Monday 28 November 2016

Session 115 - Ghosts and Goblins

Another episode of strange and ghostly excitement.
Still no vampire as yet...

But hey, on the plus side, Cranky Jim levelled up after teabagging someone to death! Score!
And the house has claimed another victim.... oOOOoOooooOooo



- Jade the Courtesan Elf, by Tom


- Rollo is dragged away to his doom! by Tom


​Sausage. by Andy


Tom - The florid description of your Elf species is as follows:
Languid Wastrel: Lazy scabrous salesmen adept at making the unseemly seem wonderful. Lamp-carrying dealers granting likely stories and too-good-to-be-trues to the dispossessed and easily led. They deal in any place in any currency and give concessions for prices paid in souls and firstborns.



Session 115 - Ghosts and Goblins


Campaign Date:
Monday, 23 March, 1550
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Pisces

New Characters:- Jade, a courtesan kicked out of the oldest profession when her latent Elfishness began to appear.

Enemies Defeated:
- 2 ghostly guards, chopped and ghost blasted (50 exp)
- 3 hungry hungry paralyzing ghosts, variously dismembered (50 exp)
- One of the ghostly guards again! (50 exp)
Total: 300 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A sackful of tarnished silverware (600 exp)
- A beautiful tapestry depicting horrors (5000 exp)
Total: 5600 exp

Exploration:
- Explored 6 chateau areas (120 exp)
- 4 random encounters (200 exp)
Total: 320 exp
Events:
- The party, without the benefit of the ghosts to lead them, decides to seek out the master vampire bedroom themselves. (50 exp)
- Heading through an antechamber, they enter a music room containing (as ever) a harpsichord, along with a bunch of rotting furniture. (50 exp)
- They try to head out a door and... oh no! It's locked! They all are! One of the doors BURSTS OPEN and a couple of burly twins break through, grab Rollo, and kick the door shut behind them! (50 exp)
- Rollo hits the door on the way out and is knocked unconscious. Lulu and Cranky Jim begin attempting to break down the door to little effect. (50 exp)
- Sophia, investigating another door, is surprised when it opens and the twins grab her! Shit! They close the door behind her and begin beating her up. (50 exp)
- Rollo bleerily awakens to the sound of Sophia getting punched in the stomach. He jumps at them, successfully pulling them both to the floor! (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim smashes through the wall between rooms, in time to see Rollo get smashed in the stomach. He's beyond help. Sophia ghost-blasts one of the ghosts while the other is finished off by people pouring through the hole in the wall. (50 exp)
- Rollo is dying, and Lulu decides to put him out of his misery by crushing his windpipe with the giant pie. So fitting ;_; (50 exp)
- "Tom rolls new character - Elf courtesan with -2 CHA, is crack whore. - Doesn't put all points in Bushcraft, opportunity missed" - James Gregory notes (50 exp)
- An old lady enters the room, offering horrible traditional french sweeties. Those that can stomach them feel great, those that can't have crippling nausea. (50 exp)
- Gastron and Lulu have a brief argument over who the better Barbarian is. They arm wrestle, and Lulu wins easily. Guess that settles it! (50 exp)
- The next room, the Parlor, is entered. The furniture is ruined, but three paintings are remarkably untouched! (50 exp)
- Jade, the youngest (although not so young that her courtesan career is creepy) peers at the picture of a young boy, but saves. Gastron looks at the picture of the adolescent, and gains a point of CHA while losing one of WIS! (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim, the eldest, looks at the picture of the middle-aged man. His hair goes white and he is filled with suicidal thoughts!... until Zan heals him with a Remove Curse. Damn. (50 exp)
- A grand staircase is found and ascended slowly. At the top, the windows look out on a sunset over southern France. Lulu decides to climb out the window, along the chateau, and drop into the great hall. (50 exp)
- She does so, smashes through the window, and lands... back in the normal chateau. Trouble is there are a bunch of cannibal corpses chowing down on Ludovico's corpse in there! (50 exp)
- Lulu goes into a RAGE for the first time! And the fiends jump on her with their paralyzing touch. Lulu is locked into her own body... but SO angry... (50 exp)
- A quick house rule later and she can break through paralysis for the round by taking 1d10 damage. She does so... and begins to accrue Pain dice for the first time. It only makes her angrier. (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim SMASHES THROUGH THE WALL! He jumps through the hole from the second storey, spraying the baddies with fragments of wall and lands on the table, smashing it beneath his weight. (50 exp)
- Gastron follows, chucking spices into battle. Zan, forcing his holy symbol through the hole, commands the Dead to flee! They do so! (50 exp)
- Sophia, who'd just breathed in Rollo's Last Breath in preparation for a subjugation, hurriedly blows it back into the vial. (50 exp)
- Drapey Jim kisses the paralysed Lulu, as one might expect. Due to some backstory bonus bullshit, this heals her! (50 exp)
- Lulu eats some marmalade... and a prophecy kicks in. She communicates with her sister Lola IN HER MIND! And tells her to come south with a Barbarian army to fight the Dead in glorious battle! Totally happening. (50 exp)
- Before anyone can get any real rest, one of those twin guards comes in, holding a massive axe wound in his face! Jade fucks up a crossbow shot, but Cranky Jim jumps in from the table... (50 exp)
- ...and teabags the ghost to death. "Ghoul been done in by the goolies". Quite. (50 exp)
- The tarnished silverware is stuffed into a bag and the entrance to the great hall is blocked with a ring of garlic and salt. Sophia carves the other end of her hook-on-a-stick into a stake. The party attempt to get some rest... (50 exp)
Total: 1300 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Mouth bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Rescue bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Nutshot bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Spoopy bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Jade - 100 exp)
- Recap Remembrancer bonus (Gastron - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Pretty much everyone - 100 exp ea.)
- Homebringer bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Lulu - 100 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (All but Rollo - 100 exp)
- Noble Sacrifice bonus (Jade - 1000 exp)
Total: 1000 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None in here...

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Rollo, put out of his misery with a giant pie after taking fatal wounds.

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Exp Totals:
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 7 Barbarian: 78260 (Level up at 128000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric (Termaxian): 53897 (Level up at 56000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 6 Necromancer: 41078 (Level up at 72000)-- POWERMAN!, Level 4 POWERFIGHTER: 14436 (Level up at 16000)
-- Guido, Possessed Skull on giant skeleton
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 6 Dwarf: 35221 (Level up at 70400)
*DING!* +1d10 HP! +Lorebond!
James / Gâstron Bistró, Level 3 Barbarian: 5592 (Level up at 8000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +2 rolls on Barbarian Level Up table!
Tom / Rollo, Level 1 Goblin: 1853 (Level up at 2000)
*DECEASED*
Tom / Jade, Level 1 Elf (Languid Wastrel): 2511 (Level up at 3000)
Absent or Retired:
Henry / Gorund, Level 4 Specialist: 8967 (Level up at 12000)
Warren / Dante, Level 2 Elf (Flitting Gad): 3586 (Level up at 6000)

Fraser / Gehn, Level 1 Specialist (Thief-Doctor): 1253 (Level up at 1500)

Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 54957 (Level up at 72000)

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 7 Fighter: 68702 (Level up at 128000)
Tom / Seraph Dawnstride, Level 2 Cleric (Nonanist): 2979 (Level up at 3500)

James / 
Dr. Grijze van Held, Level 1 Specialist (Doctor): 453 (Level up at 1500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 40594 (Level up at 70400)

James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 6 Ratman: 47965 (Level up at 48000)

Tom / Eleyn, 5HD genitalia demon with mind of an insane mutant gypsy
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)

Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)

Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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