Session 275 - Is this a JoJo Reference?
New Backstory:
- Jeremy Wizard got one last shoutout from his favourite e-girl in the Styxtrix before getting booted forever. When you first kiss a willing person, gain +1 HP/level for the rest of the session.
- Jeremy Wizard got one last shoutout from his favourite e-girl in the Styxtrix before getting booted forever. When you first kiss a willing person, gain +1 HP/level for the rest of the session.
Treasure:
- A big red glowing gem (12000 exp)
Total: 12000 exp
Total: 12000 exp
Foes:
- Some Iounians (400 exp)
- The Pillarmen (750 exp)
- The Worm Heart (750 exp)
Total: 1900 exp
- Some Iounians (400 exp)
- The Pillarmen (750 exp)
- The Worm Heart (750 exp)
Total: 1900 exp
Events:
--- Monkey Beers
- Resting up at Shrub-Nigeria’s shack, the party decide that they’ll need some proper gifts for the bogan space monkeys when they go back to the worm dungeon. Conveniently there’s a dodgy off-license in Shrub’s house! They buy a bunch of punny beers - Spacial Brew, Stellar Artois, Fostars, all that good stuff!
- They head back to the worm cave, buy off the grateful monkeys with their cheap space-piss, and go inside!
--- Broken Rules
- The yoga Iounians are still in the entrance! They again offer to wrestle someone for the right to enter the worm… but after a blistering metapod-esque parry-off Red decides to cheat! Using the “power of friendship” as a weapon, she sics Ratman’s clangers on him and laughs as they chew out his guts! It’s brutal!
- The other Iounians come in to assist their fallen brother, and there is nearly deadly combat until Scarlet Eclipse manages to defuse the situation! The weeping Iounians wave the party in.
- Scarlet Eclipse wants to defeat the “Pillar Men” while Red wants to see the worm’s anus for some reason. They take a quick trip to the butt and Red dies a streak into her hair with the worm’s purple arse-blood.
--- Karragoth’s Soul
- They pass through Karragoth’s room, having a quick chat with him. He’s a bit miffed that the party killed his shadows - those are part of his soul! He also asks the party not to break his actual soul, which is a glowing red gem in the room of the pillar men.
- After a bit of chat and a brief detour through a private Dwarf chapel, the party roll out to the pillar men room. Unfortunately they’ve got to go through that orange mist again, but luckily everyone but Jeremy Wizard gets a Constitution buff!
- They enter and a voice booms out WHO DISTURBS THE HEART OF THE WORM CAVE. Combat is joined when one of the pillar-men nearly hits Jeremy Wizard with a sneak attack to the balls! The glowing red gem of the Worm Heart unwraps many glowing limbs and begins shooting eye-beams at people!
- Everything devolves into one big Jojo reference. Highlights include Scarlet Eclipse yelling “MUDAMUDAMUDA” as he wailed on a statue, Red knocking the Worm Heart down with a gambit, Jeremy Wizard spamming Magic Missile via blood magic until a Chaos Burst covers the room in crystal flowers, and Ratman smashing the piss out of things with his electric hammer.
- The final blow to the Worm Heart is - what else? A hamon-infused punch to the core from Scarlet Eclipse!
--- Change Your Heart
- They grab the gem and leave via Karragoth’s room. Stealing his heart has caused him to undergo some sort of mental change - he can now only speak the truth! He no longer has the imagination to make up bullshit prophecies! The monks are going to be pissed.
- They roll on home after some light exposition. A successful trip!
- Resting up at Shrub-Nigeria’s shack, the party decide that they’ll need some proper gifts for the bogan space monkeys when they go back to the worm dungeon. Conveniently there’s a dodgy off-license in Shrub’s house! They buy a bunch of punny beers - Spacial Brew, Stellar Artois, Fostars, all that good stuff!
- They head back to the worm cave, buy off the grateful monkeys with their cheap space-piss, and go inside!
--- Broken Rules
- The yoga Iounians are still in the entrance! They again offer to wrestle someone for the right to enter the worm… but after a blistering metapod-esque parry-off Red decides to cheat! Using the “power of friendship” as a weapon, she sics Ratman’s clangers on him and laughs as they chew out his guts! It’s brutal!
- The other Iounians come in to assist their fallen brother, and there is nearly deadly combat until Scarlet Eclipse manages to defuse the situation! The weeping Iounians wave the party in.
- Scarlet Eclipse wants to defeat the “Pillar Men” while Red wants to see the worm’s anus for some reason. They take a quick trip to the butt and Red dies a streak into her hair with the worm’s purple arse-blood.
--- Karragoth’s Soul
- They pass through Karragoth’s room, having a quick chat with him. He’s a bit miffed that the party killed his shadows - those are part of his soul! He also asks the party not to break his actual soul, which is a glowing red gem in the room of the pillar men.
- After a bit of chat and a brief detour through a private Dwarf chapel, the party roll out to the pillar men room. Unfortunately they’ve got to go through that orange mist again, but luckily everyone but Jeremy Wizard gets a Constitution buff!
- They enter and a voice booms out WHO DISTURBS THE HEART OF THE WORM CAVE. Combat is joined when one of the pillar-men nearly hits Jeremy Wizard with a sneak attack to the balls! The glowing red gem of the Worm Heart unwraps many glowing limbs and begins shooting eye-beams at people!
- Everything devolves into one big Jojo reference. Highlights include Scarlet Eclipse yelling “MUDAMUDAMUDA” as he wailed on a statue, Red knocking the Worm Heart down with a gambit, Jeremy Wizard spamming Magic Missile via blood magic until a Chaos Burst covers the room in crystal flowers, and Ratman smashing the piss out of things with his electric hammer.
- The final blow to the Worm Heart is - what else? A hamon-infused punch to the core from Scarlet Eclipse!
--- Change Your Heart
- They grab the gem and leave via Karragoth’s room. Stealing his heart has caused him to undergo some sort of mental change - he can now only speak the truth! He no longer has the imagination to make up bullshit prophecies! The monks are going to be pissed.
- They roll on home after some light exposition. A successful trip!
Total: 5000 exp
Exp Totals:
- Tim / Red, Level 7 Duellist Fighter: 125745 (Level up at 128000)
- Izzy / Ratman, Level 8 Ratman: 105245 (Level up at 192000)
- Charles / Jeremy Wizard, Level 7 Magic-User: 76094 (Level up at 144000)
- Ollie / Beepbox Strawberry Stars de Moor, Level 7 Cleric of the New Eden: 58711 (Level up at 112000)
Level Up: +1d6 HP! +1d6 Healing Pool! +1 Faith! +Backstory!
Level Up: +1d6 HP! +1d6 Healing Pool! +1 Faith! +Backstory!
- George / Scarlet Eclipse, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 32162 (Level up at 36000)
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