It's a late one this week because MY HOUSEMATES AND I BOUGHT A FLAT WOOOOOOOO
Anyway here's some pictures of Tom getting murdered over and over
Anyway here's some pictures of Tom getting murdered over and over
And another artistic interpretation of just how fucked up eveything got last session
I love this group.
Session 87 - Multiple Tomicide
Campaign Date:
Monday, 17 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius
New Characters:- Murdus, a Goblin and scion of the goddess of vengeance.
- Lucifer, a painter who turned to Necromancy after painting things too horrible to sell.
- Elleyn, a Pembrooktonshire local and social misfit who got good at keeping out of the way.
Enemies Defeated:
- Two Kelpies, one murdered and the other temporarily neutralised (500 exp)
Total: 500 exp
Treasure and Equipment:
- None again... although you totally saw some shit in the kelpie nest
Total: 0 exp
Exploration:
- 12 miles of travel (40 exp)
- First party to visit Pembrooktonshire (100 exp)
Exploration:
- 12 miles of travel (40 exp)
- First party to visit Pembrooktonshire (100 exp)
Total: 540 exp
Events:
- Scared and confused by the kelpie attack, the party retreats to the front door to lick their wounds. Low on food and locked in until midnight, they scrape together a bed for one person from spare clothing. (50 exp)
- Several hours later and relatively refreshed, the group decide to go fuck up those kelpies now that they've got a couple of high hp people to tank. (50 exp)
- Descending the spiral stairs and giving the sphinx the riddle answer once more, the group emerge into the water chamber. (50 exp)
- Hoping to create a means of breathing underwater, Bohemund asks Jain Doe the Runemaster to craft him a Create Air glyph on the back of his loincloth, which he will hold over his mouth to get a constant supply of air. (50 exp)
- It is a good idea, and Jain dutifully draws it. Bohemund puts the loin cloth on, powers the glyph... and his head explodes into flame. A tragic case of rune dyslexia has meant that Jain drew Create Magma. (50 exp)
- Mysteriously, a goblin called Murdus shows up soon after. Funny that. He's also accompanied by the not-at-all-
- The kelpies emerge and, as before, attempt to charm the front rank. It works incredibly well, and the tanks dive in after the kelpies and begin sucking down water gleefully. (50 exp)
- Some on-the-fly underwater breathing mechanics later (5 rounds +/- Con mod until you start drowning) and the party gets ready to enact a rescue! (50 exp)
- While Zan begins to take off his armour, Jumurak ties a rope to a convenient empty sconce and tells his Amoeba demon to murder a kelpie, following the others as Jain and Stabbington follow their seducers into an underwater cave. (50 exp)
- The amoeba zooms past the others, closely followed by Jumurak's MUSCLE POWER swimming. Underwater combat is joined as the others catch up. (50 exp)
- Technically Stabbington and Jain get a save each time their respective kelpie is damaged, but they suck at rolling so it's no big deal. (50 exp)
- Hoping to create a means of breathing underwater, Bohemund asks Jain Doe the Runemaster to craft him a Create Air glyph on the back of his loincloth, which he will hold over his mouth to get a constant supply of air. (50 exp)
- It is a good idea, and Jain dutifully draws it. Bohemund puts the loin cloth on, powers the glyph... and his head explodes into flame. A tragic case of rune dyslexia has meant that Jain drew Create Magma. (50 exp)
- Mysteriously, a goblin called Murdus shows up soon after. Funny that. He's also accompanied by the not-at-all-
- The kelpies emerge and, as before, attempt to charm the front rank. It works incredibly well, and the tanks dive in after the kelpies and begin sucking down water gleefully. (50 exp)
- Some on-the-fly underwater breathing mechanics later (5 rounds +/- Con mod until you start drowning) and the party gets ready to enact a rescue! (50 exp)
- While Zan begins to take off his armour, Jumurak ties a rope to a convenient empty sconce and tells his Amoeba demon to murder a kelpie, following the others as Jain and Stabbington follow their seducers into an underwater cave. (50 exp)
- The amoeba zooms past the others, closely followed by Jumurak's MUSCLE POWER swimming. Underwater combat is joined as the others catch up. (50 exp)
- Technically Stabbington and Jain get a save each time their respective kelpie is damaged, but they suck at rolling so it's no big deal. (50 exp)
- Muscle Magic is actually really quite effective, with Jumurak breaking out a magic-fuelled combo on a kelpie, nearly killing it. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Stabbington's kelpie is in deadly combat with Jumurak's amoeba demon. The others take the opportunity to drag Stabbington away, Murdus manages to unhook Stabbington's self-assembling armour and the rest manage to hold Stabbington down on the surface. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Stabbington's kelpie is in deadly combat with Jumurak's amoeba demon. The others take the opportunity to drag Stabbington away, Murdus manages to unhook Stabbington's self-assembling armour and the rest manage to hold Stabbington down on the surface. (50 exp)
- Jain finally breaks out of her mesmerisation and starts swimming for the surface, luckily Zan is finally out of his armour! He dives in and gives Jain an god-assisted underwater kiss of life and saves her! (50 exp)
- Jumurak decides that this combat could use a little more spice and punches a cheeky rift in spacetime into the kelpie he's fighting. A demon of roiling smoke emerges, incredibly pissed off at having been summoned underwater, and demands a sacrifice. (50 exp)
- On the surface, busy holding Stabbington down lest he try to drown himself again, noble Murdus is suddenly pulled screaming into the Void between Worlds. (50 exp)
- Lucifer gets the last shank in on one of the kelpies with a paint scraper and realises that he's drowning. He starts frantically swimming for the surface. (50 exp)
- Jumurak finds himself in the same situation, and so in a frantic last ditch attempt to save himself he Levitation-punches the remaining kelpie into the cave ceiling and wills his amoeba demon to save him. (50 exp)
- The amoeba wraps round him and Jumurak suckles on the vacuole for air as it zooms out into open air and spits him out. Thank goodness. (50 exp)
- With everyone safe but grievously half-drowned, the party stumble back to the main entrance. When midnight ticks around they collapse out of the magic door, only to find a local thief rooting through their cart. (50 exp)
- Jumurak decides that this combat could use a little more spice and punches a cheeky rift in spacetime into the kelpie he's fighting. A demon of roiling smoke emerges, incredibly pissed off at having been summoned underwater, and demands a sacrifice. (50 exp)
- On the surface, busy holding Stabbington down lest he try to drown himself again, noble Murdus is suddenly pulled screaming into the Void between Worlds. (50 exp)
- Lucifer gets the last shank in on one of the kelpies with a paint scraper and realises that he's drowning. He starts frantically swimming for the surface. (50 exp)
- Jumurak finds himself in the same situation, and so in a frantic last ditch attempt to save himself he Levitation-punches the remaining kelpie into the cave ceiling and wills his amoeba demon to save him. (50 exp)
- The amoeba wraps round him and Jumurak suckles on the vacuole for air as it zooms out into open air and spits him out. Thank goodness. (50 exp)
- With everyone safe but grievously half-drowned, the party stumble back to the main entrance. When midnight ticks around they collapse out of the magic door, only to find a local thief rooting through their cart. (50 exp)
- Conveniently he decides to join the party for a share in the fun and profit, and so the party heads to his hometown of Pembrooktonshire and the one inn that will take out-of-towners as guests. (50 exp)
- Apparently there's a Knight of Science and his entourage in town... and there's been a murder! Rooms are bought, especially baths, and the party rest up for the night. (50 exp)
- Apparently there's a Knight of Science and his entourage in town... and there's been a murder! Rooms are bought, especially baths, and the party rest up for the night. (50 exp)
Total: 1100 exp
Misc:
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Eat That bonus (50 exp)
- Genuinely Accidentally Killed my Friend guilt bonus (Jain - 100 exp)
- Genuinely Sorta-Accidentally Killed My Friend guilt bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)- Death's Witness bonus*2 (Surviving Witnesses - 200 exp ea.)
- Amusing Death bonus*2 (Tom / Elleyn - 1000 exp)
- An Hero bonus (Tom / Elleyn - 200 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Tom / Elleyn, Charles / Zan - 100 exp ea.)
- Snackbringer bonus (Jain - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus for the previous week (Jain, Stabbington - 100 exp ea.)
Total: 600exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- Someone's been murdered in Pembrooktonshire!
Death Toll and Injuries:
- Bohemund, Level 2 Barbarian, accidentally summoned a ball of magma into his mouth instead of air in a horrible rune dyslexia accident.
- Murdus, Level 1 Goblin, sucked into a portal by an angry demon in a horrible summoning accident.
Misc:
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Eat That bonus (50 exp)
- Genuinely Accidentally Killed my Friend guilt bonus (Jain - 100 exp)
- Genuinely Sorta-Accidentally Killed My Friend guilt bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)- Death's Witness bonus*2 (Surviving Witnesses - 200 exp ea.)
- Amusing Death bonus*2 (Tom / Elleyn - 1000 exp)
- An Hero bonus (Tom / Elleyn - 200 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Tom / Elleyn, Charles / Zan - 100 exp ea.)
- Snackbringer bonus (Jain - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus for the previous week (Jain, Stabbington - 100 exp ea.)
Total: 600exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- Someone's been murdered in Pembrooktonshire!
Death Toll and Injuries:
- Bohemund, Level 2 Barbarian, accidentally summoned a ball of magma into his mouth instead of air in a horrible rune dyslexia accident.
- Murdus, Level 1 Goblin, sucked into a portal by an angry demon in a horrible summoning accident.
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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 55072 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3384 (Level up at 6000)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 24759 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 18824 (Level up at 32000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 6281 (Level up at 7000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 2543 (Level up at 3000)
Tom / Elleyn, Level 2 Specialist (Assassin): 1666 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Absent or Retired:
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32542 (Level up at 64000)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
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