I'm literally sending this on the bus to the session so I think it's the latest ever.
See you all soon!
See you all soon!
And thanks for the birthday everything! I had a blast!
See you soooooon
See you soooooon
Session 105 - Birthday Busters
Campaign Date:
Treasure and Equipment:- A bunch of goldbaby vomit (250 exp)
- 4 brass rods inscribed with strange inscriptions
- A small putty-filled bag of gold bits (100 exp)
- Gold eater corpse (7500 exp)
Wednesday, 10 February, 1550
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Capricorn
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Capricorn
Enemies Defeated:
- 11 gold babies, slaughtered (275 exp)
- A gold eater, punched through a wall then ripped apart (250 exp)
- Bongo the Hobgoblin, intimidatingly befriended (100 exp)
- A gold eater, punched through a wall then ripped apart (250 exp)
- Bongo the Hobgoblin, intimidatingly befriended (100 exp)
Total: 625 exp
Treasure and Equipment:- A bunch of goldbaby vomit (250 exp)
- 4 brass rods inscribed with strange inscriptions
- A small putty-filled bag of gold bits (100 exp)
- Gold eater corpse (7500 exp)
Total: 7850 exp
Exploration:
- 3 more dungeon areas explored (60 exp)
- 1 secret door found (50 exp)
Exploration:
- 3 more dungeon areas explored (60 exp)
- 1 secret door found (50 exp)
Total: 110 exp
New Backstory:- Eleyn once attempted to steal the ship of the nascent Witch-Pirate of Guernsey. She snuck on board but was saved by Nora, getting away just in time. (+1 Sleight of Hand)
- Rat LeBlanc was embarrassed in front of everyone when he was heckled during a performance of Ratmio and Shrewliet. He finished the scene regardless. (+1 Charisma)
- Jumurak fled his town on the hottest day of the year after the Men of the Rooves deposed the governor, pursued by the Law. He fled across the rooftops and escaped. (+1 Constitution)
- Zan was punished for his pranks by being mock-crucified under the burning sun with no food or water. (+1 Constitution)
New Backstory:- Eleyn once attempted to steal the ship of the nascent Witch-Pirate of Guernsey. She snuck on board but was saved by Nora, getting away just in time. (+1 Sleight of Hand)
- Rat LeBlanc was embarrassed in front of everyone when he was heckled during a performance of Ratmio and Shrewliet. He finished the scene regardless. (+1 Charisma)
- Jumurak fled his town on the hottest day of the year after the Men of the Rooves deposed the governor, pursued by the Law. He fled across the rooftops and escaped. (+1 Constitution)
- Zan was punished for his pranks by being mock-crucified under the burning sun with no food or water. (+1 Constitution)
Events:
- Charmington breaks through the collapsed tunnel and pale pink light shines through! The party looks through to see a new flesh sac inside! (50 exp)
- Also inside, a bunch of the gold baby men who come to investigate. Eleyn squicky-spider-crawls through before they get close and hides in a hole in the ground. (50 exp)
- From inside she can see that there's an old looking goblin dude tending to plants growing in piles of dirt and flesh. Also, the flesh sac has got a few arms half-buried inside, pierced by brass rods. (50 exp)
- The gold babies start coming through the gap. One sees Sophia and vomits gold glop on her. She staggers away. (50 exp)
- Eleyn bursts out of the hole and grabs the old man Hobgoblin, wrestling him into the hole as quietly as possible. (50 exp)
- The gold babies continue coming in, but the gold vomit has attracted a gold eater! Oh no! (50 exp)
- It bursts out of the wall and slashes at the gold-covered Sophia with jagged claws! She falls, unconscious and bleeding profusely! (50 exp)
- Jumurak turns and flash-punches the gold eater backwards! It slams through the wall and out the other side, wailing. (50 exp)
- Eleyn explores down the hole with the hobgoblin on her back. She gets down to an oily-smelly slippery layer before coming back up. (50 exp)
- Those not killing gold babies at the front put a bunch of gold on the ground and stand around it weapons drawn, hoping to ambush the gold eater. (50 exp)
- Eleyn begins firing her pistols at the gold babies from the hole, not particularly accurately. The combination of her attacks and the face-ripping power of Guido causes the gold babies to retreat though! (50 exp)
- The gold eater erupts from the ground in front of Guido, slurping up gold vomit! Guido just picks it up and breaks it over one bony knee due to a maximum d30 roll for damage. Holy shit. (50 exp)
- With the enemies dead or surrendering, the hobgoblin is questioned. His name is Bongo and he loves the Mistress. He's up here making goblins and guarding the ovum. (50 exp)
- The brass rods impaled in the ovum are inspected, and Sophia discovers they are inscribed with a spell called Soul Anchor which forces a soul to return here on death. (50 exp)
- Bongo begs them to leave his arm inside. They do, and he is extremely grateful. They take his little bag of gold bits though. (50 exp)
- The other brass rods are removed and the arms are surgically removed, then they are all stuck into the damaged ovum. Take that, witch creature! (50 exp)
- Suddenly a bunch of people turn up with my "cake" which is a bottle of whiskey and we all go to play with Andy's VR kit! (50 exp)Total: 850 exp
Misc:- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Backstoryers - 100 exp ea.)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Sophia - 100 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Jumurak, Cranky Jim, Rat LeBlanc, Eleyn - 100 exp ea.)
- Homebringer bonus (500 exp - Cranky Jim)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (500 exp - Cranky Jim)
Total: 400 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here.
- Charmington breaks through the collapsed tunnel and pale pink light shines through! The party looks through to see a new flesh sac inside! (50 exp)
- Also inside, a bunch of the gold baby men who come to investigate. Eleyn squicky-spider-crawls through before they get close and hides in a hole in the ground. (50 exp)
- From inside she can see that there's an old looking goblin dude tending to plants growing in piles of dirt and flesh. Also, the flesh sac has got a few arms half-buried inside, pierced by brass rods. (50 exp)
- The gold babies start coming through the gap. One sees Sophia and vomits gold glop on her. She staggers away. (50 exp)
- Eleyn bursts out of the hole and grabs the old man Hobgoblin, wrestling him into the hole as quietly as possible. (50 exp)
- The gold babies continue coming in, but the gold vomit has attracted a gold eater! Oh no! (50 exp)
- It bursts out of the wall and slashes at the gold-covered Sophia with jagged claws! She falls, unconscious and bleeding profusely! (50 exp)
- Jumurak turns and flash-punches the gold eater backwards! It slams through the wall and out the other side, wailing. (50 exp)
- Eleyn explores down the hole with the hobgoblin on her back. She gets down to an oily-smelly slippery layer before coming back up. (50 exp)
- Those not killing gold babies at the front put a bunch of gold on the ground and stand around it weapons drawn, hoping to ambush the gold eater. (50 exp)
- Eleyn begins firing her pistols at the gold babies from the hole, not particularly accurately. The combination of her attacks and the face-ripping power of Guido causes the gold babies to retreat though! (50 exp)
- The gold eater erupts from the ground in front of Guido, slurping up gold vomit! Guido just picks it up and breaks it over one bony knee due to a maximum d30 roll for damage. Holy shit. (50 exp)
- With the enemies dead or surrendering, the hobgoblin is questioned. His name is Bongo and he loves the Mistress. He's up here making goblins and guarding the ovum. (50 exp)
- The brass rods impaled in the ovum are inspected, and Sophia discovers they are inscribed with a spell called Soul Anchor which forces a soul to return here on death. (50 exp)
- Bongo begs them to leave his arm inside. They do, and he is extremely grateful. They take his little bag of gold bits though. (50 exp)
- The other brass rods are removed and the arms are surgically removed, then they are all stuck into the damaged ovum. Take that, witch creature! (50 exp)
- Suddenly a bunch of people turn up with my "cake" which is a bottle of whiskey and we all go to play with Andy's VR kit! (50 exp)Total: 850 exp
Misc:- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Backstoryers - 100 exp ea.)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Sophia - 100 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Jumurak, Cranky Jim, Rat LeBlanc, Eleyn - 100 exp ea.)
- Homebringer bonus (500 exp - Cranky Jim)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (500 exp - Cranky Jim)
Total: 400 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here.
Death Toll and Injuries:
- Eleyn, died suddenly and unexpectedly when her heart shot straight out of her chest after passing between some organ pillars.
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Exp Totals:
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 42066 (Level up at 72000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric: 30112 (Level up at 56000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 21251 (Level up at 24000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 5 Necromancer: 18193 (Level up at 36000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 Level 1 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day! +free spell!
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeletonAndy / Cranky Jim, Level 5 Dwarf: 17942 (Level up at 35200)+1d10 HP! +lorebond! James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 16201 (Level up at 24000)
Absent or Retired:
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 36114 (Level up at 70400)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 41430 (Level up at 64000)
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
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