Session 81 - Mudmen & Mutants

Session 81 - Mudmen & MutantsCampaign Date:

Thursday, 04 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Zodiac: Ophiuchus

New Characters:- Oliver R's Specialist, a somewhat bard-ish jack of all trades who happened to be in the dungeon after the other guy died.

Enemies Defeated:
- A clay pillar thing, beaten until he collapsed (75 exp)

- Thirteen mutated poisonous people-things, variously mutilated (325 exp)

- A clay god, doom-poisoned (1500 exp)

- Ten clay people of various morphologies, doom-poisoned (250 exp)
Total: 2150 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A small sackful of crystalline shards (200 exp)

Total: 200 exp

Exploration:
- Explored 6 dungeon rooms (120 exp)

Total: 120 exp

Events:

- Leaving the room of the mutation fountain, the party heads up the previously-solved weighing scales puzzle and into the next area. (50 exp)
- A bridge puzzle is found and solved, Jain's eyes light up as she discovers a new way of drawing glyphs that could change everything! She spends the rest of the session trailing after the main party and trying out new rune combos. (50 exp)

- The bridge is crossed and a T-intersection found. The next door is opened to find a clay figure on top of a column of clay, surrounded by squealing mutant horror things. (50 exp)

- Battle is joined, Stabbington charges in with trademark grace while others follow behind. Sparky attaches his cat to an arrow and fires it at the thing at the top of the pillar. The thing is displeased. (50 exp)
- Further combat reveals that the mutant things have explosive blood and can swing their entire body around to bring poisonous scorpion tails to bear. Tragically, Wolfgang is stung by one of the creatures and dies in agony. (50 exp)

- The thing on the pillar starts blasting out gluggy clay webs and chunks of living mud, Lulu's newly double-jointed nature allows her to escape, but Sparky's pretty much fucked under there. He shoots an arrow at the clay man and nails his cat instead, which temporarily dies. (50 exp)
- Jain runs in and slaps a glyph on the clay pillar that, from memory, turns a bit of it into something else with little effect. (50 exp)

- The clay dude appears to give up, with he and the column collapsing into a big pile of mud. (50 exp)

- Further exploration discovers a room containing a giant clay figure surrounded by a battle between clay people and mutants. Lulu shoots the giant figure with one of her impossibly poisonous crossbow bolts and shuts the door firmly. (50 exp)

- Another room containing various traps, cleared by a previous party, is found. An attack by a bunch of mutants is foiled by utilizing both the traps and Stabbington and Lulu's sheer combat monstrousness. (50 exp)
- Descending some stairs, various mysterious (and already cleared) doorways are discovered, along with a platform floating above a large chamber below. (50 exp)

- The platform is used to descend into the chamber, finding a bunch of dragon-related stuff and what is presumably the mutant hive queen. (50 exp)
- After a bit of messing around (including burning one of the holes the mutants come out of), the party ascends back up to ready an assault. (50 exp)

Total: 700 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)

- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)

- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)

- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)

- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)

- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Sparky - 100 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (All but the late Wolfgang - 100 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (Sparky - 100 exp)
Total: 500 exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Wolfgang Brown Grylls, stung to death by scorpion tails on a mutant's back. 

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 49627 (Level up at 64000)

Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 28372 (Level up at 32000)

Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 18625 (Level up at 35200)

Tom / Sparky, Level 2 Magic User: 2979 (Level up at 4500)
DING! +1d6 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day! +1 free spell!

Oliver R / Raingold's Specialist, Level 1 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 734 (Level up at 1500)

Oliver R / Wolfgang Brown Grylls, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3337 (Level up at 4500) *DECEASED*

Absent or Retired:
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 13257 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 4169 (Level up at 7000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human