Showing posts with label Apocalypse!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apocalypse!. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 March 2019

Session 215 - The End of the World

Session 215 - The End of the World



Events:

--- A Sword Day
- The End-War is nigh.
- Ninhursag strides towards the Prime Tentacle, armoured in bone. The party stand proud atop its great green head.
- From here, it’s easy to see the forces in the battle to come. The Prime Tentacle itself - gross, cancerous and flailing - writhes horribly. Maggots pour down its pitted flesh like drops of water. Occasionally, with a great self-gripping spasm, it throws chunks of itself into the sky.
- Far to the north, the shining mobile city of Fate begins to charge its Macrocannon. The Guber-mounted army of Fate is coming in fast - noble and free. All know that if they die they shall be reborn.
- In the sky, the black silhouette of Ereshkigal is surrounded by a gathering of its drakencult, swooping around the gravity well like moths to a lamp. The moon is large and close, pale and terrible. It is perhaps days away from impact with the Earth.
- The shambling army of the Dead swarms around Ninhursag’s feet, prepared in case of an attack by parasite grubs. They march in unison, united by the power of the Ossuary of All Bones.
- Ninhursag’s green Drakencult cling to the Apocalypse Dragon’s titanic flanks, ready to dive and defend their draconic patron. Among them are leaders encased in cores of stone, magma, crystal and greenery - holding their apotheosis until the perfect moment.

--- A Red Day
- Atop Ninhursag’s head, the party’s commanders give orders and watch the battle begin to unfold. There is one goal and one goal only - protect Ninhursag until it reaches the Prime Tentacle, tear a hole, and allow the dragon to deliver the Omnipoison to the beast in the core of the world.
- Abhor Global, unaccountably here, begins to interview the people present. A last record, perhaps, of the end of all things.
- As the Dragon closes in, a whole swarm of Tentacultists can be seen rallying to defend the Prime Tentacle from all comers. They swirl in concentric circles, a thousands-strong ritual.
- The Fated Army steers towards the Tentacultists, flowing across the land in their floating war-gubers. They aim to harry and distract, force the hand of the Tentacultists before they get too strong. Their rune-lances fire over and over as they close in.
- Ereshkigal’s cult swoop around in great flocks, opening up wormholes through space-time and warping across the landscape. They watch, for now, allegiances unknown.
- Tentacle parasite maggots emerge from the ground all over, attracted by the large concentrations of flesh. They form great waves and begin swarming towards meaty targets… most especially the last bastions of mankind - Fortress-City Fate and New Moondin.
- Snels has a plan. He requisitions a Drakencultist and leaves, hoping that he can pull together a support crew of preppers from the ruined town of Salisburgh.
- A great tide of maggots is flowing towards New Moondin. POWERLAD commands Ninhursag to breathe a cloud of poison to defend it, and the maggots are destroyed by a great wave of poisonous yellow-green gas. All life hit by its breath dies, the roiling gas sweeping past and rotting all it touches.
- Fate’s great Macrocannon fires! The blinding beam of pure white blasts one of the Prime Tentacle’s malformed ancillary appendages in half. The severed bulk of it is drawn up towards Ereshkigal’s gravity well and messily torn apart.
- More tides of maggots approach Fate, swarming around its legs, climbing over each other to reach the biomass within. If they get into the city, it’s doomed.

--- Ere the Sun Rises
- Over in Salisburgh, Snels and the Drakencultist land amongst the ruins. Child of a long line of apocalypse preppers, he follows the scratched signs to find a hidden group of survivors living in the dead city.
- He knocks on a door with the secret knock, and the door opens… it’s his Auntie Mab!
- Snels uses his family connections to rally an army of preppers! Armed with guns and with repurposed farming tools, Snels marches out at the head of a scrappy new army!
- Above, the sky begins to glow orange-red. A daytime sunrise. An omen. There is a vast and distant roar.
- The grinding maw on the base of Fate begins to turn. For long ages it feasted upon the taut flesh of the Prime Tentacle. Today it shall eat more delicate meat. Fate lowers itself onto the grub-swarms, crushing and grinding them into biomass.
- On the horizon, at the front of a bow-wave of blossoming darkness, a new challenger approaches. An enormous demon skittering and slithering towards Fate, crowned with the Black Sun between its curving horns.



--- Ride Now, Ride Now, Ride!
- The Army of Fate slams into the Tentacult, rune-lances and guns blazing. It’s a terrible battle, flailing whip-tentacles throw Gubers aside and soldiers into the air, the Army leaping from their Gubers to take down Tentacultists with rune-powered weaponry.
- Styx calls upon the Gods and Minerva answers. She tells him that the Gods are busy and cannot help directly, there is destruction all across the world. The wave of demonic darkness is full of flying locust-grubs, and the discordant singing of the Locusts disrupts angel communications.
- She offers to send down some of their last available angels, but Styx declines. Angels will be useful for the rebuild.
- Fate begins to turn to face the giant demon… and the shadow of Shamash - Bolide Dragon - blasts past overhead! Its passage lights the sky ablaze, cocooning the planet in flame! The chunks of tentacle-flesh flung into the sky burn to cinders as they impact the fiery roof of the world.
- Styx, wavering, stops Fate from turning and raises the Macrocannon towards the sky. He begins charging the city's beam weapon… aiming it to shoot down Shamash! The Black Sun Demon can wait!
- The Macrocannon fires! There is a distant roar and an explosion as it strikes Shamash under the wing. There are a few moments of silence, then the horizon explodes into piercing white. A mushroom cloud rises somewhere over Norway as Shamash crash-lands into the fjords.
- A wave of maggots has erupted behind Ninhursag and begun surging towards its great legs! The Dead and Drakencult split off to defend the rear, while Ninhursag itself continues marching onwards towards the Prime Tentacle.
- It strides over the desperate battle between the Fated Army and the Tentacult, barely noticing the Fated Army withdrawing in their Gubers. To the surprise of the Army, the Tentacult don’t pursue them...
- Instead, the Tentacultists ramp up their strange ritual. They swirl in circles, and in the centre of the group a great and writhing tendril thrusts its way from the ground! A massive macro-scale tentacle erupts to stop Ninhursag in its tracks! The tendril wraps around Ninhursag’s head, squeezing tight, cracking the bone-armour skull.
- Cyrus-RJ, holding the monstrance that allows him command the Dead, feels its power sputter and fail. The Ossuary of All Bones in the skull is damaged, his control over the Dead has been broken.
- Ninhursag breathes another gout of deadly poison that rots the tentacle from the inside out. It falls to pieces, sloughing across the farmlands below, crushing unheeding Tentacultists who continue to swirl in their summoning dance..

--- Ride for Ruin!
- The Tentacult must be stopped! Styx coordinates a god-beam barrage from the gods above on the Tentacultists while Dumbledorris runs alongside POWERLAD, steals his form, and dives off of the dragon’s head. Her borrowed wings spread wide, her muscled clone-body tenses taut and powerful.
- Falling beside her, following her down to the centre of the Tentacult’s summoning circle, is the high priestess Krystal Shattersby. Before impact, the crystal drakencultist triggers her apotheosis and lands in a cloud of crystal shards, drawing up into a crystal dragon!
- The elemental dragon roars, breathing shards of living crystal that whirl and spin into the cultists! With them distracted, Dumbledorris flies towards the gold-robed summoner at the centre. Just before impact, she copies his form!
- Now that she is a Tentacultist, Dumbledorris can understand their burbling language. The leader shouts, “Join us! Become one with Shub-Niggurath and ride it to other worlds! Abandon this cocoon and ascend with us!”
- “NEVER!!!” yells Dumbledorris, and leaps for him! Her smooth tentacle-face suddenly splits wide, revealing vampire fangs!
- She crashes into the leader of the Tentacult and those below can’t tell one from the other! She sinks her fangs into the gold-robed leader… and the whole Tentacult are stalled! The line of command is broken!
- And then, as if this scene wasn’t chaotic enough, a flying saucer whooshes into the scene! A great fan spins beneath it, the light scattering off its silver curves. A door opens, revealing the buff alien Titanium Johnson! He yells, “come to me my amorphid queen! I, Titanium Johnson, demand your hand in space marriage!”
- With the Tentacult in disarray, their gold-cloaked leader defrocked by vampiric magics, Dumbledorris sends herself skyward via controlled tentacle and takes Titanium Johnson’s hand, pulling herself into the starship. They’ve got some catching up to do…

--- And the World’s Ending!
- The Black Sun Demon gallops towards Fortress-City Fate, getting closer and closer, stygian blackness blossoming behind it. Styx zooms in on its head as he targets it with the Macrocannon, target reticule tracking the black sun, and sees its mouth moving - is it trying to say something?
- Styx also becomes aware of a new force moving in - from the wastes, a flock of Drakencultists is flying in! Their azure wings crackle with electricity - the forces of Marduk!
- Distantly, climbing onto the poison canister around Ninhursag’s neck, the blind prophet Snels laments that Marduk intends to somehow shoot through the planet to fry Shub-Niggurath’s core. His grim prophecy is unheeded in the chaos.
- Fate’s Macrocannon is charged! The great Demon is close enough now that Styx can hear what it’s saying - “Let! Us! In! Let! Us! In!”.
- The cannon fires and a searing beam of pure white light blasts towards the Black Sun Demon! It tries to dodge, and the beam slices into its chest! It cries “Nooooooooo!” and stumbles, the blossoming darkness overtaking it, as if it had been outrunning the darkness itself!
- Within Battlefortress Fate, Sir Robyn, wizard-lawyer extraordinaire, stands atop the barrel of the Macrocannon and outstretches an arm. He’s hopped up on as much moonwater as he could swallow, energy crackles around his fingers, and his eyes glow with cold light.
- He summons the illusion of another great angel dropship in the sky with one hand, and conjures a macro-scale Force of Forbidment with the other. A drop of blood trickles from his nose, the raccoon familiars Scamps and Snuggles on his shoulders outstretch their paws and assist him in taking the strain.
- The Black Sun Demon has got out in front of the darkness again, all in the city can hear it now, “Let! Us! In! Let! Us! In!”. The Macrocannon begins to cycle again… and stops?
- The demon struggles against Sir Robyn’s Force of Forbidment to the edge of the city’s shield, placing its huge and elongated hands against the bubble. The blackness is almost here. “Let! Us! In! Let! Us! In! Let! Us! In! Let! Us! In!”
- To Sir Robyn’s shock, the shield drops to allow the demon in. Styx has let it into the city. Sir Robyn drops the spells and watches as the huge demon in the sky pulls the shields open like a curtain. One of the great hands reaches up to the Black Sun on its crown, grabs it, and thrusts it down into the city towards the Macrocannon - “Take this! Please!”




- Sir Robyn jumps off and Flies to a safe distance. He sees the Black Sun thrust onto the Macrocannon, black energy crackling over it, mingling with the white light within. Then the enormous demon seems to disintegrate - flowing into the city as a tide of Obols which scatter and clatter across the buildings like rain.


Death!
- Ninhursag is almost in range of the Prime Tentacle. POWERLAD, Cryus-RJ, Snels, the elf-child Sophia, and Abhor Global’s press corp stand atop its head. The high priests of the Drakencult are long gone, apotheosised and fighting in the Drakencult’s army.
- Cyrus-RJ, holding the Monstrance aloft, commands the bone armour of Ninhursag to reconfigure - using the tail armour to reinforce the head and moving the Ossuary-skull itself towards Ninhursag’s back to protect it.
- On the ground, the Dead continue to fight a rearguard against the grub swarms while the Drakencultists withdraw to protect Ninhursag from the confused Tentacult roiling around its feet.
- Ninhursag smashes into the Prime Tentacle like a juggernaut, a gout of fumes boils away on ancillary tentacle on impact. In return, the Tentacles strike back, smashing into Ninhursag’s head, wing, and foreleg and destroying the bone-armour there. Thousands of shattered bones rain across the battlefield.

- POWERLAD takes a deep breath, runs his fingers through his yellow hair and says, “It’s time.”

Death!
- POWERLAD runs and leaps off of Ninhursag’s snout. His wings stretch wide, then tuck in as he plummets towards the base of the Prime Tentacle.
- Through the whipping wing he yells, “Ave Ninhursag! Ave Hyper-Jesus!” and a corona of scintillating electricity bursts around him!
- He falls, a lightning comet, and as he falls he changes!
- There is an earth-shattering boom and an explosion of earth. Dust swirls, lightning crackles, and from the impact point rears the ultimate being!

Ultimate Godhead Power-Dragon!

- An enormous green-scaled dragon body that crackles with electricity, a shock of bright yellow quills on His head. He is crowned with a halo of lightning and electricity arcs between His claws. The force of His primal roar sends shockwaves rippling through the Earth. The tentacles shake and spasm, even Shub-Niggurath trembles at His arrival!
- He stands tall on muscular legs and holds a great clawed hand aloft. Lightning crackles as he pulls his giant weapon from a breach in the sky! He holds aloft the Storm-Hammer - the Deus Malleus - Hammer of the Gods!



- There is a great explosion of thunder and lightning and the ancillary tentacles are blasted into dust! The God-Dragon blasts upwards with a great surge of His wings, takes the hammer in both hands, and falls in an incredible burst of blazing white.
- Impact! The Prime Tentacle explodes, splitting it into four massive strands which slowly fall away around the glowing God-Dragon. Angels sing a glorious chorus as the miles-long ropes of the destroyed tentacle smash down into the ground with earth-shaking thuds.
- With Ninhursag’s way cleared, Power-Dragon turns His great head skywards towards the last extant threat to the world - Ereshkigal! The Dragon who would pull down the Moon!
- He leaps skyward, using the pull of the Singularity Dragon’s gravity well to slingshot himself straight into Ereshkigal! He smashes into it, taking it around the chest and bearing it down into the blood-soaked sea.
- The gravity well shuts off.
- The air is suddenly still.
- They plunge into the red ocean and their immense tidal wave devastates the abandoned shore. - There is a moment of strange calm, and a flicker of light from beneath the waves.
- And then, rising from the red depths, the Power-Dragon stands tall! The bloody water washes around His waist, and He reaches down into the water to grasp something massive in His huge hands!
- He pulls it to the surface - it’s the tail of Ereshkigal! He turns in the steaming ocean water, pulling the Apocalypse Dragon with him, spinning faster and faster, and finally lets got to fling the Black Dragon into the sky!





- The survivors of the Apocalypse see the dark shape of Ereshkigal breach through the fiery barrier in the sky, blowing open a hole in the heavens! Pale lunar light shines through, a pale spotlight on the Power-Dragon’s powerful form.
- They see Ereshkigal breach the atmosphere. They see the hole in the sky expand as the flame-shell dissipates. - They see Ereshkigal shatter the face of the moon!
- The Moon is blasted away from the Earth by the force of the blow! Fragments of burning lunar rock hiss into the sea, raining down on the around the Dragon-Deity that was once POWERLAD

Deeeaaath!
- With the hollow cancerous interior of the Prime Tentacle exposed, Ninhursag roars as it strides forward towards the great pit! It leaps in, wings pinned back, diving down towards the Earth’s core!
- At the Apocalypse Dragon’s throat, riding the poison canister down, is Oliver Snels! He holds his sword aloft, his statue-brother ditched overboard on the way, whooping as he rides the canister down and down, to ensure the apocalypse he foresaw comes to pass!
- They plummet down and down, the heat would be unbearable to someone without Snels’ barbarian constitution. He lets go of the canister, letting himself fall behind the great dragon.
- Ahead, below, the protoplasmic form of Shub-Niggurath squirms and bubbles. It’s close now. Snels engages the RAGE!
- Covered in crucifix tattoos, screaming prayers, Snels plummets towards the canister with his sword outstretched!




- He hits, strikes through, shatters the poison canister! His last sensation is of Ninhursag breathing in the Omnipoison, combining and assimilating and accelerating the poison with its own internal toxicity, exploding into a glorious miasma.
- He falls into the ever-growing cloud and dissipates into toxic mist. A glorious, painless end to the story of the blind doom-prophet.
- The whole of Shub-Niggurath’s cancerous mass is converted, quickly and completely, into Omnipoison. Everything the gas touches is converted into more of the gas, over and over, running upwards along the great tentacles from the core, faster than it can react.
- Shub-Niggurath dies.
- The survivors on the surface, at the scene of the End War, see a vast plume of the thick greenish miasma gout from the pit that once housed the Prime Tentacle.
- All over the world, plumes of impossibly deadly poison erupt from the earth. Flesh evaporates from bone in an instant, converted to yet more of the all-conquering gas, spreading across the globe.




- The parasite Maggots are vapourised, as are their winged Locust forms. Snels’ prepper army, on the way back to their homes, are vapourised too. The world is scoured of all life by the oncoming wave of toxic death.
- Ultimate Godhead Power-Dragon sees Fortress-City Fate, distantly, raise its void shields. He sees the wave of death spouting into the air and falling upon the devastated lands of Loegria. Most importantly, He sees the wave sweeping in towards New Moondin.
- He erupts from the blood-ocean on thunderous wings and flies, swift as lightning, to New Moondin.
- He sees the people fleeing into their sealed stone domes, sees the wave of all-consuming poison coming in, and the last fragments of POWERLAD’s mind pledge to save them all.
- He stands in the path of the gas and breathes it into Himself, saving New Moondin from the wrath of the poison!




- In future ages it will be said that when POWERLAD’s body dissipated into poison, He remained standing. As His bones rained down onto the broken earth, those who bore witness saw a spark, a figure, descending to the earth on wings of lightning.
- They will say that He was seen standing on the hilltop, stretching His arms wide, calling down the storm. His body outlined in energy - growing and growing to become a rippling electrical corona that spread to cradle New Moondin in His arms.




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Epilogue - Somewhere in Outer Space



- Elsewhere, The Brothers Johnson finally head home to Planet Johnson. It has been a long and strange road, and Galaxy Johnson is some sort of smoke entity from beyond the stars, but they made it out alive.
- Dumbledorris, to Titanium Johnson's sadness, decided to stay on Earth. He has a picture of her hidden in one of the many first edition paperback POWERLAD novels, a memory of what could have been.
- The aliens return to the stars, leaving the barren wasteland that was the Earth behind. Perhaps, one day, they shall return.

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

Session 214 - Last March to Armageddon

Now! This is it! The last march of the dragons, and the battle for the fate of the world!
Everything comes to a head now, multiple forces clashing to take down the Tentacle and allow Ninhursag to dive in and deliver its poisonous payload!

POWERLAD achieves the ultimate power of the dragon! Snels discovers he's in a den of demons! Capitano Romantico is denied drugs! Sophia the Elf learns to drive!

Powerlad walks into the Risen HQ and speaks to the receptionist, "Hello, I'm looking for a bone?" "What a coincidence, so am I" she smiled from Powerlad and his Boney lass
- Carter's Fiction Fanatic

Session 214 - Last March to Armageddon

Campaign Date:
Tuesday, 24th June, 1601
Moon Phase: Third Quarter
Zenith: Minerva
Zodiac: Gemini

New Backstory:
- Sophia, the new Elf who is allegedly POWERLAD’s time-displaced progeny, had gained a position of prestige and power yet was betrayed, possibly by her gang of urchins? (+1 Con)

Treasure and Equipment:
- Adventurer’s Journal - detailed notes on the barrowmaze and counts as Book #152 - The Nature of Undeath (200 exp)
- Grey-green putty can mimic an object it’s smooshed over for an hour before reverting to putty form.
- A key to the Barrowmaze (100 exp)
- Marble of Ice-8, transforms a 20’ sphere of water into permanent ice.
Total: 300 exp

Enemies Defeated:
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Total: 0 exp

Exploration:
- First party to enter New Moondin (500 exp)
Total: 500 exp

Events:
--- March Through the Dark
- In the pearly glow of POWERLAD’s witch-light, within a ossuary of ordered bone in the empty brain-case of a vast undead dragon, POWERLAD and Snels sleep. The whir of wings and discordant voices does little to breach their slumber. (50 exp)
- As they rest, the new Elf-child Sophia explores the dragon’s throat. The bones of a thousand thousand human skeletons have knitted around the dragon’s frame, forming grim grinning parodies of muscle and flesh. (50 exp)
- She travels down the throat, torch in hand, skeletons quiescent, and in the sepulchral clanking hollow of the dragon’s cavernous stomach she finds many abandoned things. (50 exp)
- The corpse of an adventurer yields a diary with detailed notes on the Barrowmaze and the nature of Undeath, another skeleton holds a now-useless key. Of keen interest are a ball of strange putty and a marble of cold ice in a small vial. (50 exp)
- She returns to the dragon’s skull, well satisfied. (50 exp)

--- Alongside the Earth Dragon
- POWERLAD and Snels awaken at dawn. The group find their dragon striding parallel to Ninhursag, mere miles away, and steadily closing in! (50 exp)
- From here they can see the domes of a town upon Ninhursag’s back between its wings - a new Moondin? - and the winged drakencult that swoop around its head and the poison-canister slung by great chains beneath its neck. (50 exp)
- As the sun rises, a small group of drakencult glide in to investigate this bone dragon that appeared overnight. POWERLAD flies up to the top of the skull to greet them. (50 exp)
- Their leader is Katsin, a gogamogic drakencultist! She’s ecstatic to meet POWERLAD - she’s both a fan of his books and a fan of his high priesthood! (50 exp)
- She’s real into the POWERLAD fandom and begins peppering POWERLAD with questions about plot holes, character inconsistencies, and unsatisfactorily resolved plot lines. The others look on in confusion, while POWERLAD does his best to answer them. (50 exp)
- They compare apocalypse plans, and POWERLAD reveals that he’s planning to go nova if shit goes down. Sophia looks sad. (50 exp)



- Basic idea - protect Ninhursag as it gets to the tentacle, tears a hole into it, then plummet down the hollow centre of the tentacle to deliver the omnipoison to the core. The party’s well-received upgrade is to clad Ninhursag in the undead dragon’s bones like armour! (50 exp)

--- Ride the Dragon
- With the help of Katsin and her squad, the party fly across the gap between the dragons and land in the town atop the dragon’s back! It’s a new Moondin alright, mostly made up of stone domes, although Japhet & Hirsch’s eye-tower managed to make it up here! (50 exp)
- Yes, it seems that everyone’s favourite demons and cultists from Moondin made it up to Ninhursag’s back. It’s much safer from the bugs and Dead up here, even though everyone knows they’ll need to drop off the dragon before it dives into the Earth. (50 exp)
- The stone homes are enmeshed in webs, giant spider-kids constantly scuttle past, carrying messages and items and repairing the web where it’s eaten away by NInhursag’s poisonous fumes. The entrances to the buildings are crammed with webs and Styx-brand filter-plants to keep the worst of the poison at bay. (50 exp)
- Also here is… Capitano Romantico. A new Romantico with a piratical streak who is conveniently already signed up to NInhursag’s Drakencult. The idea of nicknaming them the “Ninnies” is met with outrage from POWERLAD (50 exp)
- The party splits up to check in with various people and get ready for what seems to be building up to a final battle for the fate of the world. (50 exp)

--- Japhet and Hirsch scare Snels
- Snels wanders the shifting streets of New Moondin, searching blindly for anyone “near death” and shouting about eyes. Unfortunately only the strong have survived so far, and the populace is tough. They haven’t come this far to die now! (50 exp)
- His talk of eyes gets him directed to a tower of eyes, though of course Snels cannot see them. He smells… bird? And he can almost taste the alternating waves of pride and gluttony. (50 exp)
- A snooty voice greets him, mocking his blind prophet routine, then lets him inside. His brother, on his back, recites psalm 91:4. Snels lays a hand on his sword as he stumbles up the steps into an interior that smells of spice and roasting meat. (50 exp)
- A pair of voices speak to him, clearly amused by this blind prophet’s predicament. He mumbles something about his hatred for demons and, laughing, they tell him that they are indeed a demon! (50 exp)
- Snels goes into a rage and runs at them… into a wall. He gets thrown out of the tower by the bird butler and mocked by passers-by. (50 exp)



--- Julgoor’s got the goods
- POWERLAD arrives at the Honey Healing 4 U Megastore to see Julgoor. The place is large, but the actual ship is small. Like an Argos. Spiderkids make a whooshing sound as they open the sliding front doors. (50 exp)
- Julgoor himself is behind the counter, and he seems much healthier than when they last saw him. He has extra arms, and extra faces like a Hindu god. He’s excited to see POWERLAD, and offers him whatever he wants from the warehouse! (50 exp)



- He’s got the usual stuff, as well as some less common substances like Wave, Sight, and the ubiquitous Blood Honey. All on the house, of course. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD mentions that he’s got a friend who sweats Wave, and Julgoor asks if she’d be up for coming in and sweating for an hour or so. Might as well ask! (50 exp)
- POWERLAD obtains a bunch of Notcoke, snorts a cheeky line, and turns around to head out… before Capitan Romantico storms in! (50 exp)
- He tries to buy drugs, but unfortunately drugs are now the currency of New Moondin. No use in gold any more really. Without funds, he angrily storms out and tries to yell a bad Yelp review into the sky. (50 exp)
--- The Arboretum
- Sophia enters the Arboretum, a huge stone sphere that was originally the one created for Galaxy Johnson’s funeral way back when. The interior is packed with filter-plants, and she is soon discovered by the new Crystal Drakencult leader. (50 exp)
- Her name is Krystal Shattersby, and she is very mean. She insults Sophia and extorts a cookie from her before listening to what she has to say and calling for Stones. (50 exp)
- They chat about the plants and POWERLAD  for a bit before she starts to cry and he awkwardly shuffles off, leaving her alone in the Arboretum. (50 exp)
- Sophia wanders around a bit, then hides when the new Magman cult leader, Bernard Boris Quincy-Reynolds, looks around for her. (50 exp)
- She avoids him, thinking him creepy, and heads out into New Moondin’s main square. (50 exp)
--- POWERLAD smashes a Necromancer
- POWERLAD visits the Rebel Dead HQ in search of an undead to punch and smash, since killing something that lives but doesn’t breathe is Ninhursag’s thing. (50 exp)
- He’s a little bit coked up, and the lithe black-hooded secretary has had enough requests to “borrow” a skeleton in the past few months that she denies any drakencultist from smashing one and ruining the dwindling merchandise. (50 exp)
- She is, however, a fan… notcoked up as he us, POWERLAD makes a rash decision when she offers to let him smash something else… (50 exp)
- They enter a back room, and great thuds soon begin shaking the desk. A legless dictation-skeleton tumbles and shatters on the floor. That counts! (50 exp)
- A Turn or two later POWERLAD emerges from the staff only door, while the secretary stumbles over to her chair and sits back down. She tries to pat down her hair that’s standing up with static, and sparks flutter from her fingertips. She winks at POWERLAD and smiles lazily, biting her lip. (50 exp)

--- POWERLAD attains ultimate dragon power
- The party meet up again in the main square, and head into the drakencult’s huge stone arboretum. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD is there, meeting up with his Gogamogic drakencult! They are all huge muscly bodybuilder types! (50 exp)
- He meets up with drakencult leader, Garlock Beendigung, who is VERY LOUD! A crowd has gathered to see POWERLAD as he declares the new plan - New Moondin will be dropped here, the Dragon will be encased in Bone Armour, and they will take Ninhursag to the tentacle and destroy it forevermore! (50 exp)
- Also, if necessary, POWERLAD will become a dragon to clear the path. Good news, this is the plan of the other high priests! They're going to apotheosise and defend Ninhursag during its march. (50 exp)
- Garlock goes to Ninhursag's head to dream peace into it, calming it so it won't freak out when the bone dragon becomes its armour. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD heads out to the main square outside the arboretum, seeing the stone spheres beginning to get lashed to plants and webs ready to be dropped. He kneels down to pray. (50 exp)
- With a great surge of energy, Ninhursag grants POWERLAD the final level of power! Drakencult level 12 - Apotheosis Ultimate - the ability to become an Elemental Dragon at will! (50 exp)



--- Last March to Armageddon
- POWERLAD and the other High Priests of the Drakencult gather upon the broad scaly head of Ninhursag, wind whipping through POWERLAD’s golden hair. They see Garlock who meditates upon the great Earth Rune upon its forehead. (50 exp)



- Snels the Blind Prophet is with them, contemplating the dark future he’s foreseen. He is shirtless, revealing his body covered in gnarly crucifix tattoos. (50 exp)



- Before them, writhing tall and cancerous, is the Prime Tentacle. It is sick, gobbets of flesh falling from its flanks, imperfect regeneration surrounding it with flailing half-formed limbs. Fat maggots dribble from it like rain. (50 exp)
- In the sky close by, out of the Tentacle’s reach, Ereshkigal looms. It is surrounded by winged shapes, the purple-black gravity well above its open mouth forming a swirling stormcloud of stolen weather. (50 exp)



- Above, full and pale and nightmarishly close, the moon looms grotesquely above the planet. Descending to reunite with the planet after aeons of separation. (50 exp)
- Behind them, New Moondin drops from Ninhursag’s back by web and by vine and by crystalline wing, dangling from its flanks and dropping when the Dragon passes over the dead town of Underall. (50 exp)
- Underall is a perfect place to hide a last bastion of humanity. They find it an empty last bastion of survivalists, hidden in the hills. They are all dead now, taken by Locusts in the night, but their thick walls and ample supplies will see the citizens of New Moondin through the weeks and months to come. (50 exp)
- Ninhursag strides onwards, the bone dragon coming alongside. The priests keep the Apocalypse Dragon’s focus on the tentacle as the bones and skeleton-flesh of the bone dragon crawl over like armour. The bone dragon’s jaws are hinged open, cradling the head of Ninhursag like a snake. (50 exp)



- Cryus-RJ stands atop the bone dragon’s skull, holding the golden monstrance aloft. The Ossuary of All Bones is encased within the empty braincase - the head of Ninhursag is now the central headquarters for two armies. (50 ex)
- Swinging below Ninhursag’s neck is the vast hollow stone filled with omnipoison - the poison that can destroy Shub-Niggurath forever. The poison-researchers work to improve it even now. (50 exp)
- And far below on the surface of the Earth, speeding away unnoticed against the scale of the dragons merging above, Sophia and Capitano Romantico slip off in a Guber towards Fortress-City Fate. (50 exp)
- They speed over the dying land. As they get closer to the walking city they see fast shapes speeding towards them - a shining army in burnished armour, mounted on Gubers. (50 exp)
- The figures on board salute as they whoosh past towards the final battle, armed with guns and with runes and with lances, surging towards the End War to decide the fate of the world. (50 exp)



Total: 2900 exp

Misc:
- Coitus boners (50 exp)
- Classic Charles bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Fame bonus (50 exp)
- High as Fuck bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Noblebright bonus (50 exp)
- Politico bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Pacifism bonus (500 exp)
Total: 600 exp

Party Roles and Individual Exp:
- Remembrancer (Carter / Sepulchre - 100 exp)
- Caller (Kitty / POWERLAD - 100 exp)
- Mapper (Carter / Sepulchre - 100 exp)
- Treasurer (Kitty / POWERLAD - 100 exp) - Quartermaster (Kitty / POWERLAD - 100 exp)
- Guard (George / Oliver Snels - 100 exp) - Tracker (George / Oliver Snels - 100 exp)- Art Attack (Carter, Jorjj, Charles - 100 exp)
- Artapalooza (Charles - 100 exp)
- Attacco d’Arte (Jjj’j - 100 exp)
- JÜGBRINGYR bonus (Kitty, Charles - 500 exp ea.)
Active Businesses:
- Blood Honey Healing 4 U (Co-dependent businesses)
--- Honey Healing. Safe. 1095sp. (Bertha)
--- Blood Honey 4 U. Safe. 10515sp. (Sir Robyn)

Rumours:
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Death Toll and Injuries:
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Exp Totals:
- Kitty / High Priest POWERLAD!, Level 8 Muscle Wizard: 162048 (Level up at 288000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 12 (-60% exp) 
- George / Oliver Snels, Level 5 Barbarian: 28946 (Level up at 32000)
- Charles, ??? Romantica, Level 5 Barbarian: 17882 (Level up at 32000)
- Carter / Sophia, Level 2 Elf (Brackenfrau): 5417 (Level up at 6000)

Absent or Retired:
- Suzie / Dumbledorris, Level 6 Inheritor: 53712 (Level up at 72000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 2 (-10% exp) 
- Timothy / Galaxy RJ, Level 6 Martian Inheritor: 42488 (Level up at 72000)
- James / Abhor Global, Level 6 Extras: 25443 (Level up at 48000)
- (Styx's Disciples)
--- Dominique, Level 4 Necromancer: 9395 (Level up at 18000)
--- Ilda, Level 4 Fighter: 8466 (Level up at 16000)
--- Heriael, Level 3 Elf (Hauntling Glister): 6395 (Level up at 12000)
--- Zam, Level 2 Fighter: 2395 (Level up at 4000)
--- Hrundlfrust, Level 2 Specialist: 1895 (Level up at 3000)
--- Blixxer, Level 2 Specialist: 1895 (Level up at 3000)  
- Tim D / Mortlocke, Level 3 Necromancer: 5350 (Level up at 9000)
- Kitty / Bertha, Level 4 Necromancer: 10892 (Level up at 18000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 3 (-15% exp)   
- Kitty / Andromeda, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 23376 (Level up at 36000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 8 (-40% exp)
- Timothy / Sir Robyn, Level 6 Magic-User: 62159 (Level up at 72000)
- Ollie / Flaming Fury, Level 6 Dwarf: 49511 (Level up at 70400)

-- Devotee of Ereshkigal, Bond 4 (-20% exp)
- Charles / Galaxy Johnson, Level 6 Reincarnated Shadow-Elf: 53575 (Level up at 96000)
-- Devotee of Ereshkigal, Bond 3 (-15% exp)
- Jevgeni / Antez, Level 2 Necromancer: 3571 (Level up at 4500)
- Grecia / Glycon, Level 2 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 3571 (Level up at 6000)
- Ollie / Synthia, Level 5 Inheritor: 24881 (Level up at 36000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 3 (-15% exp)
- Henry / Witchfinder-Sergeant, Level 5 Cleric (Unorthodox): 14963 (Level up at 28000)
--- Erstwhile, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3105 (Level up at 4500)
- James / Ratimir, Level 6 Ratman: 33991 (Level up at 48000)
- Andy / Carrie Meleste, Level 6 Termaxian Cleric: 52811 (Level up at 56000)
--- 4 Henchmen Undeserving of Names, Level 0 Bootlickers
- Kyle / Gimlass the Brave, Level 2 Dwarf: 2257 (Level up at 4400)
- Ollie / Tremendo Picante, Level 2 Ratman: 2654 (Level up at 3000)
- James / Raaf van Held, Level 4 Fighter: 14838 (Level up at 16000)