Sunday 9 October 2016

Session 108 - Liberation Penetration



Finally! The body dungeon is escaped!
First entered in session 94, it's taken FOURTEEN sessions to finally get out.
You've been stuck in there for like four real months and at least a month in game. Crazy stuff!

For a breakdown of loot shared between party members, check out the Inventory pdf that Tom put together. Long story short, loot for all!

Anyway, good session, crazy stuff happened.
See you next week!


Session 108 - Liberation Penetration

Campaign Date:
Saturday, 21 February, 1550
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Aquarius

Enemies Defeated:
- The Progenitor, mind swapped into Eleyn's body and killed by its own minions (500 exp)
- 6 tentacular progenitor minions (300 exp)
- Group of 8 grey goblins, befriended (80 exp)
- Group of 2 sausage goblins, befriended (100 exp)
- 2 gribbly-faced insectoids, hyperpunched (100 exp)
Total: 1080 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 4 translucent gas rocks, now mostly boiled away
- 107 gold in goblinskin "bag" (5350 exp)
- Rusty low quality field plate
- Silver scroll case (500 exp)
- Scroll #313
- Scroll #269
- Scroll #567
- Large ornate gold crown with inlaid gems soaking in jar of piss (22500 exp)
- Copper pendant set with 5 glowing rubies
Total: 28350 exp

Exploration:
- Explored 6 heretofore unexplored areas (120 exp)
- 1 wandering monster rolled (50 exp)
- 1 alternate entrance found on level 3 (300 exp)
- First party to enter the Control Chamber (400 exp)
- Escaped the Slaughtergrid! (500 exp)
Total: 1370 exp
New Backstory:- Lulu was involved in the annual Mammoth Run as a child, managing to swing up on top of a mammoth and ride it! Unfortunately, despite her bravery, she fell off and was trampled. Luckily she survived. (Count falls as 10' lower)
- Stabbington, leaving Fate to follow the party, ran across a fallen meteorite... it spoke inside his mind with great clickbait business tips. Reciting these tips can have unpredictable effects! (Once per session, cast a random spell)
- Jain was informed of the death of her brothers and feigned despair, even though it was her machinations that led to their deaths. (When a fellow PC dies, become immune to death for one round per level of the dead. You take damage and death crits as normal, but they don't affect you until this effect wears off)
Events:
- With a full TEN PEOPLE, the group split into two teams. On the one side, the Olisbos Appreciation Person (OAP), on the other, the Super Team Dungeon (STD). Arbitrary group division leads to sudden rivalry (!?) (50 exp)

Team OAP- New recruit sausage goblin leads group to third level. The heartbuster pillar is passed without incident. (50 exp)
- A ziggurat rising above a sea of partially digested chyme is spotted! Eleyn takes to the ceiling while others start wading through the gunk. (50 exp)
- Atop the ziggurat, a demon! A fucking horrible demon! 5 ovoid vaginal mouths standing upon purple veiny breasts, many arms tipped with actual dick fingers. The worst. I remind everyone that I did not write this adventure. (50 exp)
- The demon speaks! Echoing speech from many mouths. Accent unplaceable, high pitched, keeps shifting. OAP engage in conversation, assume xum gender.
- Xo promises salvation in exchange for finding a source of fuel for the war machine. A Bowel Oath would be required which seems to involve digestive system inversion if broken. (50 exp)
- The sausage goblin nopes the fuck out. (50 exp)
- Luu makes an owl call and Eleyn goes full Assassin's Creed, drops from ceiling, grapples on top of the demon. (50 exp)
- Lulu chucks the Skull Switcher at Eleyn, hits well! It flies at Eleyn, she thrusts her arm out... fits like a glove. (50 exp)
- Lulu yells out orders, Eleyn sees the weak point, thrusts in with the skull switcher! (50 exp)
- ELEYN IS THE DEMON! Eleyn's body, inhabited by xryx consciousness, flails around confused. (50 exp)
- Lulu flick-ropes to the ceiling, flies towards monster, attacks! Fails! Keeps going! Plummets into chyme! (50 exp)
- Tentacular flippy things emerge from the chyme to protect their master, floppily attack people! (50 exp
- Powerman is attacked! He has player character resilience now because I love him almost as much as Sophia does. Blood is everywhere, he passes out. (50 exp)
- Stabbington stabs the shit out of the flippy tentacle thing! Runs after his fleeing employee. (50 exp)
- Zan uses the power of Hyper Jesus to heal Powerman. Phew! (50 exp)
- Eleyn's possessed body mindswaps back, Sophia hits it with a ghost beam! (50 exp)
- Others are climbing closer to the top. Eleyn mindswaps again, orders the tentacle creatures away, begins chomping down on her possessed body a la Jaws. (50 exp)
- Return switch! The demon orders all its minions to attack Eleyn! (50 exp)
- Eleyn swaps back... just in time. Sees tentacle minons destroy the shit out of her body. No, Eleyn. You are the demons. (50 exp)
- Eleyn, in the demon's body, orders the flippy minions to open the door. They do! But unfortunately they don't last long outside of the chyme. (50 exp)
- Team STD show up and most of the rejoined party run out into the sweet open air, covered in blood and chyme and shit, tears streaming from eyes that haven't seen sunlight for a very long time. (50 exp)

Team STD
Jumurak persuades his half of the group to help him finish the map of the second level. (50 exp)
- They go down to the second level, climb a barricade, then investigated the mysterious hissing noise. (50 exp)
- A fire beam is shot into the room, and there's a huge explosion! The wall crumbles, releasing a few colourless sizzling rocks which slowly boil away as they release explosive gas. (50 exp)
- Further exploration finds a group of grey void-eyed goblins weeping and lamenting the death of their dad and their mistress. They don't bother the party. (50 exp)
- Sausage goblins in the next area wave to the party, say hello. They're friendly enough. Exploring a nearby annex reveals a silver scrollcase containing scrolls, battered and rusty armour. (50 exp)
- Suddenly mysteriously feeling worried for POWERMAN's safety, Jumurak goes up to the first level to try to dig out some of POWERMAN's bones so they can be soul anchored. (50 exp)
- The rest continue exploring, heading towards where Eleyn destroyed that sausage hobgoblin last session and finding all the skinned goblins. (50 exp)
- A goblin in a giant flatworm loincloth is inside a room filled with smoke. Jain manages to trick him into thinking she's Kaiva "Harpy Bitch" Greynail reborn. (50 exp)
- Jain finds a copper necklace embedded with gems and puts it on. It makes her think about how great it would be to scoop out guts and eat them. Also of note - a very valuable looking crown immersed in a pot of urine. (50 exp)
- Jumurak, upstairs, continues to search for POWERMAN bones. A couple of scavenging bug things attack but are hopelessly outmatched by Jumurak's magic missile punch. He grabs three likely skulls from the bone pile. (50 exp)
- The team rejoins and heads down to the third level to find the door is open and freedom is within their grasp! Thank the gods! (50 exp)
- Gorund and Rat LeBlanc instead solve the ziggurat puzzle. The ziggurat dips into the chyme, opening to reveal a long tube! Gravity is strange in the pit, and they fall slowly down it to reach a control room! (50 exp)
- Five child-sized seats are on the ceiling facing a smooth hemispherical wall. When activated, the front wall activates and a strange "no fuel" symbol flashes. They climb out and out, finally, into the sunlight. (50 exp)
Total: 1800 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Annihalator bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Mind Control to Major Tom bonus (50 exp)
- Monster Infighting bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Puzzlemaster bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Backstory - 100 exp ea.)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Party Treasurer bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Maximum Treasurer bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Pretty much everyone - 100 exp ea.)
- Homebringer bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
Total: 1000 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here. BUT SOON!

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Nearly POWERMAN, but thankfully he survived!

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 7 Fighter: 66069 (Level up at 128000)*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +Saves!
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 47733 (Level up at 72000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 46530 (Level up at 64000)Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 40141 (Level up at 70400)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric (Termaxian): 35689 (Level up at 56000)
Tom / Eleyn, 5HD genitalia demon with mind of an insane mutant gypsy
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 5 Dwarf: 24409 (Level up at 35200)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 5 Necromancer: 23660 (Level up at 36000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeleton

James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 21568 (Level up at 24000)
Henry / Gorund, Level 2 Specialist: 2250 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
(Tom's next character) / Seraph Dawnstride, Level 2 Cleric (Nonanist): 2625 (Level up at 3500)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day!
Absent or Retired:
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)

Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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