So the new retroactive backstory gimmick actually worked out really well! Pleased with that one. I'm still building up the actual in-game effects of the various things (slowly but surely) but just working out a new ability from the events of the story was pretty rad as it was.
You're past the goblin fortifications so I guess we'll see how things go next session. Should be good!
You're past the goblin fortifications so I guess we'll see how things go next session. Should be good!
Our Art Attack this week comes from Charles who has depicted the TRIUMPANT BODY-CREATING OF GUIDO! Hurrah!
See you lot tonight!
Session 99 - Arise, Guido!
Campaign Date:
Treasure and Equipment:
- A suit of damaged chainmail
- A longsword
- A shield with a mirrored inside which shows some person's face.
- Some more flatworm eggs
Sunday, 14 January, 1550
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Enemies Defeated:
- A grey goblin, murdered (10 exp)
- An insane dwarf and two insane men in cages, "euthanised" (0 exp)
- Three purplish goops, chiefly lasered. (300 exp)
- A grey goblin, murdered (10 exp)
- An insane dwarf and two insane men in cages, "euthanised" (0 exp)
- Three purplish goops, chiefly lasered. (300 exp)
Total: 310 exp
Treasure and Equipment:
- A suit of damaged chainmail
- A longsword
- A shield with a mirrored inside which shows some person's face.
- Some more flatworm eggs
Total: 0 exp
Exploration:
- 5 more dungeon areas explored (100 exp)
- 2 wandering monsters encountered (100 exp)
Exploration:
- 5 more dungeon areas explored (100 exp)
- 2 wandering monsters encountered (100 exp)
Total: 200 exp
New Backstory:- Zan once got revenge on one who mocked him for his flagelant ways by pushing a gargoyle on him from the top of his church. (+1 Int)
- Sophia still blames herself for the death of her younger brother (and in fact her whole family) after her dodgy bellringer ropework resulted in the church bell falling and killing them. (+1 Tinkering, perfect ropework)
- Cranky Jim obeyed a tyrant in the mines for personal gain, eventually emerging from the mines as a result. (Douchebags will generally trust you)
- Jumurak recklessly proved his bravery to the other thatchers by climbing the cathedral in his town and reaching a high-up gargoyle. (+1 Str)
- Lulu Spiderbite stole her father's prized sword when she was but a child. Her seconds-older twin sister ratted her out, but her father found her in the forest having slain a bear. Since then he has always favoured her over her sister. (+1 to hit when alone)
- Sophia still blames herself for the death of her younger brother (and in fact her whole family) after her dodgy bellringer ropework resulted in the church bell falling and killing them. (+1 Tinkering, perfect ropework)
- Cranky Jim obeyed a tyrant in the mines for personal gain, eventually emerging from the mines as a result. (Douchebags will generally trust you)
- Jumurak recklessly proved his bravery to the other thatchers by climbing the cathedral in his town and reaching a high-up gargoyle. (+1 Str)
- Lulu Spiderbite stole her father's prized sword when she was but a child. Her seconds-older twin sister ratted her out, but her father found her in the forest having slain a bear. Since then he has always favoured her over her sister. (+1 to hit when alone)
Events:
- Lulu returns! We discover that she is to be wed to Lord Krog in three months! April is a good time for weddings in the Frozen North. (50 exp)- POWERMAN meets Sophia who also has an electric body and is immediately besotted, naming her POWERLADY and pledging himself to her service. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, the fates of those who were under attack from the harpy witch are discovered as they wake up in cages on the lower level. (50 exp)
- Zan draws a decay rune and begins decaying the metal of the top of the cage. Jim feigns unconsciousness. One of the grey goblins sees this and runs off to get help. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, the uncaptured group get downstairs, shank the remaining guard, and head into the jail area that Jumurak had conveniently discovered the last time. (50 exp)
- Noticing the remains of a large creature beneath a central grate, the crew bring it out, line up its bones, and replace its skull with Guido's (50 exp)
- The insane inmates are killed for blood and bone, a pentagram is drawn, and Sophia finishes off the last guy with a savage electric kiss and breaths in his Last Breath... (50 exp)
- The spell is cast! The huge body clambers to its feet! While Sophia still has control of the body, Guido is stoked to not be crammed down into someone's backpack. (50 exp)
- The cages are broken open and the squad rejoin. Hurrah! They head off, huge skeleton in tow. (50 exp)
- Meeting a bunch of easily intimidated grey goblins, one of them offers to let the group through goblin territory in exchange for not murdering them all. Offer accepted! (50 exp)
- They are let past the barricade and the goblin goes back to his fellows. Success! (50 exp)
- Some big ovipositor-tongue goblinoids are found looting some bodies near a mysterious beam of light. Things put into the light glow brightly. (50 exp)
- The big guys seem fairly chill though and are befriended, allowing the party on through. (50 exp)
- In the next room there's a ton of rubble, but when searched a few halfling bodies are found. They had a few things on them, including a clearly magical shield. Score! (50 exp)
- Suddenly, slimes! The purple kind that mindfuck you! They are dispatched fairly swiftly, but it's nearly the end of the evening so the group backtrack to the big ovipositor guys and see if they can crash at their place. (50 exp)
- But what's this?! Anything touched by the odd light beam CRUMBLES after a while! The candy cane daggers used to test it are ok (phew!) but Guido's spine collapses in the middle where he walked through the beam, to his loud dismay! (50 exp)
- The big goblin guys seem pretty cool and let the group stay in their dirty cave corner. The group are relatively safe... for now... (50 exp)Total: 850 exp
Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Rescue bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Zan - 100 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Cranky Jim - 100 exp ea.)
- Badass Backstory Bonus (All - 100 exp ea.)
Total: 950 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here
- The big goblin guys seem pretty cool and let the group stay in their dirty cave corner. The group are relatively safe... for now... (50 exp)Total: 850 exp
Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Rescue bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Zan - 100 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Cranky Jim - 100 exp ea.)
- Badass Backstory Bonus (All - 100 exp ea.)
Total: 950 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here
Death Toll and Injuries:
- None!?!?!!? I'm losing my touch!
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Exp Totals:
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 37870 (Level up at 64000)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 29355 (Level up at 32000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 5 Cleric: 17901 (Level up at 28000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 3 Necromancer: 6282 (Level up at 9000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 3 Dwarf: 5525 (Level up at 8800)
Absent or Retired:
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 31860 (Level up at 35200)
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)Tom / Eleyn, Level 4 Specialist (Assassin): 11900 (Level up at 12000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 2 Ratman: 3290 (Level up at 4000)Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
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