Session 86 - The Amoeba Made Me Do It!

Since I'm going to Disneyland this weekend and I actually sent this recap out ON TIME. Marvellous.
Now I've got to dash because my train leaves soonish. Ta-ra!

Also, me and my mates bought a flat! Housewarming's on the 14th of May and the place is East Dulwich, lemme know if you want to come and I don't have you on facebook already.

Session 86 - The Amoeba Made Me Do It!

Campaign Date:

Sunday, 16 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius

Enemies Defeated:
- Wow actually... none!
Total: 0 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- Also none? Good thing you've entered a new dungeon.

Total: 0 exp

Exploration:
- 12 miles of travel (40 exp)
- First party to enter Mt White Plume (500 exp)

Total: 540 exp

Events:
- With the patrons in the pub fleeing and several sorcerous murders in front of witnesses on their hands, the guys from last week try to work out what to do next. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, other party members mysteriously staying at the same inn come downstairs to find their fellows have made a mess of things. Those who weren't witnessed as accomplices head out the back window. (50 exp)
- Outside, a crowd has gathered at a "safe" distance due to all the shouting and horror and stuff. The murderers stand out the front in plain view as people watch to see what happens next. (50 exp)
- A couple of guards turn up as Bohemund climbs onto the roof of the pub and tries to undermine Stabbington's attempts at an excuse. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, the others are busy going to the gate and picking up their horse and cart, figuring they should be able to swing by and bundle the crew into the back then escape. (50 exp)
- Bohemund bounds off across the rooftops, heading in the presumed direction of the gate. He gets lost, asks a hobo for directions, and the hobo's actually telling the truth! (50 exp)

- Zan and co, reaching the gate, find that there's a group of guards closing it for the night. A barrel of gin is all the bribe it takes to make the guards delay doing their jobs. (50 exp)
- Stabbington pulls out a clutch lie, saying that the amoeba demon is holding them hostage and making them do horrible stuff. Now it wants them to take it out of town! That's fine by everyone, honestly. (50 exp)
- With the amoeba demon safely hidden in the cart, the group is finally able to get out of town. The gate is shut firmly behind. (50 exp)
- Remembering the glowing doorway into Mt White Plume, the newly reformed party heads on over. As before, at midnight, the door opens and our heroes enter. (50 exp)
- The floor is covered in knee-high scummy water, and Jain's attempts at freezing it result in more of an icy slurry than anything. (50 exp)
- A statue of a sphinx sits on a plinth in the middle of a room. It asks a riddle and Jumurak answers. He is correct. Nobody realises because nothing bad happens when the party move on past. (50 exp)
- The path splits in three, and while following a fork in the path Jain suddenly falls into a pit hidden beneath the surface. It's not so bad since it's full of water and she's pulled out quite easily. (50 exp)
- Further on, the walls are covered in copper sheeting. Attempts to cross through result in armour heating up to damaging levels the further along the tunnel one is. (50 exp)
- Attempts such as floating across on a shield are attempted and fail, leading to the group giving up on that particular branch. (50 exp)
- Another path is taken into a larger room filled with water. Unfortunately the room also contains a couple of kelp-legged ladies who charm people into the water where they begin happily sucking down water. (50 exp)
- Various grapples and magic saves ensue, with the end result of the party running away to the front door to fortify and hopefully soon escape. WILL THEY SURVIVE!? (50 exp)

Total: 850 exp

Misc:
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)
- Infamy Increase bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)
- Riddlemaster bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Pacifism bonus (500 exp)
- Inspiring Speech bonus (Stabbington - 100 exp)Total: 850 exp + bonus

Rumours:
- Nobody tells you rumours when you're hangin' wit de amoeboids.

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None today!

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Exp Totals:

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 54350 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3173 (Level up at 6000)Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 23837 (Level up at 35200)

Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 18102 (Level up at 32000)
*DING!* +1d4 HP! +1 lvl 1 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day! +free spell!

Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 5559 (Level up at 7000)
Tom / Bohemund of the Gorga Tribe, Level 2 Barbarian: 3656 (Level up at 4000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 1923 (Level up at 3000)

Absent or Retired:

Matteo / Matteo's next character, level 1 ???: 367 (Level up at ???)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32542 (Level up at 64000)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human