Session 84 - Catsplosion

Legit 20 minutes before the game starts ha ha ha

I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD EASTER
I'M STILL AT WORK SO I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE TO THE GAME SINCE I DID THIS RECAP INSTEAD OF LEAVING ON TIME
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Session 84 - CatsplosionCampaign Date:

Sunday, 07 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Third Quarter
Zodiac: Ophiuchus

New Characters:- Bohemund of the Gorga Tribe, a barbarian of Lulu's clan, wielder of clubs

Enemies Defeated:
- Seven demons of various magnitudes, massacred in short order (320 exp)
- Two fire elementals, iced (100 exp)
- A wind elemental, sucked into a glyph (75 exp)

Total: 495 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A ruby model of the original dragon crystal (8000 exp)
- Misc silverware (500 exp)

Total: 8500 exp

Exploration:
- Explored four unknown dungeon rooms (80 exp)

Total: 80 exp

Events:
- With the Rave Demon in tow, explored a little farther into the complex. (50 exp)
- A room with two pits is found, experimentation by cat familiar reveals that anything droppeed down one flies out the other. Cat familiar continuously mashes self against ceiling (50 exp)
- A single arrow is left bouncing in order to intrigue future explorers (50 exp)
- A room covered in holes and pressure plates is found, in the centre of the room is a great red ruby. (50 exp)
- Lulu steps in and stands on the pressure plate at the entrance. Whirring and clicking noises begin in earnest. (50 exp)
- Sparky drifts himself in on his Gloating Disk, finding the ruby covered with a strong glass case (50 exp)
- Jain blasts a Decay beam at the glass from outside, weakening it enough for Sparky to break the glass. To his dismay, he manages to knock the ruby onto the floor. (50 exp)
- Lulu uses her grabby rope to snag the ruby, pulling it off the pressure plate and filling the room with just all of the elemental blasts (50 exp)
- Sparky is knocked out and his Gloating Disk vanishes, sending him to the floor and setting off another blast of horrible death. With his last dying spasm he chucks his woebegone moggy into the hallway. (50 exp)
- Ha ha he didn't know that when he dies his familiar turns into a demon. The cat must have really hated him, because it's sucked into a singularity from which multiple demons crawl, ooze and creep. (50 exp)
- To my surprise and befuddlement, our heroes fight instead of fleeing and... wreck face? (50 exp)
- The unrelenting badness crawling from the portal in spacetime is enough to knock Stabbington out of his funk and unleash his true powah. (50 exp)
- The Rave Demon oonts-oonts-oontses its way into combat with the worst of the demons, and the others get to work hacking and slashing and generally doing a good job. (50 exp)
- With the last of them boiling away into acrid smoke and ozone, the crew abandon Sparky's corpse for a bad job and continue on, coming to a great chasm too deep to see the bottom. (50 exp) 

- On the near side of the chasm are flickering free-floating candlelights. After attempting to interact with one, they surge into vaguely man-shaped fiery forms and a powerful wind begins sucking people towards the central chasm. (50 exp)
- A mysterious barbarian turns up, having presumably followed Lulu's trail. (50 exp)
- Battle is joined once more, not particularly helped by the people clinging to the edge of the chasm. (50 exp)
- Lulu utilises her parachute cloak and grab-rope to bridge the chasm and hopefully find a way to defeat the wind elemental drawing people to their deaths. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Jain begins crafting runes that will suck in the elementals... if they work. She uses her tentacle rope to grab at people's legs to deleterious effect. (50 exp)
- Somebody finally remembers to get the Rave Demon involved and it emerges from the tunnel mouth in hideous technocolour, nearly defeating a fire elemental before being killed itself. (50 exp)
- Stabbington shatters the fire demons into ice with his famous ice sword, it's sick. (50 exp)

- Jain gets her runes together whilst hanging from the other side, sucking the wind elemental into it and saving the day! (50 exp)

- Meanwhile a bunch of obsidian skeletons on the other side are put to rest by Lulu after she chucks their shattered bones into the chasm. (50 exp)
- The rest of the party cross the chasm via ropes and head a little further in. They find a little kitchenette with self-cooling cups. heat mats, and some fairly crap crockery and silverware.

Total: 1200 exp

Misc:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man behind bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- PETA bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- This! Is! Sparta! bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Stabbington, Jain Doe - 100 exp ea)
- Death's Witness bonus (Survivors - 100 exp ea.)
- Amusing Death bonus (Tom / Bohemund - 500 exp)
Total: 600 exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Sparky, destroyed by a chaos of elemental traps before his cat exploded into demons.

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Exp Totals:

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 53272 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 2 Specialist (Quack): 1733 (Level up at 3000)

*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32542 (Level up at 64000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +2 rolls on Barbarian Level Up table!

Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 23492 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 16924 (Level up at 18000)
Tom / Bohemund of the Gorga Tribe, Level 2 Barbarian: 2478 (Level up at 4000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +2 rolls on the Barbarian level Up table!
Tom / Sparky, Level 2 Magic User: 4024 (Level up at 4500) *DECEASED*

Absent or Retired:

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 1578 (Level up at 3000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 5214 (Level up at 7000)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human