Session 100 - Rats on Acid

Session number ONE HUNDRED.
TRIPLE FIGURES BABY.

Lots going on this session, with Guido finally getting a body he can control for the first time since he was created six months ago in Session 78.
Also, Lulu being the first recipient of COMES THE GODHEAD which was as frighteningly overpowered as I'd hoped.
Also, most importantly, an absolute PILE of gold, leading to the level-ups of half the party and the close-to-level-ups for the rest.
No sign of descent into the next section yet... but at least a shortcut has been found?

Seeeee you folks next time! That is, tonight. Bye!

Session 100 - Rats on Acid

Campaign Date:

Tuesday, 16 January, 1550
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius

Enemies Defeated:
- Chuck E Squeak and several other rats, lost in the line of duty (0 exp)
- A large orange blob, iced (100 exp)
- 4 large violet goops, torn apart and lasered (1000 exp)
- 4 mushroom men, 1 defected and 3 minced (200 exp)

Total: 310 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- Tuning fork punching device with "Skull Switcher" scratched into the forearm
- A snake-shaped staff called "Yig".
- 392 gold, 2557 silver, 562 copper (22214 exp)

Total: 22214 exp

Exploration:
- 2 more dungeon areas explored (40 exp)
- 1 group of wandering monsters encountered (50 exp)

Total: 90 exp

New Backstory:- Lulu was ambushed by a tribute-withholding chieftain when she was just 14, biding her time until she could kill them all. (Once per session, avoid the most dire consequences of something going horribly wrong)
- Sophia's church had a cruel new vicar. Her plan to kill him with a falling bell was what killed her family. (Once per session, find a defector in the room)
- Cranky Jim tried to escape the mines and had to be brought back by force, leading to his obeying of the tyrant. (+1 Strength)
- Rat LeBlanc gave advice to actors on how to do a rat voice, they disregarded his advice and were killed on the orders of the offended rat queen. (Gain a reroll against the consequences of somebody disregarding your advice)
- Jumurak was part of a group of thieves who cased houses while shingling them. Injured on a job, he told the others to go on without him then doubled back to loot a room they'd missed. (While fleeing, can give flee die to someone else)
- Jain Doe's forge broke catastrophically, a piece of it whirred off into the nearby village and set things on fire and spooked cattle. The people, fearing for their lives, fled into a nearby mine and were killed in an ensuing mine explosion. Now with no work, and reminded of her brothers by the mine, Jain set off for adventure. (Once per session, avoid the most dire consequences of something going horribly wrong)
- Zan used to go to the biannual flagellant christian rock concert and it was off the spiked chaaaaaaain. (Double beneficial music effects, counter negative music effects)

Events:
- After waking up in the dirty cave corner, the gang concoct a plan to make Guido  a real boy! Sophia moves the skeleton's arms in the proper magical movements while Guido chants the chant of Subjugate Dead... and he takes control of the body! Hurrah! (50 exp)
- In the room where the slimes were fought previously, a body is found and searched. The only item of value is a forearm-mounted tuning fork looking device with "Skull Switcher" scratched on the arm. (50 exp)
- Since Rat LeBlanc is back after investing some money in breakout theatrical production F.I.E.N.D.S, Lulu puts it on and punches one of his rats, impaling the rat on the device and discovering that their minds are now switched! (50 exp)
- Lulu-Rat jumps and attempts to impale itself on the other side of the device while Rat-Lulu freaks out, swapping their minds back. (50 exp)
- The next room opens out into a large cavern with eye-stinging fumes coming from the water covering the floor. Light glints off the pile of GOLD on a little island in the middle of the lake. (50 exp)
- The lake is acid! Oh no! Rat LeBlanc gives a rat to Lulu who pegs it across onto the island where it begins inspecting things. (50exp)
- A big orange blob of some goop or other is also on the island. Jain begins firing off explosive beams to knock some stalactites into the lake as jumping platforms, one hits the ooze and it flees into the gold pile. (50 exp)
- Lulu flicks her rope onto a stalactite and swings across, luckily she's wearing Jain's gas mask (patent pending) when the orange ooze exudes a sickly looking orange gas. (50 exp)
- Suddenly, more goop! This time purple ones! They ooze in along the walls and suddenly half the party is mind fucked... especially Power Man and Lulu's incredibly powerful dog. (50 exp)
- Seriously that dog is BANANAS. Jumurak nearly has his face eaten off by crit after crit. Shit's nuts. (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc keeps chucking rats at Lulu over on the island, who quickly has had enough of that and swings back over. (50 exp)
- Jain jumps in amongst the slimes and does an Iron Man fire laser spin attack while Guido reaches over and tears them to bits. (50 exp)
- With the slimes gone, Lulu runs over to calm her rabid dog and others hold Power Man down until he regains his senses. (50 exp)
- Seeing the slime over on the island, a beam of heat is used on the gold to make it uncomfortably hot and expel the slime, then ice beams are used to freeze it to death. Textbook! (50 exp)
- An attempt to use a rope bridge and rats to transport coins one by one fails when the acidic fumes get to the rats. Alas. (50 exp)
- It's up to Jain the Runemistress to use a combination of Santa's sack and Take Mass runes to get the sweet delicious gold from the island. Success! (50 exp)
- Also on the island, a snake-shaped staff called Yig. Sophia claims it because shit's thematic. (50 exp)
- Nearby stairs are checked and, yes, they lead upwards to the mushroom man room somewhere near the stone cervix. (50 exp)
- Sophia's past comes in handy when she spots a defector amongst the mushroom men. He scuttles off instead of facing the group. (50 exp)
- Zan imbues Lulu with some of the power of Maximum Godhead Hyper-Jesus and she gets MASSIVE POWER, surging up the spiral stairs and TEARING the mushroom men apart with her BARE HANDS. She immediately converts to Termaxianism. (50 exp)
- A little more exploration reveals a room full of strange coral and, further in, the chamber of rebirth! (50 exp)
- The festering and putrid corpse of "that guy we put in the santa sack, you know? Him? Uhhhh" is poured out onto the ovum/testicle/fleshlump in the hopes it would revive him. No dice. (50 exp)
- A shit funeral is given for the unknown hero which really shows how much they miss him. Crocodile tears are shed. (50 exp)
- Finally the crew return to the mushroom house to rest up, finding it much the same as when they left it. Home sweet home. (50 exp)Total: 1200 exp

Misc:- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)- Badass Backstory bonus (All - 100 exp ea.)
- Snackbringer bonus (Jain Doe, Zan - 100 exp ea.)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)

- Near Death Experience bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
Total: 400 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None... but that dog tried fucking hard let me tell you.

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Exp Totals:
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 41430 (Level up at 64000)Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 35520 (Level up at 70400)*DING!* +1d10 HP!
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 33115 (Level up at 36000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 5 Cleric: 21561 (Level up at 28000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 4 Necromancer: 9842 (Level up at 18000)
*DING!* +1d4 HP! +1 level 2 spell/day! +free spell!
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 4 Dwarf: 9085 (Level up at 17600)
*DING!* +1d10 HP! -2 to Saves!James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 3 Ratman: 6850 (Level up at 8000)*DING!* +1d6 HP! Maximum rats - 9.
Absent or Retired:
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)Tom / Eleyn, Level 4 Specialist (Assassin): 11900 (Level up at 12000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human