Session 49 - Dam Nation

That went well! 

Thanks again to Josh who's running the alternate game at the Meetup. And thanks also to the people who moved over. You have done us a great service!

It's Pathfinder in case that means something to you and you want to join his game. He probs has an extra slot or two. Talk to him about stuff!

We'll see what happens with game numbers in future, but if things stay stable we're hopefully out of the frying pan.

Fungonius has decided (or err, divined?) that his holy cleric charm thing gives you a +1 to poison saves. Get them while they're hot! All it takes is one little taking-no-other-god-before-him!

Cleric charms are now as follows -

Fungonius' Great Shroomy One: +1 to Poison Saves.

Titus' Crossbow God: +1 to hit with crossbows.

Leo's God of Darkness: +1 to hit in the dark.

Tobias' Unspecified God makes your weapon heat up. (He's also joined Josh's game)

Gamewise, there was a lot of running around and figuring out golem stuff and getting Simon eaten by a fish. The golems are after you, there's a witch sliding around underwater in a town where the kids already killed her eight times, a giant bird, a war on between newt people and a reed village, and getting the hell out of dodge is likely just as hard as continuing on inwards.

It's all just the sort of horrible chaos you know to expect from this place. 

Buuuut you're past the dam now and there are no more giant fishes in water this shallow. At least that map said there'd be phat lewt around!

Session 49 - Dam Nation

Campaign date:
Sunday, 8 September, 1549
Moon phase: Third Quarter
Zodiac: Leo

Enemies defeated:

- Giant pike caught and released (100 exp)
- Corpse-thing underwater scared off (250 exp)
- Turbine golem knocked from a great height (750 exp)
- A bunch of huge leeches (250 exp)

Total: 1350 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- Precious Ambergris (300 exp)

Total: 300 exp

Exploration:

- Several miles travelled (20 exp)

- 2 randoms encountered (40 exp)

- Entered Pollnagollum, witch village (100 exp)
- Entered Pollnacrom, battered village (100 exp)

- Climbed the dam and beheld the drained lake within (200 exp)
- Entered the village of the reed people (100 exp)

- Crossed the outspread wings of the huge and dying eagle (100 exp)
- Beheld the pyrite-crusted longships sunk into the silt (100 exp)

Total: 700 exp

Events:

- Inspected the dam, fled from golem (50 exp)

- Sent Wit "Simon" Tamdoun on a rope to inspect the vast gold glimmering underwater. (50 exp)
- Caught a giant pike :( ... (50 exp)

- Escaped from giant pike by rowing with CARTOONISH ZEAL (50 exp)

- Talked to villagers on roofs of Pollnagollum, saw the corpse-witch drifting under the water (50 exp)

- Went to other village of Pollnacrom, baited golem towards dam. (50 exp)
- Climbed dam with godly blessings. Attracted all golems in valley. Left horse behind, took pig. (50 exp)

- Managed to throw first golem off wall with four flasks of oil, booked it. (50 exp)

- Spoke with the funny looking newt-like Kapeks. (50 exp)

- Attempted to speak with olive-skinned people of the reed village, nobody speaks the language. (50 exp)

- Left the reed village to be attacked by the Kapeks (50 exp)

- Saved enormous eagle from the leeches that were feasting upon it (50 exp)

- Attempted to speak with pyrite-crusted reed village dead in their pyrite-crusted longships. They were amazed at crossbow technology, but no speaky the english. (50 exp)

- Climbed up to mirrored scoops on mountainsides to rest and hopefully recuperate. (50 exp)

Total: 700 exp

Misc:

- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)

- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)

- This is Madness! bonus (50 exp)

- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)

Total: 200 exp

Quests and Rumours:

- The corpse-witch of Pollnagollum can't be killed in the same way twice. She has one life left.

Death Toll and Injuries:

- Wit "Simon" Tamdoun, accidentally used as bait for a giant pike.

Exp Totals:

Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 4 Dwarf: 14278 (Level up at 17600)
-- Mr Burg, Level 1 Fighter: 1097 (Level up at 2000)

-- Pig, Level 1 Porcine.

Dominic / Fungonius, Level 4 Cleric: 13326 (Level up at 14000)

Leo / Leo, Level 3 Cleric: 4087 (Level up at 7000)

Oli / Titus DeCosta, Level 2 Cleric: 3004 (Level up at 3500)

-- Wit "Simon" Tamdoun, Level 0 Ragamuffin *Deceased*

Kyle / Dwain William Arthus Remus Froide, Level 2 Dwarf: 2704 (Level up at 4400)

Renzo / Jack "Danger" Wilbur, Level 1 Fighter: 739 (Level up at 2000)

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Absent or Retired:

Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)

-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar

Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)

Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)

Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)

Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)

Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)

Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)

Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)

Mariana / Aurora, Level 1 Cleric: 1646 (Level up at 1750)

Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)

Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)

Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)

Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)

Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)

Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)

Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)

Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)

Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)

rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)

Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)

Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)

Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)

John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)

Dana / Bingo, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 1461(Level up at 2250)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human