Session 88 - Dial M for Magma

Literally half an hour before the session so on time. Yeeaaa.




Session 88 -  Dial M for Magma

Campaign Date:

Thursday, 19 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius

New Characters:- Nora of Pembrooktonshire, sister to Elleyn and similarly a bit of a social outcast. Got a job as town watchman as a result before getting caught up in her sister's hijinks.

Enemies Defeated:
- Several soldiers of Science (50 exp)
Total: 500 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A suit of Science-branded chainmail (100 exp)

Total: 100 exp

Exploration:
- Visited the gypsy caravan (20 exp)
- Basically just that.

Total: 20 exp

Events:
- Investigation of the murder begins. The innkeeper is questioned. Everyone knows the gypsies did it. Case closed. (50 exp)
- The Knight of Science is currently in town and has judged that the gypsies are clearly guilty and are to be burnt tomorrow evening. (50 exp)
- Oh and also, the new Bumblebee Bandit book is being printed and bound in this very town! (50 exp)
- Suspecting that there is more to this case than meets the eye, the party roll out to the gypsy camp to scope shit out. (50 exp)
- There they find most of the lightly guarded gypsies hanging around their wagons and split up to investigate. (50 exp)
- One group hits up the fortune teller wagon and talk to the old lady there with a mysteriously shit accent. She gives them fortunes and clues. (50 exp)
- Others hit up the main family group. Lulu gives one of the gypsy children a ride on her mostly alive dog. It is discovered that two gypsy children are being kept in jail to keep the gypsies compliant. (50 exp)

- The last group check out the smashed up gypsy wagon dragged off to the side, finding a bunch of stuff indicating the gypsies' demoniacal ways, including a bumblebee cloak. (50 exp)
- The girls flirt with a rather attractive young gypsy man. (50 exp)
- A scuffle breaks out following some unwise decision making, and the noise draws the Knight of Science and his retinue who were lunching at the inn. (50 exp)

- Lulu disappears with the gypsy children before the Knight can grab them and burn them. The family thank her. (50 exp)
- The Knight of Science arrives and demands the gypsies be handed over to him that he may throw them in jail. He obeys the law to the letter but is a real jerk about it. (50 exp)
- The Squire is motioned over to the group with the bumblebee cloak. He's thrilled and grabs it, tearing a bit off the cloak as a souvenir. (50 exp)
- Elleyn (I think?) offends the Knight by doubting his judgement of the gypsies and various disrespect. He judges that she must die. (50 exp)
- Charles goes to get a beer. (50 exp)
- Jain Doe lobs a rock with a combined Create Magma and Create Explosion rune on it at the Knight. (50 exp)
- Charles comes back with beer. (50 exp)
- The family wagon is on fire, the Knight of Science is pissed off, and the gypsies are running for their lives along with a few of the party. (50 exp)
- Some Soldiers of Science are slain in the kerfuffle. Party members not immediately culpable watch with interested confusion. (50 exp)
- Elleyne loots the corpse of a Soldier of Science in the confusion. Nobody saw the guy die so the amoeba eats the evidence. (50 exp)
Total: 1000 exp

Misc:
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Antogoniser bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Child Saviour bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Chase bonus (50 exp)
- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)
- Infamy bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)

- Badass Backstory Bonus (Elleyn, Nora - 100 exp ea. for linking backstories)Total:  550 exp + bonus
Rumours:

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None, despite best efforts

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 55362 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3529 (Level up at 6000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32832 (Level up at 64000)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 25049 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19114 (Level up at 32000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 6571 (Level up at 7000)
Tom / Elleyn, Level 2 Specialist (Assassin): 2056 (Level up at 3000)
James / Nora, Level 1 Specialist (Jack of All Trades): 390 (Level up at 1500)

Absent or Retired:
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 2543 (Level up at 3000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Session 87 - Multiple Tomicide

It's a late one this week because MY HOUSEMATES AND I BOUGHT A FLAT WOOOOOOOO

Anyway here's some pictures of Tom getting murdered over and over

And another artistic interpretation of just how fucked up eveything got last session

I love this group.

Session 87 -  Multiple Tomicide
Campaign Date:

Monday, 17 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius

New Characters:- Murdus, a Goblin and scion of the goddess of vengeance.
- Lucifer, a painter who turned to Necromancy after painting things too horrible to sell.
- Elleyn, a Pembrooktonshire local and social misfit who got good at keeping out of the way.

Enemies Defeated:
- Two Kelpies, one murdered and the other temporarily neutralised (500 exp)
Total: 500 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- None again... although you totally saw some shit in the kelpie nest

Total: 0 exp

Exploration:
- 12 miles of travel (40 exp)
- First party to visit Pembrooktonshire (100 exp)

Total: 540 exp

Events:
- Scared and confused by the kelpie attack, the party retreats to the front door to lick their wounds. Low on food and locked in until midnight, they scrape together a bed for one person from spare clothing. (50 exp)
- Several hours later and relatively refreshed, the group decide to go fuck up those kelpies now that they've got a couple of high hp people to tank. (50 exp)

- Descending the spiral stairs and giving the sphinx the riddle answer once more, the group emerge into the water chamber. (50 exp)
- Hoping to create a means of breathing underwater, Bohemund asks Jain Doe the Runemaster to craft him a Create Air glyph on the back of his loincloth, which he will hold over his mouth to get a constant supply of air. (50 exp)
- It is a good idea, and Jain dutifully draws it. Bohemund puts the loin cloth on, powers the glyph... and his head explodes into flame. A tragic case of rune dyslexia has meant that Jain drew Create Magma. (50 exp)
- Mysteriously, a goblin called Murdus shows up soon after. Funny that. He's also accompanied by the not-at-all-suspiciously-named Lucifer.  (50 exp)
- The kelpies emerge and, as before, attempt to charm the front rank. It works incredibly well, and the tanks dive in after the kelpies and begin sucking down water gleefully. (50 exp)
- Some on-the-fly underwater breathing mechanics later (5 rounds +/- Con mod until you start drowning) and the party gets ready to enact a rescue! (50 exp)
- While Zan begins to take off his armour, Jumurak ties a rope to a convenient empty sconce and tells his Amoeba demon to murder a kelpie, following the others as Jain and Stabbington follow their seducers into an underwater cave. (50 exp)
- The amoeba zooms past the others, closely followed by Jumurak's MUSCLE POWER swimming. Underwater combat is joined as the others catch up. (50 exp)
- Technically Stabbington and Jain get a save each time their respective kelpie is damaged, but they suck at rolling so it's no big deal. (50 exp)

- Muscle Magic is actually really quite effective, with Jumurak breaking out a magic-fuelled combo on a kelpie, nearly killing it. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile Stabbington's kelpie is in deadly combat with Jumurak's amoeba demon. The others take the opportunity to drag Stabbington away, Murdus manages to unhook Stabbington's self-assembling armour and the rest manage to hold Stabbington down on the surface. (50 exp)

- Jain finally breaks out of her mesmerisation and starts swimming for the surface, luckily Zan is finally out of his armour! He dives in and gives Jain an god-assisted underwater kiss of life and saves her! (50 exp)
- Jumurak decides that this combat could use a little more spice and punches a cheeky rift in spacetime into the kelpie he's fighting. A demon of roiling smoke emerges, incredibly pissed off at having been summoned underwater, and demands a sacrifice. (50 exp)
- On the surface, busy holding Stabbington down lest he try to drown himself again, noble Murdus is suddenly pulled screaming into the Void between Worlds. (50 exp)
- Lucifer gets the last shank in on one of the kelpies with a paint scraper and realises that he's drowning. He starts frantically swimming for the surface. (50 exp)
- Jumurak finds himself in the same situation, and so in a frantic last ditch attempt to save himself he Levitation-punches the remaining kelpie into the cave ceiling and wills his amoeba demon to save him. (50 exp)
- The amoeba wraps round him and Jumurak suckles on the vacuole for air as it zooms out into open air and spits him out. Thank goodness. (50 exp)
- With everyone safe but grievously half-drowned, the party stumble back to the main entrance. When midnight ticks around they collapse out of the magic door, only to find a local thief rooting through their cart. (50 exp)

- Conveniently he decides to join the party for a share in the fun and profit, and so the party heads to his hometown of Pembrooktonshire and the one inn that will take out-of-towners as guests. (50 exp)
- Apparently there's a Knight of Science and his entourage in town... and there's been a murder! Rooms are bought, especially baths, and the party rest up for the night. (50 exp)

Total: 1100 exp

Misc:
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Eat That bonus (50 exp)
- Genuinely Accidentally Killed my Friend guilt bonus (Jain - 100 exp)
- Genuinely Sorta-Accidentally Killed My Friend guilt bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)- Death's Witness bonus*2 (Surviving Witnesses - 200 exp ea.)
- Amusing Death bonus*2 (Tom / Elleyn - 1000 exp)
- An Hero bonus (Tom / Elleyn - 200 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Tom / Elleyn, Charles / Zan - 100 exp ea.)
- Snackbringer bonus (Jain - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus for the previous week (Jain, Stabbington - 100 exp ea.)
Total:  600exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- Someone's been murdered in Pembrooktonshire!

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Bohemund, Level 2 Barbarian, accidentally summoned a ball of magma into his mouth instead of air in a horrible rune dyslexia accident.
- Murdus, Level 1 Goblin, sucked into a portal by an angry demon in a horrible summoning accident.

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 55072 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3384 (Level up at 6000)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 24759 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 18824 (Level up at 32000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 6281 (Level up at 7000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 2543 (Level up at 3000)
Tom / Elleyn, Level 2 Specialist (Assassin): 1666 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Absent or Retired:
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32542 (Level up at 64000)
Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Session 86 - The Amoeba Made Me Do It!

Since I'm going to Disneyland this weekend and I actually sent this recap out ON TIME. Marvellous.
Now I've got to dash because my train leaves soonish. Ta-ra!

Also, me and my mates bought a flat! Housewarming's on the 14th of May and the place is East Dulwich, lemme know if you want to come and I don't have you on facebook already.

Session 86 - The Amoeba Made Me Do It!

Campaign Date:

Sunday, 16 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Sagittarius

Enemies Defeated:
- Wow actually... none!
Total: 0 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- Also none? Good thing you've entered a new dungeon.

Total: 0 exp

Exploration:
- 12 miles of travel (40 exp)
- First party to enter Mt White Plume (500 exp)

Total: 540 exp

Events:
- With the patrons in the pub fleeing and several sorcerous murders in front of witnesses on their hands, the guys from last week try to work out what to do next. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, other party members mysteriously staying at the same inn come downstairs to find their fellows have made a mess of things. Those who weren't witnessed as accomplices head out the back window. (50 exp)
- Outside, a crowd has gathered at a "safe" distance due to all the shouting and horror and stuff. The murderers stand out the front in plain view as people watch to see what happens next. (50 exp)
- A couple of guards turn up as Bohemund climbs onto the roof of the pub and tries to undermine Stabbington's attempts at an excuse. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, the others are busy going to the gate and picking up their horse and cart, figuring they should be able to swing by and bundle the crew into the back then escape. (50 exp)
- Bohemund bounds off across the rooftops, heading in the presumed direction of the gate. He gets lost, asks a hobo for directions, and the hobo's actually telling the truth! (50 exp)

- Zan and co, reaching the gate, find that there's a group of guards closing it for the night. A barrel of gin is all the bribe it takes to make the guards delay doing their jobs. (50 exp)
- Stabbington pulls out a clutch lie, saying that the amoeba demon is holding them hostage and making them do horrible stuff. Now it wants them to take it out of town! That's fine by everyone, honestly. (50 exp)
- With the amoeba demon safely hidden in the cart, the group is finally able to get out of town. The gate is shut firmly behind. (50 exp)
- Remembering the glowing doorway into Mt White Plume, the newly reformed party heads on over. As before, at midnight, the door opens and our heroes enter. (50 exp)
- The floor is covered in knee-high scummy water, and Jain's attempts at freezing it result in more of an icy slurry than anything. (50 exp)
- A statue of a sphinx sits on a plinth in the middle of a room. It asks a riddle and Jumurak answers. He is correct. Nobody realises because nothing bad happens when the party move on past. (50 exp)
- The path splits in three, and while following a fork in the path Jain suddenly falls into a pit hidden beneath the surface. It's not so bad since it's full of water and she's pulled out quite easily. (50 exp)
- Further on, the walls are covered in copper sheeting. Attempts to cross through result in armour heating up to damaging levels the further along the tunnel one is. (50 exp)
- Attempts such as floating across on a shield are attempted and fail, leading to the group giving up on that particular branch. (50 exp)
- Another path is taken into a larger room filled with water. Unfortunately the room also contains a couple of kelp-legged ladies who charm people into the water where they begin happily sucking down water. (50 exp)
- Various grapples and magic saves ensue, with the end result of the party running away to the front door to fortify and hopefully soon escape. WILL THEY SURVIVE!? (50 exp)

Total: 850 exp

Misc:
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)
- Infamy Increase bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)
- Riddlemaster bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Pacifism bonus (500 exp)
- Inspiring Speech bonus (Stabbington - 100 exp)Total: 850 exp + bonus

Rumours:
- Nobody tells you rumours when you're hangin' wit de amoeboids.

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None today!

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Exp Totals:

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 54350 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3173 (Level up at 6000)Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 23837 (Level up at 35200)

Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 18102 (Level up at 32000)
*DING!* +1d4 HP! +1 lvl 1 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day! +free spell!

Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 5559 (Level up at 7000)
Tom / Bohemund of the Gorga Tribe, Level 2 Barbarian: 3656 (Level up at 4000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 1923 (Level up at 3000)

Absent or Retired:

Matteo / Matteo's next character, level 1 ???: 367 (Level up at ???)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32542 (Level up at 64000)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Session 85 - Birdmen and Bar Fights

Welcome Matteo who sort of showed up at the end for the bar fight. Hurrah!
Lots of things happened this session which was Good but also will be Interesting next session since, you know, Fraser summoned a demon in front of many witnesses in one of the biggest towns in the region.
GLHF

Session 85 - Birdmen and Bar Fights

Campaign Date:

Sunday, 16 December, 1549
Moon Phase: Third Quarter
Zodiac: Ophiuchus

Enemies Defeated:
- A seaweed demon, wrapped around a tree (75 exp)
- Fled several stranged winged people
- A wolf pack, one skinned before the others fled (275 exp)
- 2 fops, a bartender, and a chef (20 exp)
Total: 370 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- The poorly skinned hide of the alpha wolf
- A fair bit of gold taken from two of the fops, you don't gain exp for things looted from non-adventurous locations though unfortunately.

Total: 0 exp

Exploration:
- 30 miles of travel (100 exp)

- First party to ascend (albeit partially) Mt White Plume (100 exp)
- 3 random encounters (60 exp)
Total: 260 exp

Events:
- With many of their fellows mysteriously vanished, the small group of Bohemund, Jumurak and the recently psychologically repaired Stabbington camp in the mouth of the cave (50 exp)
- Unable to work out their location, the team of poorly equipped wilderness explorers decide to just sort of head in a direction until they find a landmark (50 exp)
- Nonexistent survival skills and Stabbington's added strain from supporting his brain-glyph mean it's slow going, but on the evening of the second day strange giggling is heard (50 exp)
- It's some weird winged dude in a high-up cave. Others of his kind flit around in the dusk and spook people. (50 exp)
- Conversation is joined and the guy's completely nuts. Sneaking up to him fails, someone offends him, and suddenly the dude's spitting harmful owl pellets. (50 exp)
- The rest of the winged guy's crew swoops in to attack, spitting magic and laughing. The party leg it as best they can. (50 exp)
- Jumurak leaps into the water to escape, unfortunately one of the fliers spits a seaweed monster into the water forcing him to split up from the rest (50 exp)
- Meanwhile the others sprint for the trees in the hopes that they'll lose the winged dudes in there. Due to some awful pursuit rolls... it totally works! (50 exp)
- Jumurak (or... was it Bohemund?... I'm second guessing myself) attaches a crowbar to a rope to use as a grappling hook, throwing it into the seaweed demon chasing him and slamming it into a tree. (50 exp)
- He runs as the seaweed tries to untangle itself, and the group happen to meet up at a steep cliff with goats on it. (50 exp)
- It's climb time for Bohemund because lack of rations is becoming a big issue. He climbs up the cliff and... gets butted in the face by a goat. He falls down and embarrasses himself. (50 exp)
- They walk for another good while until, hurrah! They spot a landmark - Mt White Plume - and head towards it. (50 exp)
- They camp out near the base of the mountain. During the midnight watch a glowing doorway is seen some way up the slope. (50 exp)
- In the morning it's decided to climb the mountain to get a vantage point and get some bearings. There's rough stairs in some places so it's not that hard a climb. (50 exp)
- A wolf is seen near an overhang with a view towards civilisation. Hurrah! Bohemund is very clever and goes to make a friend, failing his Bushcraft and getting savaged by the wolf for his trouble. (50 exp)
- "Oh yea they're pack animals" says Stabbington and, moments later, notices movement all around the place. (50 exp)
- Bohemund gives up his overtures of friendship and hulks out, tearing the wolf's skin from its body in one brutal crit. (50 exp)
- That's more than enough for the rest of the wolves and they get out of there. Bohemund is restrained before he hurts his friends. (50 exp)
- From this vantage the party's course can be easily plotted, so they set off and soon join a little-trodden path leading in the right direction. (50 exp)
- At one point some fir trees start swaying seductively, which is weird. Bohemund's inadequate loin cloth barely conceals his feelings on the matter. (50 exp)
- Finally, Gush is reached. It's near the end of the day and the town guards are reluctant to let such smelly weirdoes into their city, especially since one is wearing a wolf pelt that's still dripping. (50 exp)
- Some bad persuasion later and the party is admitted, with a bystander named Werner forced to lead them to the nearest inn with a bath. (50 exp)
- The Cup & Bone is entered and some rooms (and more importantly, baths) purchased. Most notable thing about the pub - some posh nobs in the corner are playing at Basilisk Fights with their prized miniature basilisks. (50 exp)
- Some time later, the newly bathed characters are deciding what to do. Stabbington tries to get in on the basilisk betting and does a passable impression of fitting in. (50 exp)
- Bohemund causes a ruckus when he steals someone's money in front of their very eyes. The toffs run outside to call the guards and things start going horribly wrong. (50 exp)
- Chefs emerge from the kitchen with knives and the bartender brings out a crossbow (50 exp)
- Bohemund dives over the counter and goes into a rage, smashing the crossbow into the bartender's face over and over until things start to squelch. (50 exp)
- Jumurak grabs two of the toffs by the heads as they escape and bashes them into each other until they're knocked out. (50 exp)
- The rest of the patrons are enjoying this jolly good bar fight, one of them whips out a flute and starts playing a jolly jig. (50 exp)
- One of the chefs jumps the counter to try and help his coworker, finding the stakes have climbed murderously high. (50 exp)
- Jumurak has a capital idea and does some sort of ULTIMATE SUMMON PUNCHU, ripping the throats from the toffs AND jumping past the chef to murderate him AND punching all that energy into another guy across the counter whose dying life energy emerges from his mouth as a horrible Amoeba Demon. (50 exp)
- The sacrifice was enough, leading to Jumurak commanding it to "protect me as though you were protecting yourself, and to bring down your wrath on those I direct you to". (50 exp)
- The flute music takes on a sinister tone and shit gets cliffhangery. (50 exp) 

Total: 1650 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Smelly bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Mountaineer bonus (50 exp)
- PETA bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Tom - 100 exp)
Total: 650 exp + bonus

Rumours:
- Too smelly to get them ha ha

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None today! Barely.

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Exp Totals:

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 54005 (Level up at 64000)
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 3000 (Level up at 6000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 Skill Points!

Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 17657 (Level up at 18000)

Tom / Bohemund of the Gorga Tribe, Level 2 Barbarian: 3311 (Level up at 4000)
Matteo / Matteo's next character, level 1 ???: 367 (Level up at ???)

Absent or Retired:

Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 32542 (Level up at 64000)

Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 23492 (Level up at 35200)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 2 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 1578 (Level up at 3000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 3 Cleric: 5214 (Level up at 7000)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human