Session 8 - Grandemonium

Session 8 - Grandemonium

Enemies defeated:
- Cultist, axed by the Joy (10 exp)

- Giant ants, variously stabbed, slashed, lobotomised and left to be eaten by maggots, and ridden like a mechanical bull across the lands until death (100 exp)

- A guy being eaten by invisible insects, and the insects themselves (50 exp)

Challenges overcome:
- Escaped the hand creature (50 exp)

- Escaped from the cultist HQ (50 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:

- Various things purchased in Werneck

- Do extra arms count as equipment?

- Half a Gran Bastgod

Exploration and Misc:

- Travelled a few miles (20 exp)

- Reached Werneck (100 exp)

- 4 random encounters rolled (40 exp)

- Riding an ant like a mechanical bull across the countryside (50 exp)

Quests and Rumours:

- A vampire is on the loose in Werneck! Nobody knows who it is! An angry mob is turfing out all the old and lonely people and killing them just in case!

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Gran Bastgod, chopped in two after yet another badass kill.

Exp Totals:
George / Keith, Level 2 Specialist: 2477 (Level up at 3000)

 --- The Joy, Level 1 Magic User: 59 (Level up at 2250)

Michael / Mist Urman, Level 1 Magic User: 1014 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Kacey Demure, Level 2 Specialist: 1716 (Level up at 3000)
Tom / Baron Noel Pompadour, Level 1 Specialist: 574 (Level up at 1500)

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Recovering:
Tom / Olaf Tenderloin, Level 2 Dwarf: 2737 exp (Level up at 4400) ETA: 35 weeks

Absent or Retired:
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human
That one guy / Nadriel, Level 1 Barbarian: 293 (Level up at 2000)
That other guy / ???, Level 1 Fighter: 293 (Level up at 2000)

Session 7 - Motherfucker

Session 7 - Motherfucker

Enemies defeated:

- Swarm of marching ant-things, scared off by fire (100 exp)

- 1 giant horsefly, exploded by a bear trap (75 exp)

- 4 giant maggots, killed by you and each other until they fled. (100 exp)

- 6 chefs, put to sleep, throats slit, thrown into fire. (60 exp)

- 4 children, sleeped, throats slit, branded, beheaded, left as a warning. (0 exp)

- One prison warder, interrogated to death (10 exp)

- One lone cultist, eaten by an ant (10 exp)

- The Mother, redeemed. (100 exp)

Challenges overcome:

- Entered the cultist HQ through the back entrance (50 exp)

- Witch defeated (50 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:

- Some bits and bobs from the torture chamber (10 exp)

Exploration and Misc:

- Explored 8 dungeon rooms and much featureless corridor (80 exp)

- Wandering monsters rolled (20 exp)

- Operator as fuck bonus (50 exp)

- War crime bonus (50 exp)

- What the fuck guys bonus (50 exp)

- Artistic body horror (50 exp)

- "The Mother Lied" (50 exp)

- The Redeemer's legend grows! (50 exp)

- OHKO'd the final boss (100 exp)
- Overkilled the final boss (100 exp)

Quests and Rumours:

- Fuck up the Mother: Complete. (500 exp)

Death Toll and Injuries:

- More hireling deaths - god speed Marry Bannilow and the rest.

- Mist Urman has gained an arm on his thigh.

- Keith has gained an arm on his shoulder.

Exp Totals:

George / Keith, Level 2 Specialist: 2359 (Level up at 3000)

Michael / Mist Urman, Level 1 Magic User: 896 (Level up at 2250)

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Recovering:

Tom / Olaf Tenderloin, Level 2 Dwarf: 2737 exp (Level up at 4400) ETA: 35 weeks

Absent or Retired:

Jacob / Kacey Demure, Level 2 Specialist: 1598 (Level up at 3000)

Tom / Baron Noel Pompadour, Level 1 Specialist: 456 (Level up at 1500)

Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

That one guy / Nadriel, Level 1 Barbarian: 293 (Level up at 2000)

That other guy / ???, Level 1 Fighter: 293 (Level up at 2000)

Session 6 - Karlstadt Killa

Session 6 - Karlstadt Killa

New characters:

Mist Urmun, The Unwisest Wizard and keeper of etchings (Michael)

Enemies defeated:

- 6 cultists, flame bait (60 exp)

- 6 retainers who trusted you, friendly fire (0exp)

Challenges overcome:

-Pretty much "beat" Karlstadt (100 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:

- Stocked up via the Joy's connectionz

Exploration and Misc:

- Travelled 12 miles (20 exp)

- Got the Joy on side (50 exp)

- Entered Goblin Hill (50 exp)

- Near death experience bonus (The Baron, 100 exp)

- Selfless charity bonus (Keith, 100 exp)

Quests and Rumours:

- Quest from the Joy: Fuck up the Mother and everything she stands for.

- "I keep having these dreams where the insects are crawling inside my body. Even now I can feel one scratching around inside my head."
- "What’s the Defender ever done for us? They say she uses magic to pretty herself up. I bet she’s a freak under all those glamours."
- "The Reminder has a spell that makes your baby come out happy and healthy. It’s true! My wife’s due in a couple of months so we couldn’t be more grateful. And she’s been teaching magic to anyone who wants to learn, she’s ever so generous."
- "The Mother doesn’t have our best interests at heart."

- Also the Joy told you there's a back entrance through the bug caves WHOOPS at least you know now!

Death Toll and Injuries:

- The Baron took a crossbow bolt to the belly, but it was nothing a little First Aid couldn't fix.

Exp Totals:

George / Keith, Level 1 Specialist: 1526 (Level up at 3000)

*DING* | +1d6 HP! | +2 skill points!

Jacob / Kacey Demure, Level 2 Specialist: 1598 (Level up at 3000)

Tom / Baron Noel Pompadour, Level 1 Specialist: 456 (Level up at 1500)

Michael / Mist Urman, Level 1 Magic User: 63 (Level up at 2250)

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Recovering:

Tom / Olaf Tenderloin, Level 2 Dwarf: 2737 exp (Level up at 4400) ETA: 35 weeks

Absent or Retired:

Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

That one guy / Nadriel, Level 1 Barbarian: 293 (Level up at 2000)

That other guy / ???, Level 1 Fighter: 293 (Level up at 2000)