Sunday, 9 October 2016

Session 108 - Liberation Penetration



Finally! The body dungeon is escaped!
First entered in session 94, it's taken FOURTEEN sessions to finally get out.
You've been stuck in there for like four real months and at least a month in game. Crazy stuff!

For a breakdown of loot shared between party members, check out the Inventory pdf that Tom put together. Long story short, loot for all!

Anyway, good session, crazy stuff happened.
See you next week!


Session 108 - Liberation Penetration

Campaign Date:
Saturday, 21 February, 1550
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zodiac: Aquarius

Enemies Defeated:
- The Progenitor, mind swapped into Eleyn's body and killed by its own minions (500 exp)
- 6 tentacular progenitor minions (300 exp)
- Group of 8 grey goblins, befriended (80 exp)
- Group of 2 sausage goblins, befriended (100 exp)
- 2 gribbly-faced insectoids, hyperpunched (100 exp)
Total: 1080 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 4 translucent gas rocks, now mostly boiled away
- 107 gold in goblinskin "bag" (5350 exp)
- Rusty low quality field plate
- Silver scroll case (500 exp)
- Scroll #313
- Scroll #269
- Scroll #567
- Large ornate gold crown with inlaid gems soaking in jar of piss (22500 exp)
- Copper pendant set with 5 glowing rubies
Total: 28350 exp

Exploration:
- Explored 6 heretofore unexplored areas (120 exp)
- 1 wandering monster rolled (50 exp)
- 1 alternate entrance found on level 3 (300 exp)
- First party to enter the Control Chamber (400 exp)
- Escaped the Slaughtergrid! (500 exp)
Total: 1370 exp
New Backstory:- Lulu was involved in the annual Mammoth Run as a child, managing to swing up on top of a mammoth and ride it! Unfortunately, despite her bravery, she fell off and was trampled. Luckily she survived. (Count falls as 10' lower)
- Stabbington, leaving Fate to follow the party, ran across a fallen meteorite... it spoke inside his mind with great clickbait business tips. Reciting these tips can have unpredictable effects! (Once per session, cast a random spell)
- Jain was informed of the death of her brothers and feigned despair, even though it was her machinations that led to their deaths. (When a fellow PC dies, become immune to death for one round per level of the dead. You take damage and death crits as normal, but they don't affect you until this effect wears off)
Events:
- With a full TEN PEOPLE, the group split into two teams. On the one side, the Olisbos Appreciation Person (OAP), on the other, the Super Team Dungeon (STD). Arbitrary group division leads to sudden rivalry (!?) (50 exp)

Team OAP- New recruit sausage goblin leads group to third level. The heartbuster pillar is passed without incident. (50 exp)
- A ziggurat rising above a sea of partially digested chyme is spotted! Eleyn takes to the ceiling while others start wading through the gunk. (50 exp)
- Atop the ziggurat, a demon! A fucking horrible demon! 5 ovoid vaginal mouths standing upon purple veiny breasts, many arms tipped with actual dick fingers. The worst. I remind everyone that I did not write this adventure. (50 exp)
- The demon speaks! Echoing speech from many mouths. Accent unplaceable, high pitched, keeps shifting. OAP engage in conversation, assume xum gender.
- Xo promises salvation in exchange for finding a source of fuel for the war machine. A Bowel Oath would be required which seems to involve digestive system inversion if broken. (50 exp)
- The sausage goblin nopes the fuck out. (50 exp)
- Luu makes an owl call and Eleyn goes full Assassin's Creed, drops from ceiling, grapples on top of the demon. (50 exp)
- Lulu chucks the Skull Switcher at Eleyn, hits well! It flies at Eleyn, she thrusts her arm out... fits like a glove. (50 exp)
- Lulu yells out orders, Eleyn sees the weak point, thrusts in with the skull switcher! (50 exp)
- ELEYN IS THE DEMON! Eleyn's body, inhabited by xryx consciousness, flails around confused. (50 exp)
- Lulu flick-ropes to the ceiling, flies towards monster, attacks! Fails! Keeps going! Plummets into chyme! (50 exp)
- Tentacular flippy things emerge from the chyme to protect their master, floppily attack people! (50 exp
- Powerman is attacked! He has player character resilience now because I love him almost as much as Sophia does. Blood is everywhere, he passes out. (50 exp)
- Stabbington stabs the shit out of the flippy tentacle thing! Runs after his fleeing employee. (50 exp)
- Zan uses the power of Hyper Jesus to heal Powerman. Phew! (50 exp)
- Eleyn's possessed body mindswaps back, Sophia hits it with a ghost beam! (50 exp)
- Others are climbing closer to the top. Eleyn mindswaps again, orders the tentacle creatures away, begins chomping down on her possessed body a la Jaws. (50 exp)
- Return switch! The demon orders all its minions to attack Eleyn! (50 exp)
- Eleyn swaps back... just in time. Sees tentacle minons destroy the shit out of her body. No, Eleyn. You are the demons. (50 exp)
- Eleyn, in the demon's body, orders the flippy minions to open the door. They do! But unfortunately they don't last long outside of the chyme. (50 exp)
- Team STD show up and most of the rejoined party run out into the sweet open air, covered in blood and chyme and shit, tears streaming from eyes that haven't seen sunlight for a very long time. (50 exp)

Team STD
Jumurak persuades his half of the group to help him finish the map of the second level. (50 exp)
- They go down to the second level, climb a barricade, then investigated the mysterious hissing noise. (50 exp)
- A fire beam is shot into the room, and there's a huge explosion! The wall crumbles, releasing a few colourless sizzling rocks which slowly boil away as they release explosive gas. (50 exp)
- Further exploration finds a group of grey void-eyed goblins weeping and lamenting the death of their dad and their mistress. They don't bother the party. (50 exp)
- Sausage goblins in the next area wave to the party, say hello. They're friendly enough. Exploring a nearby annex reveals a silver scrollcase containing scrolls, battered and rusty armour. (50 exp)
- Suddenly mysteriously feeling worried for POWERMAN's safety, Jumurak goes up to the first level to try to dig out some of POWERMAN's bones so they can be soul anchored. (50 exp)
- The rest continue exploring, heading towards where Eleyn destroyed that sausage hobgoblin last session and finding all the skinned goblins. (50 exp)
- A goblin in a giant flatworm loincloth is inside a room filled with smoke. Jain manages to trick him into thinking she's Kaiva "Harpy Bitch" Greynail reborn. (50 exp)
- Jain finds a copper necklace embedded with gems and puts it on. It makes her think about how great it would be to scoop out guts and eat them. Also of note - a very valuable looking crown immersed in a pot of urine. (50 exp)
- Jumurak, upstairs, continues to search for POWERMAN bones. A couple of scavenging bug things attack but are hopelessly outmatched by Jumurak's magic missile punch. He grabs three likely skulls from the bone pile. (50 exp)
- The team rejoins and heads down to the third level to find the door is open and freedom is within their grasp! Thank the gods! (50 exp)
- Gorund and Rat LeBlanc instead solve the ziggurat puzzle. The ziggurat dips into the chyme, opening to reveal a long tube! Gravity is strange in the pit, and they fall slowly down it to reach a control room! (50 exp)
- Five child-sized seats are on the ceiling facing a smooth hemispherical wall. When activated, the front wall activates and a strange "no fuel" symbol flashes. They climb out and out, finally, into the sunlight. (50 exp)
Total: 1800 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Annihalator bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Mind Control to Major Tom bonus (50 exp)
- Monster Infighting bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Puzzlemaster bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Backstory - 100 exp ea.)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Party Treasurer bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Maximum Treasurer bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Pretty much everyone - 100 exp ea.)
- Homebringer bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (Cranky Jim - 500 exp)
Total: 1000 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here. BUT SOON!

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Nearly POWERMAN, but thankfully he survived!

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 7 Fighter: 66069 (Level up at 128000)*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +Saves!
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 47733 (Level up at 72000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 46530 (Level up at 64000)Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 40141 (Level up at 70400)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric (Termaxian): 35689 (Level up at 56000)
Tom / Eleyn, 5HD genitalia demon with mind of an insane mutant gypsy
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 5 Dwarf: 24409 (Level up at 35200)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 5 Necromancer: 23660 (Level up at 36000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeleton

James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 21568 (Level up at 24000)
Henry / Gorund, Level 2 Specialist: 2250 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 skill points!
(Tom's next character) / Seraph Dawnstride, Level 2 Cleric (Nonanist): 2625 (Level up at 3500)*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 1 spell/day!
Absent or Retired:
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)

Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Sunday, 2 October 2016

Session 107 - Ding-Dong!

The witch is dead! And nobody died! It's a miracle!

Important Note
Once again, the Mad Hatter has been STOLEN from us by a ninja group of non-dnd room bookers.
After an unsuccessful attempt to book a room elsewhere, Andy has rescued us for a second time from the hellish fate of having to skip DnD next week. Get in contact if you want to come to his place, since he'll need to know numbers.



Inline images 1
Guido searches for treasure, by Charles

Inline images 2
332, by Tom


Lose Youself (feat. Zan)

Yo
His claws are sweaty,
Knees weak, Ovipositor heavy,
Theres pus on his sweater already,
Goblin spaghetti,
he's nervous, But stabbington is calm and ready
To drop jobs
He opens his mouth, job offer comes out ...
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime!
Lose yourself in the tomb busters,
Clean the sewers, you own it
You better never mess it up
You only get one shot,
do not miss your chance to JOIN ....
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime !




Session 107 - Ding-Dong!
Campaign Date:
Thursday, 19 February, 1550
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Zodiac: Aquarius

New Characters:- Gorund, a Specialist and former fruit farmer.

Enemies Defeated:
- 4 huge sausage-mouth goblins, killed or surrendered (200 exp)
- 15 black-eyed goblins, killed or surrendered (375 exp)
- Huge sausage-mouth Hobgoblin, 336 damage (100 exp)
- The Harpy Bitch, blasted into pus and dissolved (100 exp)
Total: 775 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 71 gp in small cauldron of slime putty (3550 exp)
- A shielding necklace adorned with ten gems, three still glow.
- 5000 sp in piles, stuffed into santa sack with anti-grav runes (5000 exp)
- 12" black opal olisbos (1200 sp)
Total: 9750 exp

Exploration:
- Explored 4 heretofore unexplored areas (80 exp)
- 2 wandering monsters rolled (100 exp)
Total: 180 exp
New Backstory:- Tomb Busters was caught in a tax collector dawn raid! Oh shit! Luckily Stabbington's shady contacts tipped him off just in time and he managed to shred the most damning documents. (+2 to Search in pitch blackness)
- Lulu gave her lover Tiberius one last kiss before he left forever. As we all know, when she followed him south she reached him just in time to see him fall into the darkness beneath the earth. (When you kiss a willing person for the first time, gain +1HP/HD for the rest of the session)
Events:
- We zoom into the dramatic battle! Lulu barges in on the secret door side while Stabbington and new guy Gorund turn up on the opposite side the pus water! (50 exp)
- Lulu magic-ropes her way onto the scaffolding as various weapons are brought to bear on the harpy. Gorund wings her with a sling stone while Rat LeBlanc fires crossbow bolts from above, but the attacks seem strangely turned aside. (50 exp)
- The Harpy exhorts her followers to attack the interlopers, causing one of them to kick Gorund into the pus! Oh no! The other charges at Zan. (50 exp)
- The mirror image spell ends and Lulu takes the opportunity to swing across the room and pin her wings! Simultaneously, Stabbington stabs his sword into the stomach of the Harpy! (50 exp)
- Unfortunately the Harpy's writhings are too much for Lulu and knocks her into the pus water. Lulu plunges, spins, and manages to push off the pus blob that's trying to get her! She leaps into the air and goes to grab the Harpy again when... (50 exp)
- The Harpy is replaced by a sudden torrent of goblin ghosts! Sophia's ectenic blast punches in from above and slams the harpy down into the pus water! (50 exp)
- Lulu follows the body down, plunging into the water and diving through grasping fronds of white goop. She finds the already partially digested body and rips the witch's necklace from around her throat. She gracefully emerges from the water upon a column of ooze like the Birth of Aphrodite. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, one of the sausage-goblins is splatted and the other attempts to surrender. Gorund, spitting up gross water and white slime, coughs and splutters as Zan calmly heals himself right next to him. (50 exp)
- Stabbington accepts Krong the Sausage Goblin's surrender in exchange for fealty to Tomb Busters. Zan lays down some sick rhymes - Lose Yourself (feat. Zan) - and the goblin accepts. (50 exp)
- While this is going on, Cranky Jim climbs the scaffolding towards the unexplored shore and sees the floor down there writhing, and Rat LeBlanc explores and finds a pot of gold coins suspended in slimy fart putty. (50 exp)
- Avoiding the floor, Eleyn spidercrawls along the ceiling and, seeing a square altar, lands on it. Luckily she avoids landing on the object that is on the altar... (50 exp)
- There's a bit of give when she lands too, and paralysing gas covers the nearby area. Oh no! That's fine though, after a few minutes everyone else has entered the chamber and the gas disperses. She's fine. (50 exp)
- Turns out the writhing floor is a carpet of slimy flatworms and rough coral stuff that you'll twist your ankle on if you're not careful. Luckily the witch is dead, so no big. (50 exp)
- The object on the altar is a large polished opal olisbos, slightly slick with clear fluids. (50 exp)
- "Haha how long is it?" (50 exp)
- "Errrr roll 2d6 for inches." (50 exp)
-  12. It's 12 inches long. Eleyn grabs it and insists on continuing to call it an Olisbos. (50 exp)
- Also there's a heap of silver coins scattered around. With anti-grav runes drawn on the santa sack, they're all scooped up. (50 exp)
- Also in the room, a collapsed section of wall. Green fluid that smells like apple flavoured sweets drips from cracks. Marilyn Monrat, one of Rat LeBlanc's few remaining minions, is fed a bit. She takes on an appearance like blown glass. (50 exp)
- Gorund and Eleyn drink some too and become glass people. Sick! Others collect some, but decide to see what's going to happen to these guys first. (50 exp)
- Guido is sent to trawl the pus water for treasure. He remains there for the rest of the session but is unsuccessful. (50 exp)
- The main party head to the mushroom house to deposit their treasure, while Eleyn and Gorund use their glass stealth to explore. (50 exp)
- Main Party find a room of night-eyed goblins getting ready for a raid! They're friendly enough, but when one of them insists on looking inside santa's sack Lulu breaks his fucking arm. (50 exp)
- The Glass Party stumble across a sausage goblin and a night-eye goblin attempting some sort of strange sexual manoeuvre. After interrupting and sneaking around and pretending to be god and stuff, they leave them to it. (50 exp)
- The Main Party slaughter every last one of the little goblins and go on their merry way. ;_; (50 exp)
- Glass Party find a room where a huge goblin with an extra long ovipositor tongue is talking to a bunch of other goblins. Clearly this is the Hobgoblin. Eleyn stealth-climbs over the guy, grabs Stabby the Dagger, and drops. (50 exp)
- Eleyn rolls the 1d30 for damage. Sneak attack is x6 and it turns out Stabby doubles that again. 336 damage in one hit. Holy shiiiiiit! (50 exp)
- The other goblins are suddenly covered in goblin sap and viscera, the glassy Eleyn suddenly outlined as a horrible monster covered in greeny grey goop. They run in fear. (50 exp)
Total: 1400 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Annihalator bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Operator as Fuck bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)- OHKO'd the ovipositor daddy (100 exp)
- Overkilled the ovipositor daddy (100 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Zan, Eleyn - 100 exp ea.)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Stabbington, Lulu - 100 exp ea.)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Sophia, Rat LeBlanc, Jumurak - 100 exp ea.)
- Sick Rhymez bonus (Zan - 100 exp)
Total: 900 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here.

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None! Wow!

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 62509 (Level up at 64000)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 44173 (Level up at 72000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 42970 (Level up at 64000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric: 32229 (Level up at 56000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 23858 (Level up at 24000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 5 Necromancer: 20200 (Level up at 36000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeleton
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 5 Dwarf: 19949 (Level up at 35200)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 18108 (Level up at 24000)
Henry / Gorund, Level 1 Specialist: 1440 (Level up at 1500)
Absent or Retired:
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 36581 (Level up at 70400)
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)

Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)

Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Monday, 26 September 2016

Session 106 - Get Witch or Die Tryin'

Witch battle! Spells everywhere! People falling into pus! What a world.
Cliffhanger ending leaves the party in a precarious position, what with several people falling into the pus-and-goblin soup that is the pus water these days.

See you all next time!


Session 106 - Get Witch or Die Tryin'

Campaign Date:
Sunday, 14 February, 1550
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Capricorn

Enemies Defeated:
- 13 grey-skinned goblins, tumbled from scaffolding by various means (325 exp)
- A purple blob, easily despatched on the fly (100 exp)
Total: 425 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- None!
Total: 0 exp

Exploration:

- Discovered the ceiling scaffolding in the witch cave (50 exp)
Total: 50 exp
New Backstory:- Cranky Jim did some regrettable things in order to leave the mines, but if he could go back, he'd do it all again. (Re-take an action and reroll any associated rolls once per session)
- Sophia tried to resurrect her family, egged on by her Necromancer mentor. It went horribly wrong and they fled. (+1 Dex)
- Stabbington charmed his way into dodgy deals, his fine clothing drawing the eyes of all who saw him. (+1 to reaction rolls when you're wearing clean, stylish clothing)
- Jain Doe suspects her brothers caused the forge explosion to ruin her business and life. In fact, they've been behind every bad thing that happened to her. Every one! She was set up! (half damage from traps set off by others)
- Zan, baking under the hot sun as punishment for his religious crimes, got sick of it, untied himself, and just walked off to a life of adventure. (If you take a cowardly option that likely harms others, gain +1 to your next roll)
Events:
- Something I forgot last time - the virgin sword got stabbed into the diseased ovum and sucked all its life force out. The virgin sword is super full and has a hard lump of fleshy remains stuck around the middle. (50 exp)
- The gang peer down the hole from the ovum room. Eleyn crawls down like a horrible spider, of course, and finds an oily smelling room with slimes rippling on the ceiling (50 exp)
- She notes their locations so that nobody walks under them, then Zan ropes down considerably less stealthily. (50 exp)
- Orange light glows from the slimes and fireballs drop from above! It's the orange blob oil room! Fuck! (50 exp)
- Zan runs, oil and fire everywhere, soon running out to a large cavern where he stops drops and rolls. (50 exp)
- Seeing the fireball surging up the shaft and the rope burnt to a crisp, those at the top debate what to do. (50 exp)
- Cranky Jim, Jumurak, Sophia, POWERMAN! and Guido split off into a B-Team and head down to the witch cavern from the other direction. (50 exp)
- Eleyn, knowing she's soul-anchored upstairs, chucks her stuff into a pile under the hole and throws herself into the fire. The pain shuts off and she is, mercifully, in the fresh ovum. Ever more monstrous, she (it?) may now only feed upon carrion. (50 exp)
- The B-Team, making a lot of noise in their rush to get to the witch cavern, run into a violet blob of some description. It's killed shockingly easily. (50 exp)
- Some ovipositior-mouthed hulk goblins wander over to Zan to see if he's ok. They seem nice. Zan is scorched, but fine. (50 exp)
- The A-team draw some runes, courtesy of Jain, and a stream of water pours onto the fire from above. They climb down with a spare rope. (50 exp)
- The B-Team make it through the secret door and see Zan on the other shore. They wave. (50 exp)
- The A-Team join Zan in the main cavern, but not before a fire blob they missed on the ceiling fireballs them. Teehee. The groups stare at each other across the pus water. (50 exp)
- Eleyn and Rat LeBlanc climb the walls, hoping to get to a witch perch. They discover that there's a bunch of crude scaffolding up there in the dark... and a heap of goblins whispering and lying in wait. (50 exp)
- Too late for them though. A couple of explosion beams from below and an entire stalactite is blasted from the ceiling, bringing a ton of scaffolding down with it and sending goblins plunging into the pus water! (50 exp)
- The wallcrawlers scurry across the ceiling, seeing goblins throwing down ropes and trying to save their friends. The big goblins near Zan try to help too. It's a goblinitarian disaster zone. (50 exp)
- Guido strides into the pus water and... suddenly disappears below the surface. Disaster! (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc sends some swarms scurrying up the wall and along the remaining scaffolding, devouring the goblins who are trying to save their friends. (50 exp)
- Jumurak uppercuts Sophia towards the ceiling on her side, she zooms up with Goblinfucker in her hands and bisects a goblin! She chucks a rope down for the others and Jim climbs up. (50 exp)
- All is going well... until a whole flock of harpy bitches turns up. "Say WHAAAAT" from everyone. "It's a mirror image for sure" says Rat LeBlanc. (50 exp)
- Crossbow bolts and ghost beams and and all sorts fly towards the harpy, but if they don't miss they hit a copy. (50 exp)
- The witches blast a stinking cloud of choking gas towards Sophia and Cranky Jim. Jim clings on for a while before falling, Sophia falls to but is... hurrah! Caught by Guido's hands thrusting up from the water! (50 exp)
- The witch(es) swoop from her/their perch and zooms across the room to snatch Zan as he reloads his crossbow. Screeching and laughing, she drops him into the pus water. (50 exp)
- It's chaos now. But time is up. Cliffhanger! (50 exp)
Total: 1200 exp

Misc:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Kill it with Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Backstory - 100 exp ea.)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- I Know This Place bonus (Cranky Jim - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (All - 100 exp ea.)
- An Hero bonus (Eleyn - 200 exp)
- Amusing Death bonus (Eleyn - 500 exp)

Total: 400 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here.

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Eleyn, knew her death was near so threw herself into the flames.

[[]]

Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60969 (Level up at 64000)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 42533 (Level up at 72000)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 36581 (Level up at 70400)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric: 30589 (Level up at 56000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 22318 (Level up at 24000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 5 Necromancer: 18660 (Level up at 36000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeleton
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 5 Dwarf: 18509 (Level up at 35200)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 16568 (Level up at 24000)

Absent or Retired:
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 41430 (Level up at 64000)
Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic's (?) Retainer
-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Session 105 - Birthday Busters

I'm literally sending this on the bus to the session so I think it's the latest ever.
See you all soon!

And thanks for the birthday everything! I had a blast!

See you soooooon


Session 105 - Birthday Busters

Campaign Date:
Wednesday, 10 February, 1550
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Zodiac: Capricorn

Enemies Defeated:
- 11 gold babies, slaughtered (275 exp)
- A gold eater, punched through a wall then ripped apart (250 exp)
- Bongo the Hobgoblin, intimidatingly befriended (100 exp)
Total: 625 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- A bunch of goldbaby vomit (250 exp)
- 4 brass rods inscribed with strange inscriptions
- A small putty-filled bag of gold bits (100 exp)
- Gold eater corpse (7500 exp)
Total: 7850 exp

Exploration:

- 3 more dungeon areas explored (60 exp)
- 1 secret door found (50 exp)
Total: 110 exp
New Backstory:- Eleyn once attempted to steal the ship of the nascent Witch-Pirate of Guernsey. She snuck on board but was saved by Nora, getting away just in time. (+1 Sleight of Hand)
- Rat LeBlanc was embarrassed in front of everyone when he was heckled during a performance of Ratmio and Shrewliet. He finished the scene regardless. (+1 Charisma)
- Jumurak fled his town on the hottest day of the year after the Men of the Rooves deposed the governor, pursued by the Law. He fled across the rooftops and escaped. (+1 Constitution)
- Zan was punished for his pranks by being mock-crucified under the burning sun with no food or water. (+1 Constitution)
Events:
- Charmington breaks through the collapsed tunnel and pale pink light shines through! The party looks through to see a new flesh sac inside! (50 exp)
- Also inside, a bunch of the gold baby men who come to investigate. Eleyn squicky-spider-crawls through before they get close and hides in a hole in the ground. (50 exp)
- From inside she can see that there's an old looking goblin dude tending to plants growing in piles of dirt and flesh. Also, the flesh sac has got a few arms half-buried inside, pierced by brass rods. (50 exp)
- The gold babies start coming through the gap. One sees Sophia and vomits gold glop on her. She staggers away. (50 exp)
- Eleyn bursts out of the hole and grabs the old man Hobgoblin, wrestling him into the hole as quietly as possible. (50 exp)
- The gold babies continue coming in, but the gold vomit has attracted a gold eater! Oh no! (50 exp)
- It bursts out of the wall and slashes at the gold-covered Sophia with jagged claws! She falls, unconscious and bleeding profusely! (50 exp)
- Jumurak turns and flash-punches the gold eater backwards! It slams through the wall and out the other side, wailing. (50 exp)
- Eleyn explores down the hole with the hobgoblin on her back. She gets down to an oily-smelly slippery layer before coming back up. (50 exp)
- Those not killing gold babies at the front put a bunch of gold on the ground and stand around it weapons drawn, hoping to ambush the gold eater. (50 exp)
- Eleyn begins firing her pistols at the gold babies from the hole, not particularly accurately. The combination of her attacks and the face-ripping power of Guido causes the gold babies to retreat though! (50 exp)
- The gold eater erupts from the ground in front of Guido, slurping up gold vomit! Guido just picks it up and breaks it over one bony knee due to a maximum d30 roll for damage. Holy shit. (50 exp)
- With the enemies dead or surrendering, the hobgoblin is questioned. His name is Bongo and he loves the Mistress. He's up here making goblins and guarding the ovum. (50 exp)
- The brass rods impaled in the ovum are inspected, and Sophia discovers they are inscribed with a spell called Soul Anchor which forces a soul to return here on death. (50 exp)
- Bongo begs them to leave his arm inside. They do, and he is extremely grateful. They take his little bag of gold bits though. (50 exp)
- The other brass rods are removed and the arms are surgically removed, then they are all stuck into the damaged ovum. Take that, witch creature! (50 exp)
- Suddenly a bunch of people turn up with my "cake" which is a bottle of whiskey and we all go to play with Andy's VR kit! (50 exp)
Total: 850 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- Badass Backstory bonus (Backstoryers - 100 exp ea.)
- Near Death Experience bonus (Sophia - 100 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Zan, Jumurak, Cranky Jim, Rat LeBlanc, Eleyn - 100 exp ea.)
- Homebringer bonus (500 exp - Cranky Jim)
- Ludicrous Host bonus (500 exp - Cranky Jim)
Total: 400 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here.


Death Toll and Injuries:
- Eleyn, died suddenly and unexpectedly when her heart shot straight out of her chest after passing between some organ pillars.

[[]]

Exp Totals:
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 42066 (Level up at 72000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric: 30112 (Level up at 56000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 21251 (Level up at 24000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 5 Necromancer: 18193 (Level up at 36000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 Level 1 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day! +free spell!
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeleton
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 5 Dwarf: 17942 (Level up at 35200)+1d10 HP! +lorebond! James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 16201 (Level up at 24000)

Absent or Retired:
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 36114 (Level up at 70400)

Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 41430 (Level up at 64000)

Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

Thursday, 8 September 2016

Session 104 - Apoocalypse Now

A thrillingly scatological session to be sure, with an excellent aside of accidental attempted murder. Is it even murder if you kill a ratman or is that just animal cruelty?

Next session the Mad Hatter is, horrifically, booked out! Oh no!
Andy / Cranky Jim has nobly offered up his house as a venue, so it'll be at his place next week. I won't post the full address here because it's his actual home, but it's near Tottenham Court Road.
Send me an email if you want to come so I can let him know numbers!

In summary -
No Mad Hatter next week 13th September
Send me an email to RSVP for Andy's place


This week we have ART from Tom and also a not-art-but-totally-counts Facebook page for Tomb Busters also from Tom, to the continued chagrin of Stabbington Shanks.

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Session 104 - Apoocalypse Now

Campaign Date:
Friday, 5 February, 1550
Moon Phase: Third Quarter
Zodiac: Capricorn

New Characters:- Una, a Specialist who is a former (and current?) cultist, good at identifying potions and things as a result.

Enemies Defeated:
- A shapeshifting slime monster, befriended to within an inch of its life (75 exp)
- Two long-mouthed curse monsters, ripped to bits (100 exp)
Total: 175 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 416 gold in ooze jar (20800 exp)
- Potion #223
- Potion #153
- Scroll #113
- A lens that shows secret doors when looked through.
- A vial of holy water
- A heart from a flesh pillar
Total: 20800 exp

Exploration:

- 7 more dungeon areas explored (140 exp)
- 1 secret door found (50 exp)
- First party to visit the (miniature) village of Amlen (200 exp)
Total: 390 exp
New Backstory:- Eleyn was washed away during a family trip to Guernsey, back in the good old days before the Witch Pirate sailed the channel. She was saved by her beloved sister Nora but has feared the open water ever since. (+2 to saves when nowhere near open water)
Events:
- The group are joined in the mushroom house by Una who's been wandering around in here for a while. They join the party. (50 exp)
- First things first, they head over to the rebirthing chamber and block the main way out and put some traps and stuff on the floor to prevent the uninitiated from leaving easily. (50 exp)
- Jumurak, noticing the symmetry of the first dungeon level, decides to check out the section of wall symmetrically opposite the entry to the rebirth room. Score! A secret door! (50 exp)
- Inside is what appears to be a previous group's equivalent of the mushroom house, now abandoned. Notable are a ten foot pole, a jar of fart putty-esque clear slime with gold coins in it, and some potions and scrolls under some cloaks. (50 exp)
- After a false start down the wrong stairs, the group crosses the acid lake and continues down to level 3. OoooOOOoOOooo. (50 exp)
- Eleyn sneaks ahead in the dark, moving between some fleshy pillars and... her heart jumps out of her chest! Literally! She dies, incredibly surprised, but not before Sophia manages to get her Last Breath in a vial. (50 exp)
- A rat is sent between the pillars and its heart goes flying a full 10 foot. It dies. (50 exp)
- Guido is sent through and... he's totally ok! Guido rips the shit out of the flesh pillars and they are disabled. (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc decides to get some rat mapping done, sending a buncd ahead to scout things out. Turns out there's a lot for rats to love ahead. (50 exp)
- Eleyn turns up with bug eyes and night vision and the ability to evaluate gems on sight. Basically, the perfect assassin. But on the other hand she's a fucking horrorshow. (50 exp)
- The rat map is inspected, three exits go from the next room. The group enter and Rat LeBlanc goes to check out the room the rats really loved the look of. Turns out it's absolutely loaded with poo. Classic. (50 exp)
- LeBlanc travels up another passage, it turns and opens into a small room with a hole in the middle. Down the hole is a whole load of poo. (50 exp)
- He drops a rat down to investigate, and it reports that there's a lot of poo and a lot of people in the next room after that! (50 exp)
- It doesn't click for Rat LeBlanc and he becomes worried about all the people down there. Eventually he realises it's the rest of the group and goes "OOOoooooh!" as though it's a big twist even though everybody else figured it out immediately. (50 exp)
- Eleyn and Rat LeBlanc decide to dive into the poo and get into the room beyond it, since a rat reported there was someone in there with a robe with a mace. (50 exp)
- The others go beyond the poo hole room and see a large chamber whose floor is made up of a whole lot of goopy slushy dark gunk. (50 exp)
- The pair of poo divers burst out in a spray of stank. Both are horrible and monstrous due to all their mutations, and the girl in the robes with the mace is all WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK (50 exp)
- LeBlanc goes in for the kill for reasons unknown, the girl screams for help... then transforms into a blobby tentacle monster. Good thinking, ratman. (50 exp)
- Eleyn tries to help with her pistols, shooting Ratman in the back and dropping him immediately. Oops. (50 exp)
- Followup attack! Eleyn unsheathes the childbone dagger and the virgin blade! And chucks them at the unconscious ratman! He's fucked! (50 exp)
- Others arrive! Sophia ghost-blasts the creature through the barricade of shit that it was standing inside of and it escapes into the darkness, bleeding green goop. (50 exp)
- Rat LeBlanc is quickly healed. Eleyn acts casual. Zan spots the vial of holy water that was on top of the poo barricade and pockets it. (50 exp)
- Pressing on, the now incredibly smelly party find themselves in a large cavern on a smooth walkway just above the bubbling brown liquid that covers the rest of the area. (50 exp)
- On a particularly high bulging island of walkway, there is a small model village in a glass dome! There are tiny living people inside, tilling tiny fields and going about their tiny lives, fearfully watching the sky. (50 exp)
- The group splits up a little, one group continues to mess with the village while the other go to find the hurt tentacle monster. The village group is attacked by some sort of weird stretchy-mouthed monster whose jaw dangles all the way down to its crotch! (50 exp)
- The others find a still body suspiciously similar to the monster's shapeshifted disguise. They poke it carefully into the brown liquid... where it just floats away. (50 exp)
- But there's an attack! The monster jumps out from where it was hiding underwater! Combat is joined! Una the newbie gets messed up and plops into the liquid! Another mouth monster emerges on the other side! Oh no! (50 exp)
- Zan on the village side tries to shoot the monster, misses, and is cursed with temporary blindness. Luckily Guido and Powerman are there to kill it. (50 exp)
- Guido and Sophia head round to the other group and leave Zan to blink away his blindess. Sophia hook-sticks Una from the mildly acidic liquid while Guido just tears the other mouth guy apart. (50 exp)
- With a knife at "her" throat and surrounded by enemies, the tentacle monster is befriended. She can mirror anyone apparently, and really doesn't seem to know much other than vague mentions of the "Progenitor" being her parent. (50 exp)
- The group head back through the poo room and all the way back up to the mushroom house to rest up. God it must really stink in there now. (50 exp)
Total: 1550 exp

Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Antagonist Appeaser bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- Tentacle Molestation bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Tom / Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Jumurak - 100 exp)
- Mutatis Mutandis bonus (Eleyn - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Cranky Jim, Rat LeBlanc, Jumurak - 100 exp ea.)
- Amusing Death bonus (Eleyn - 500 exp)
- Death's Witness bonus (all others - 100 exp ea.)
- Near Death Experience bonus (100 exp - Rat LeBlanc)
Total: 550 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here.


Death Toll and Injuries:
- Eleyn, died suddenly and unexpectedly when her heart shot straight out of her chest after passing between some organ pillars.

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Exp Totals:
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 6 Muscle Wizard: 40126 (Level up at 72000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 6 Cleric: 28272 (Level up at 56000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +1 level 2 spell/day! +1 level 3 spell/day!
Tom / Eleyn, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 19411 (Level up at 24000)
Kitty / Sophia, Level 4 Necromancer: 16453 (Level up at 18000)
-- POWERMAN!, Level 0 POWERMAN!
-- Guido, Level 1 Possessed Skull on giant skeleton
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 4 Dwarf: 15202 (Level up at 17600)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 5 Ratman: 14361 (Level up at 24000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! Maximum rats - 25!
Anthony / Grunt, Level 3 Barbarian: 5298 (Level up at 8000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +Super Secret Barbarian Level Up Table!
Charlie / Una, Level 2 Specialist (Rogue): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
*DING!* +1d6 HP! +2 Skill Points!
Absent or Retired:
Tomas / Shiz Nittlebam, Level 2 Magic User: 3877 (Level up at 4500)
Richard / Stonecold, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 2264 (Level up at 4500)
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 6 Dwarf: 36114 (Level up at 70400)

Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 41430 (Level up at 64000)

Owen / Guyphy, Level 1 Elf (Scalbert Gumph): 1245 (Level up at 3000)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3869 (Level up at 4500)
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human