Props to Fraser who worked out that IAXWW was roman numerals upside down, and also props to Fraser for being the First and Only player to lose a character to Trump's pussy grab attack. Sorry, Gehn.
During the break I'm fucking around with rules that aren't working the way I want to. An annual tradition. Expect some fairly minor changes next year.
Main things:
- Poison is no longer insta-death. Because poison's been bullshit for like four years of running this thing.
- Wizards can swap spells if they're willing to risk ruin. Because we were sort of doing this anyway.
- Weapon breakage is a bit more streamlined. Because I forget otherwise.
- Some minor changes to death and dying. Because Bleeding to death wasn't really an option.
That's all for now! See you all... next year?
- A summary of the session, by Tom
Session 116 - Trumped!
Campaign Date:
Thursday, 26 March, 1550
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Pisces
Enemies Defeated:
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Pisces
Enemies Defeated:
- 6 dead celebrities, subjugated then given peace (60 exp)
- Harambe, saved! (75 exp)
- Nigel Farage the Goblin King, punched to death (75 exp)
- God-Emperor Trump, killed by the "Mexican" as he cowered behind a wall (1000 exp)
Total: 1210 exp
- Harambe, saved! (75 exp)
- Nigel Farage the Goblin King, punched to death (75 exp)
- God-Emperor Trump, killed by the "Mexican" as he cowered behind a wall (1000 exp)
Total: 1210 exp
Treasure and Equipment:- Book of Shepards, allows user to speak with sheep.
- Gold pentagram (5000 exp)
- God-Emperor Trump's tacky gold-covered power armour (10000 exp)
- Farage Ale Mug fills itself from whatever it was last filled from
- Trump Toupee attaches to bald head, defends owner. Wrestles for 1d6 damage per round but any damage kills it, comes back to life when you offend at least 100 people with a single statement.
- Wall Button creates wall of stone 30' long, 20' high but eats 1000sp per use. Cost can be passed onto South Americans in line of sight.
- Massive sack marked "NHS". Contains 350 million gold until you look inside it.
Total: 15000 exp
Exploration:- First party to enter the DUNGEON OF IAXWW (2016 exp)
- Explored 4 number-shaped dungeon rooms (80 exp)
Total: 2096 exp
Events:
- The last session of the year! The party is mysteriously SUMMONED to a barren plain by a blonde woman in a pantsuit who ages before their very eyes. (50 exp)
- With her last breath (which Sophia collects) she tells the party that even though she was two million votes more powerful, she could not defeat him. Her body is searched, no emails are found. (50 exp)
- Above the open door to a cavern, neon letters spelling IAXWW buzz and flicker in the cold. (50 exp)
- The party enter. Within, burial berths against the dungeon walls. Zan inspects, finding the body of The Artist Now Very Formally Known as Prince. Prince sits up, purple rain begins falling, Zan and Gorund weep. (50 exp)
- Other Dead arise! Bowie, Ali, Rickman and Wilder all rise from their graves! Their special abilities are made irrelevant when Sophia uses Hillary Clinton's last breath to calm them down. (50 exp)
- Surprise! Just when you thought it was over, Ron Glass and Fidel Castro show up! They go quietly, but not before Glass hands Sophia the Book of Shepards. (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc turns up out of the blue and writes song lyrics before the dead a released to the great concert in the sky. (50 exp)
- The party go into the next room, a hill surrounded by shallow water. A dead christmas tree is on the hill. Zan climbs down... and is grabbed by Harambe! (50 exp)
- The party dither, nobody wants to shoot Harambe. Jade's on point though and casts a spell of the dyslexic wizard - Peak With Animals - despite not knowing what it'll do! (50 exp)
- It kicks in. Jade is falling. Jade is in Harambe's arms. His pupils are wide. Everything is strange, and bubbly. Zan moves away. Neither notice. They're both smiling. (50 exp)
- Gastron makes a mixed leaf salad for Harambe's inevitable munchies and tosses it down. (50 exp)
- Zan has moved up the hill and investigated the christmas tree. A gun leans against it. He touches it and.. oh no! He fails his save, aims at Harambe, fires... (50 exp)
- Jade sees it in time! She jumps in front! Jade takes a bullet for Harambe! (50 exp)
- Gastron dives in and tackles Zan! Harambe is saved! (50 exp)
- Zan destroys the Gorilla Gun, ensuring that Harambe is safe forever. (50 exp)
- To continue, they must slide down a slide that shades from blue to red. Gastron, who didn't cast a vote during the Referendum, is hurt while others are fine. (50 exp)
- The final room! God-Emperor Trump and Goblin King Farage are cackling and smooching while talking about their nefarious plan to deport every non-white non-human in the country into the sea! (50 exp)
- There's a 20' cliff with some stairs at the side (to make this room the "6" in "2016", naturally) and our heroes decide to attack! Except, suspiciously, for Gastron. (50 exp)
- Jade grabs the crossbow and one of the hyperpoisonous crossbow bolts, takes aim, and fumbles! Adding more poison to their agenda won't help! (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim runs in and grabs Trump by the pussy. He succeeds! But Trump responds by chucking him down the cliff! (50 exp)
- The others, running up the stairs, see Farage's grinning face and fail their saves against wanting to punch him right in the mouth. (50 exp)
- Zan, down the bottom, casts Heroism on Guido who becomes EVEN MORE HENCH! (50 exp)
- Powerman slides in and electro-shocks Trump! But soon sees Farage's face and diverts course. (50 exp)
- Farage takes a massive swig from his mug of Real British Ale and heals completely! Shit! (50 exp)
- Trump builds walls, and he forces Charles to pay for them. Gehn, who had run around the back of the room to set up a rune beam, is almost trapped! (50 exp)
- Gastron, French sensibilities offended by british ale, attempts to set it alight - it's not very effective (50 exp)
- POWERMAN electrofucks Farage, his smug rictus grin is remains even in death. (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim goes for the hair! He snatches Trump's toupee off his head, but is surprised when it LEAPS TO LIFE and begins strangling him! (50 exp)
- Guido smashes Trump into the air with a huge uppercut, then Sophia combos with a Ghost Blast and blasts Trump OVER HIS OWN WALL! He lands behind Gehn with a clatter. (50 exp)
- Trump's Deport Minority attack sends Cranky Jim to the start of the dungeon, it takes him most of the rest of the fight to run back in. (50 exp)
- Trump grabs Gehn "by the pussy", he doesn't care that he's not a woman because when you're a celebrity you can do what you want. (50 exp)
- The wall just got ten feet higher! A small gap 20' up is the only way to get to Trump and Gehn now. Guido does a Colossal Titan impression, forming a ladder. Sophia climbs him. (50 exp)
- A Rigged Pole keeps smashing into Gastron, who keeps getting healed by Zan. (50 exp)
- After a "peaching charge" is used in an attempt to blow up the wall (it's just a peach), Gastron bounces the peach off a wall , through the arms of Sophia who's mid-casting, and into Gehn's hands! (50 exp)
- Gehn shoves it into Trump's mouth. Trump is im-peached! (50 exp)
- But it isn't enough. Trump's still got Gehn by the pussy... and he crushes his pelvis. Gehn dies quickly. (50 exp)
- An attempt to summon "Burnie Sandpapers" by burning the sandpaper at the bottom of the vote slide comes to naught. (50 exp)
- Glass ceilings fall, hurting the women in the room and bringing Jade to the edge of death! (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim finally gets back into the room, but is immediately attacked by Gastron who's under the effects of Trump's Charm White Male attack! (50 exp)
- Zan grabs his grappling hook, hooks to the wall, and leaps over with help from Jade! Trump is horrified as the psuedo-Mexican falls towards him! It's toooo laaaaate! (50 exp)
- Trump is destroyed with a MACE to the FACE! He falls, and the walls fall with him. (50 exp)
- The spoils are collected and the Dungeon of IAXWW begins to fade away. 2016 is finally over. (50 exp)
Total: 2100 exp
Events:
- The last session of the year! The party is mysteriously SUMMONED to a barren plain by a blonde woman in a pantsuit who ages before their very eyes. (50 exp)
- With her last breath (which Sophia collects) she tells the party that even though she was two million votes more powerful, she could not defeat him. Her body is searched, no emails are found. (50 exp)
- Above the open door to a cavern, neon letters spelling IAXWW buzz and flicker in the cold. (50 exp)
- The party enter. Within, burial berths against the dungeon walls. Zan inspects, finding the body of The Artist Now Very Formally Known as Prince. Prince sits up, purple rain begins falling, Zan and Gorund weep. (50 exp)
- Other Dead arise! Bowie, Ali, Rickman and Wilder all rise from their graves! Their special abilities are made irrelevant when Sophia uses Hillary Clinton's last breath to calm them down. (50 exp)
- Surprise! Just when you thought it was over, Ron Glass and Fidel Castro show up! They go quietly, but not before Glass hands Sophia the Book of Shepards. (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc turns up out of the blue and writes song lyrics before the dead a released to the great concert in the sky. (50 exp)
- The party go into the next room, a hill surrounded by shallow water. A dead christmas tree is on the hill. Zan climbs down... and is grabbed by Harambe! (50 exp)
- The party dither, nobody wants to shoot Harambe. Jade's on point though and casts a spell of the dyslexic wizard - Peak With Animals - despite not knowing what it'll do! (50 exp)
- It kicks in. Jade is falling. Jade is in Harambe's arms. His pupils are wide. Everything is strange, and bubbly. Zan moves away. Neither notice. They're both smiling. (50 exp)
- Gastron makes a mixed leaf salad for Harambe's inevitable munchies and tosses it down. (50 exp)
- Zan has moved up the hill and investigated the christmas tree. A gun leans against it. He touches it and.. oh no! He fails his save, aims at Harambe, fires... (50 exp)
- Jade sees it in time! She jumps in front! Jade takes a bullet for Harambe! (50 exp)
- Gastron dives in and tackles Zan! Harambe is saved! (50 exp)
- Zan destroys the Gorilla Gun, ensuring that Harambe is safe forever. (50 exp)
- To continue, they must slide down a slide that shades from blue to red. Gastron, who didn't cast a vote during the Referendum, is hurt while others are fine. (50 exp)
- The final room! God-Emperor Trump and Goblin King Farage are cackling and smooching while talking about their nefarious plan to deport every non-white non-human in the country into the sea! (50 exp)
- There's a 20' cliff with some stairs at the side (to make this room the "6" in "2016", naturally) and our heroes decide to attack! Except, suspiciously, for Gastron. (50 exp)
- Jade grabs the crossbow and one of the hyperpoisonous crossbow bolts, takes aim, and fumbles! Adding more poison to their agenda won't help! (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim runs in and grabs Trump by the pussy. He succeeds! But Trump responds by chucking him down the cliff! (50 exp)
- The others, running up the stairs, see Farage's grinning face and fail their saves against wanting to punch him right in the mouth. (50 exp)
- Zan, down the bottom, casts Heroism on Guido who becomes EVEN MORE HENCH! (50 exp)
- Powerman slides in and electro-shocks Trump! But soon sees Farage's face and diverts course. (50 exp)
- Farage takes a massive swig from his mug of Real British Ale and heals completely! Shit! (50 exp)
- Trump builds walls, and he forces Charles to pay for them. Gehn, who had run around the back of the room to set up a rune beam, is almost trapped! (50 exp)
- Gastron, French sensibilities offended by british ale, attempts to set it alight - it's not very effective (50 exp)
- POWERMAN electrofucks Farage, his smug rictus grin is remains even in death. (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim goes for the hair! He snatches Trump's toupee off his head, but is surprised when it LEAPS TO LIFE and begins strangling him! (50 exp)
- Guido smashes Trump into the air with a huge uppercut, then Sophia combos with a Ghost Blast and blasts Trump OVER HIS OWN WALL! He lands behind Gehn with a clatter. (50 exp)
- Trump's Deport Minority attack sends Cranky Jim to the start of the dungeon, it takes him most of the rest of the fight to run back in. (50 exp)
- Trump grabs Gehn "by the pussy", he doesn't care that he's not a woman because when you're a celebrity you can do what you want. (50 exp)
- The wall just got ten feet higher! A small gap 20' up is the only way to get to Trump and Gehn now. Guido does a Colossal Titan impression, forming a ladder. Sophia climbs him. (50 exp)
- A Rigged Pole keeps smashing into Gastron, who keeps getting healed by Zan. (50 exp)
- After a "peaching charge" is used in an attempt to blow up the wall (it's just a peach), Gastron bounces the peach off a wall , through the arms of Sophia who's mid-casting, and into Gehn's hands! (50 exp)
- Gehn shoves it into Trump's mouth. Trump is im-peached! (50 exp)
- But it isn't enough. Trump's still got Gehn by the pussy... and he crushes his pelvis. Gehn dies quickly. (50 exp)
- An attempt to summon "Burnie Sandpapers" by burning the sandpaper at the bottom of the vote slide comes to naught. (50 exp)
- Glass ceilings fall, hurting the women in the room and bringing Jade to the edge of death! (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim finally gets back into the room, but is immediately attacked by Gastron who's under the effects of Trump's Charm White Male attack! (50 exp)
- Zan grabs his grappling hook, hooks to the wall, and leaps over with help from Jade! Trump is horrified as the psuedo-Mexican falls towards him! It's toooo laaaaate! (50 exp)
- Trump is destroyed with a MACE to the FACE! He falls, and the walls fall with him. (50 exp)
- The spoils are collected and the Dungeon of IAXWW begins to fade away. 2016 is finally over. (50 exp)
Total: 2100 exp
Misc:
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Annihalator bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Rescue bonus (50 exp)
- High as Fuck bonus (50 exp)
- Noblebright bonus (50 exp)
- Nutshot bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- RSPCA bonus (50 exp)
- Schindler's bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Jade - 100 exp)
- Attacco d'Arte bonus (Jade - 100 exp)
- Took a Bullet for Harambe bonus (Jade - 100 exp)- STUMPED THE TRUMP bonus (Zan - 100 exp)
- Recap Remembrancer bonus (Gastron - 100 exp)
- Homebringer bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Pretty much everyone - 100 exp ea.)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Jade - 100 exp)
- Amusing Death bonus (Fraser's next character - 500 exp)
- Lonely Death bonus (Fraser's next character - 500 exp)
Total: 850 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None in here...
Rumours:
- None in here...
Death Toll and Injuries:
- Gehn, Trump grabbed him by the pussy, died of crushed pelvis
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Exp Totals:
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 7 Cleric (Termaxian): 57368 (Level up at 112000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day! +1 level 4 spell/day!Kitty / Sophia, Level 6 Necromancer: 44449 (Level up at 72000)-- POWERMAN!, Level 5 POWERFIGHTER: 16072 (Level up at 32000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble rolls!
- Gehn, Trump grabbed him by the pussy, died of crushed pelvis
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Exp Totals:
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 7 Cleric (Termaxian): 57368 (Level up at 112000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day! +1 level 4 spell/day!Kitty / Sophia, Level 6 Necromancer: 44449 (Level up at 72000)-- POWERMAN!, Level 5 POWERFIGHTER: 16072 (Level up at 32000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble rolls!
-- Guido, Possessed Skull on giant skeleton
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 6 Dwarf: 39592 (Level up at 70400)Henry / Gorund, Level 5 Specialist: 12338 (Level up at 24000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!James / Gâstron Bistró, Level 4 Barbarian: 9063 (Level up at 16000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +2 rolls on Barbarian Level Up table!Tom / Jade, Level 2 Elf (Languid Wastrel): 4500 (Level up at 6000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 spell/day! +free spell! +heartspell upgrade!Fraser / Gehn, Level 1 Specialist (Thief-Doctor): 1253 (Level up at 1500)*DECEASED*
Absent or Retired:
Warren / Dante, Level 2 Elf (Flitting Gad): 3586 (Level up at 6000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 7 Barbarian: 78260 (Level up at 128000)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 54957 (Level up at 72000)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 7 Fighter: 68702 (Level up at 128000)
Tom / Seraph Dawnstride, Level 2 Cleric (Nonanist): 2979 (Level up at 3500)
James / Dr. Grijze van Held, Level 1 Specialist (Doctor): 453 (Level up at 1500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 40594 (Level up at 70400)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 6 Ratman: 47965 (Level up at 48000)
Tom / Eleyn, 5HD genitalia demon with mind of an insane mutant gypsy
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 6 Dwarf: 39592 (Level up at 70400)Henry / Gorund, Level 5 Specialist: 12338 (Level up at 24000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!James / Gâstron Bistró, Level 4 Barbarian: 9063 (Level up at 16000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +2 rolls on Barbarian Level Up table!Tom / Jade, Level 2 Elf (Languid Wastrel): 4500 (Level up at 6000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 spell/day! +free spell! +heartspell upgrade!Fraser / Gehn, Level 1 Specialist (Thief-Doctor): 1253 (Level up at 1500)*DECEASED*
Absent or Retired:
Warren / Dante, Level 2 Elf (Flitting Gad): 3586 (Level up at 6000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 7 Barbarian: 78260 (Level up at 128000)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 54957 (Level up at 72000)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 7 Fighter: 68702 (Level up at 128000)
Tom / Seraph Dawnstride, Level 2 Cleric (Nonanist): 2979 (Level up at 3500)
James / Dr. Grijze van Held, Level 1 Specialist (Doctor): 453 (Level up at 1500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 40594 (Level up at 70400)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 6 Ratman: 47965 (Level up at 48000)
Tom / Eleyn, 5HD genitalia demon with mind of an insane mutant gypsy
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
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