy, doesn't hold his death against them. (50 exp)
- Heading via the mushroom house, the three-strong crew investigate a cave-in in the eastern fallopian tube and grab a flatworm egg with strange properties. (50 exp)
- Another cave-in reveals the ruins of a complicated brass door. They claim a mysterious tube full of liquid from the wreckage. (50 exp)
- POWERMAN insists on learning some of the runes. He now knows how to produce beams of fire, cold and magma. He's stoked. (50 exp)
- Heading past the steps down to the gut level, the group comes back to the entrance chamber and tries the mushrooms again. This time Guyphy heads in and gets fucking melted by mushroom poison (50 exp)
- He reappears with an inability to lie and the ability to detect lies most of the time. (50 exp)
- Giving it up for a bad job, the group go down to the gut level and meet some black-eyed grey goblins guarding the way into their dungeon area. They seem friendly, but on high alert due to recent terror attacks. (50 exp)
- After discussing things for a while, the two check out the nearby slave pit that the goblins told them about. They leave the definitely insane caged people as they are. (50 exp)
- Heading back up they manage to avoid any major issues and walk around to check out the holes POWERMAN said he could crawl through to get out of the birthing chamber, seeing soft pinkness coming from within. (50 exp)
- Playing it safe, the group retreats to the safety of the mushroom house and wonder what actually happened to the others. (50 exp)Total: 1000 exp
Misc:
- Bonus exp from that brilliant fake recap the other week. (++ exp as written)
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Touch That bonus (50 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Mutatis Mutandis bonus (Guyphy - 100 exp)
- Died in your First Session bonus (Guyphy - 200 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
Total: 250 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here
Death Toll and Injuries:
- Guyphy, absolutely melted by mushroom man poison
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Exp Totals:
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 28693 (Level up at 32000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Absent or Retired:
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 31860 (Level up at 35200)Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 5 Cleric: 17139 (Level up at 28000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 3 Necromancer: 5720 (Level up at 9000)
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 3 Dwarf: 4863 (Level up at 8800)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 4 Specialist (Assassin): 11900 (Level up at 12000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 2 Ratman: 3290 (Level up at 4000)Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 37308 (Level up at 64000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
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