Session 102 - Attack of the Blobs!

Recap away!
I'm writing to you from the wonderful world of the family holiday. This was toootally worth missing D&D for. At least it's easy to hold pokemon gyms here, and Lindisfarne is swarming with Magnemites and Voltorbs for some reason.

This week's art attack from Tom, who's documented the sorry state of the current party.

See you next week!

Session 102 - Attack of the Blobs!

Campaign Date:

Wednesday, 25 January, 1550
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Capricorn

Enemies Defeated:

- An orange blob (100 exp)
- A purple goop (100 exp)

Total: 200 exp

Treasure and Equipment:- The sword Goblinfucker
- Poison dart hemisphere
- Golden witch heart (1000 exp)

Total: 1000 exp

Exploration:
- 4 more dungeon areas explored (80 exp)
- 1 group of wandering monsters encountered (50 exp)
- 1 secret door found (50 exp)

Total: 180 exp

New Backstory:- Jumurak fell through a roof into a marvellous feast, landing on the centrepiece and earning the tyrant governor's eternal enmity. (Once per session, somehow gain access to a large social event)
- Zan, during his wild night post-flagellant music festival, tried to bribe the guards who showed up. It didn't work, and he ended up in ail. (+1 to gambits)
- Eleyn took the hard option and killed her father, a local noble who claimed the right of the first night at her mother's wedding. (+1 to rolls when you take a morally difficult option)
- Jim gave the tyrant in the mines "one last kiss" when he killed him in secret before escaping to the surface. (next attack does double damage when you kiss someone)
- Sophia met a wounded dog in an alleyway. She took pity on it so killed it, took it home, and raised it as a zombie dog. (+1 to pet beast morale)

Events:
- Ah, the mushroom house. Home of champions. Our heroes gather their things and move on. (50 exp)
- The crew, wondering what happened to the tall bony torture guy they once met, look around the room they met him in. (50 exp)
- Behold! A secret door! They go through, discovered piles and piles of bones sorted and turned into objets d'art and uncomfortable furniture. (50 exp)

- Sophia decides to stock up on spell components... and sets off an acid trap. With acid burns to her face and hair, she falls unconscious. (50 exp)

- The noise attracts none other than the tall bony torture guy! He seems friendly... but behind him is none other than... Charmington! (50 exp)
- Awkward glances are exchanged when everyone realises they forgot about him. The countless cuts on his skin and look of hope mingled with despair in his eyes makes this even more awks. (50 exp)
- Sophia recovers, breathes in a vial of Last Breath, and Subjugate Undead's the big undead guy. Success! He's now your best mate! (50 exp)
- Some requests from Sophia result in the group obtaining Goblinfucker, a sword inlaid with mysterious runes. It glows softly. (50 exp)
- Checking the other ways, one room contains just piles and piles of faeces. The other, a bone card table with chairs. (50 exp)
- Charmington is allowed to stay at the mushroom house and tidy up and nurse his Stockholm Syndrome. The undead guy, whose name is Udem, joins the party. (50 exp)
- The stairs down to the acid are taken and the pool is crossed with the now-standard antigrav rune combo. (50 exp)
- Voices can be heard, so they are followed. Whoever they were seem to have crossed the smaller pool of white pus-slime, so Guido begins ferrying people across. (50 exp)
- But lo! A chunk of grey acidic glop drips on Eleyn while a couple of massive blobs drop down into the main room! The party is split! (50 exp)
- "Prepper Spray" hits those in the back, sending the room into chaos. Those at the front are caught by indecision. Should they help and risk being exposed to the same spray? (50 exp)

- Sophia snaps out of it first, but once again has to deal with the liability that is Powerman on insanity juice. That's relationships for ya! (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc's rat swarms do a damn good job of eating into the purple blob, despite the blob's best efforts to blast them with goop. (50 exp)
- Guido's body is destroyed! Sadness! He shall not have sort-of-died in vain! (50 exp)
- Eleyn dies horribly and is briefly mourned, and the blobs are killed soon after. Time to see what's happened to Eleyn this time! (50 exp)
- It turns out stuff's begun to go wrong with the flesh sac. Eleyn emerges deformed, with -3 dexterity, and the ability to see through walls twice a day. She also has some very ratlike features. (50 exp)

- It's near the end of the session, so Rat LeBlanc and the newly rattish Eleyn decide to go down the stairs and see what they find... (50 exp)
- It's three of the witch harpy's bodies! Each slightly more mutated than the last. Eleyn cuts into the ribcage of one and fishes out... a golden heart! (50 exp)
- Close up of Eleyn's eyes going grey. Follow line of sight to see gold-skinned people swimming through walls. One sees her, swims towards her, nose sniffing, mouth agape, teeth glistening. (50 exp)
- Smash cut to black. Cliffhanger ending. (50 exp)

Total: 1150 exp

Misc:- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Appeaser bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Noblebright bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Horrifying Realisation bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Jumurak, Zan - 100 exp ea.)
- Badass Backstory bonus (All new backstory people - 100 exp ea.)
- Death's Witness bonus (All but Eleyn - 100 exp ea.)
Total: 400 exp + extensive bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Eleyn, dissolved by acidic blobs.

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Exp Totals:
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 34628 (Level up at 36000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 5 Cleric: 22974 (Level up at 28000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13313 (Level up at 24000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 4 Necromancer: 11055 (Level up at 18000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 4 Dwarf: 9804 (Level up at 17600)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 4 Ratman: 8863 (Level up at 12000)
Tomas / Tomas' Wizard, Level 1 Magic User: 1013 (Level up at 2250)

Absent or Retired:
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 36114 (Level up at 70400)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 41430 (Level up at 64000)
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human