Session 82 - Fear of a Blackened Planet

"Wait what did he do?"
"He cast Summon"
"OOOoooohhhhh fuck"
"Hang on let me read out what just happened..."



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Session 82 - Fear of a Blackened PlanetCampaign Date:

Friday, 05 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Third Quarter
Zodiac: Ophiuchus

Enemies Defeated:
- 40 mutant goblin things, either mind-fucked or turned insane (1000 exp)
- Goblina the Mutant Hive-Queen (1000 exp)

Total: 2000 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- Crystal chunks from the shattered rune prison (500 exp)

Total: 500 exp

Exploration:
- Explored like... one extra corridor midst the madness (20 exp)

Total: 20 exp

Events:

- With more manpower than before, descended on the floating platform into the room with the giant crystal globe. (50 exp)
- The mutant queen, ensconced in her vegetative mass, turns to talk to people. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile countless mutant goblin things keep coming out of side corridors and milling around (50 exp)
- After further conversation where it quickly becomes obvious that she's a bit mad, she engages some sort of defence system and surrounds herself with a shimmering forcefield (50 exp)

- Battle is joined, a rune forms on the forcefield and is about to fire, various hackings and slashes are enacted (50 exp)
- Sparky attempts to draw a fire breath rune on his cat's tongue, but unfortunately draws it wrong and fries his cat's head off. (50 exp)
- The rune fires, blasting everyone near it backwards. A new one forms, Jain sprints to the forcefield and plants an explosion rune on the field, she activates it... (50 exp)
- Jain's through! She dives in through the quickly-healing breach and goes to attack Goblina. With slice of her flaming sword she cuts off all Goblina's poisonous back-stingers... but is sprayed by the venom as she does so. Luckily she survives with heavy scarring (50 exp)
- Outside, Stabbington charges through a fucking legion of the mutant things. Others hide behind a table. Jumurak punches a mutant and... (50 exp)
- "When is the end of the world? Tomorrow? Next 

year? In a thousand years? Today? What will cause 

it? Will pestilence scrape every last living thing 

from the planet? Will it be the Last Judgment of 

the creator? A magical blasphemy of great power? 

Will the almighty sun burn off our water and air in a 

thousand thousand thousand years' time? Everyone 

knows that nothing lasts forever, but who knows 

when and how the end will come? Our reality is 

governed by physical laws mutable only by magic 

and divine will. Yet other realities are different. 

In some of those, imagination and thought create 

reality.
The combined sum of mankind's apocalyptic 

fears will stream through the portal between worlds, 

infecting all living creatures within 240'." (50 exp)
- Things go to shit. I get bought a lot of beer. (50 exp)
- Stabbington goes catatonic, overwhelmed by the sheer horror. The bulk of the mutants do too, and the rest begin attacking their fellows. Zea and Sparky run for the platform to escape and grapple for who will win the right to escape. (50 exp)
- Zan kicks Sparky off the ascending platform, Sparky falls and breaks his arm. Zan doesn't give a shit, barricades himself into a room above (50 exp)
- Below it is discovered that you can break someone out of ultimate prepper survivalist mode if they try to murder someone of their own species. That means Jain's fucked but luckily trapped behind a forcefield for now. She gets to work smashing the shit out of the mutant queen. (50 exp)

- The crystal globe, because it's fitting, begins a high speed rewind of the Earth through time. It rewinds through multiple dragon-caused extinction events, each almost destroying the black blight in the core of the world, until finally we see the black blight scooped out of the red-hot new-formed planet as the moon collapses back into the world. Then it all reverses to fast-forward to the present day. (50 exp)

- The paranoid murder-rage continues, resulting in the near death of Jumurak. Lulu goes full Rambo, spamming crossbow bolts and headbutts until she fucking rips out the catatonic Stabbington's eight-ball eyeball and crushes it. She eventually comes to after a long long time. (50 exp)

- Upstairs, Zan smashes Guido the Skull against his face repeatedly until he regains sanity. (50 exp)

- Finally things start to die down, some healing commences, and everything's back to near-normal. Thank goodness for that. (50 exp)
- Finally, Lulu's friend the undead dwarf is sacrificed so that Jain can punch the shit out of it until she regains sanity. Phew! (50 exp)
- Jain grabs some mystery crystal stuff from under the mutant queen's corpse, and the party get on the ascending platform to relative safety, leaving the mutants below to their grim fate.

Total: 1000 exp

Misc:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Internecine Strife bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Monster Infighting bonus (50 exp)
- PETA bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- This! Is! Sparta! bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Sparky, Zan - 200 exp ea.)
- Amputation bonus (Stabbington - 100 exp)
- I Know This Place bonus (Jain Doe - 100 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (Jain Doe, Zan - 100 exp ea)
- Failed Saving Throw bonus (Stabbington - 100 exp)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Jumurak, Sparky - 100 exp ea.)
Total: 950 exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Stabbington Shanks, not dead but in a barely conscious state for 107 weeks. ETA until ok: Thursday, 24 December, 1551. lol.
- Sparky - arm broken, single fracture. 

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 50572 (Level up at 64000)

Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 29117 (Level up at 32000)

Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 19570 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 14102 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 5214 (Level up at 7000)

Tom / Sparky, Level 2 Magic User: 4024 (Level up at 4500)

Absent or Retired:
Oliver R / Raingold's Specialist, Level 1 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 734 (Level up at 1500)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human