That was another hell of a session! I can barely believe that Galaxy Johnson's back, absolutely insane.
Since the business of holding a funeral for two characters, one of whom will be attending, is necessarily super complicated, we'll do that particular admin at the start of next session!
Gotta send this now so people can give it a quick read in the next few hours.... see you soon!
POWERLAD discovers a terrible secret.
Zena pays a deadly price.
RJ tells his siblings some bad news.
Flaming Fury tries to gas a family.
Snels has a horrific meal.
Galaxy Johnson is reborn in time to attend his own funeral!
Zena pays a deadly price.
RJ tells his siblings some bad news.
Flaming Fury tries to gas a family.
Snels has a horrific meal.
Galaxy Johnson is reborn in time to attend his own funeral!
- Ollie doodles POWERLAD's soon-to-be-level-8 form!
"My goodness, it's huge! I can’t even fit my hand all the way around it." "Well yeah, the head of my warhammer's so heavy that I had to make the handle pretty sturdy to support it," said POWERLAD proudly. - From POWERLAD's Massive Weapon
Session 202 - The Zenamorph
Aka “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”
Aka “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”
Campaign Date:
Friday, 20 May, 1601
Moon Phase: First Quarter
Zenith: The Lady
Zodiac: Taurus
Treasure and Equipment:
-
Total: 0 exp
Enemies Defeated:
- Shady Dave (0 exp)
- Eleanor (0 exp)
- A family of innocent Necromancers (30 exp)
- Eleanor (0 exp)
- A family of innocent Necromancers (30 exp)
Total: 30 exp
Exploration:
- Around 25 miles of travel (80 exp)
Total: 80 exp
Events:
--- Clay Baby Shooting on the Outskirts of Caversdale
- The morning after the un-saving of the world, the Gubers are parked up outside the party’s temporary digs in the ruined town. (50 exp)
- Andromeda mops POWERLAD’s brow as his fever begins to break. He’s feeling a bit better! (50 exp)
- Andromeda mops POWERLAD’s brow as his fever begins to break. He’s feeling a bit better! (50 exp)
- Zena comes to terms with her new shadowy form. Flaming Fury experimentally prods a finger towards Zena’s exposed brain - the shadowy Entity that’s bonded with Zena warns her of danger - but Zena tells it not to worry. (50 exp)
- Flaming Fury pokes the brain… and Zena recoils as she feels her intellect being rubbed away! So there is a weakness - 0 HP, dissipate on hit, vulnerable brain. That’s just great. (50 exp)
- Plans are concocted to protect the brain in case of harm. RJ proposes a stone brain base. Snels offers the whole and unbroken skin of a nun. (50 exp)
- Zena posseses the nun-skin and boy is it horrifying. The skin is supported only at the head and extremities, leaving the rest dangling and swinging as she moves. Truly gross. (50 exp)
- Snels snagged one of the handless, footless, staring-eyed babies when they left the priory, so he offers that instead. Zena tries to possess it and accidentally shunts its brain out onto the road! She’s horrified, but it works. Zena is in a baby boy’s body now.
- RJ swaddles it with web, and Zena unhappily wiggles about in Snels’ arms. (50 exp)
- Styx prepares a prayer to Alaunus, but when he prays he finds that the Gods have orbited on and the new deity above is The Lady! (50 exp)
- The Lady is prone to flipping her own silver coin. She’s pretty cheery but unpredictable and is quite enjoying the war and sending her angels all over. (50 exp)
- Asked what she thinks about the Zena child, she tells Styx that it doesn’t seem to be Chaotic but also he should definitely kill that baby. She chants “kill the baby! Kill the baby!” to egg him on. (50 exp)
- Styx takes aim at the baby in Snels arms, but he wants to protect his new “son” so dodges away! Styx’s angel beams scathe past him as the Lady laughs! (50 exp)
- Zena wiggles out of Snels grip and with a shadow-boosted jump the baby leaps through the air! Styx blasts at the airborne infant and misses completely. At the apex of its jump there is a loud bang! The baby suddenly explodes into shadow and chunks of child! (50 exp)
- Flaming Fury blows the smoke from the end of her pistol and spins it back into the holster. It was a hell of a shot. Others look at her aghast as she shrugs and says she was always into clay pigeon shooting. The Lady claps gleefully, what an unexpected development! (50 exp)
- RJ gingerly scoops the fallen brain into a spiderweb sac, careful not to harm it while Zena’s body reforms. (50 exp)
- The Lady is wiping tears from her eyes at the spectacle. Flaming Fury asks her for a boon, and the Lady tells her that she can call on her to turn any roll into a 50/50 coin flip. (50 exp)
- Styx asks her what her name was before she was called “The Lady” and she tells him she used to called Servitor 008. Styx is intrigued but she heads off to command the angel armies before he can ask further, mentioning that “the Black Sun is unfurling like a flower”. (50 exp)
--- Finally Moving
- The Gubers are packed up and they set off, POWERLAD in a comfortable position to ensure he can recover from his recent illness. (50 exp)
- Zena speaks to the cosmic Entity in her mind and asks it to give her a solid body. The Entity grants the wish and Zena bursts from the spiderweb sack!... as an onyx statue. (50 exp)
- Immobile and mute, she stares around wildly as the landscape skims by. RJ suggests stone-bending her into another shape. Maybe a big sword for him? That would be cool right? (50 exp)
- For some reason Zena eye-rolls a “yes please!” and POWERLAD reaches across to turn her into a massive nodachi… with a huge crossguard to house her brain. (50 exp)
- The Lady is wiping tears from her eyes at the spectacle. Flaming Fury asks her for a boon, and the Lady tells her that she can call on her to turn any roll into a 50/50 coin flip. (50 exp)
- Styx asks her what her name was before she was called “The Lady” and she tells him she used to called Servitor 008. Styx is intrigued but she heads off to command the angel armies before he can ask further, mentioning that “the Black Sun is unfurling like a flower”. (50 exp)
--- Finally Moving
- The Gubers are packed up and they set off, POWERLAD in a comfortable position to ensure he can recover from his recent illness. (50 exp)
- Zena speaks to the cosmic Entity in her mind and asks it to give her a solid body. The Entity grants the wish and Zena bursts from the spiderweb sack!... as an onyx statue. (50 exp)
- Immobile and mute, she stares around wildly as the landscape skims by. RJ suggests stone-bending her into another shape. Maybe a big sword for him? That would be cool right? (50 exp)
- For some reason Zena eye-rolls a “yes please!” and POWERLAD reaches across to turn her into a massive nodachi… with a huge crossguard to house her brain. (50 exp)
- Snels sees a child’s doll, fallen and split, and grabs it on the way past. Its eyes are like mirrors. He repairs it as the Gubers continue on with his haberdasher skills. (50 exp)
--- The Approach
- As the Gubers get closer to Moondin they see the city spproaching through gaps in the trees. Moondin is shrouded in mist. The immense green body of the Apocalypse Dragon Ninhursag towers overhead, impossibly tall, white smoke pouring from its mouth. (50 exp)
- The mist stings the eyes and skin, a constant toxic assault on the senses. There don’t seem to be any Dead around here, at least. (50 exp)
- Fallen by the main gate is the statue of Rake Hacker, long dead. POWERLAD considers helping it back to its original colossus-like position. (50 exp)
- Zena, in sword form, hears the voice of the Entity in her head again. She asks it to give her a flesh body that moves... and becomes a gristly tube of flesh which flops around. Sausage Zena is born! (50 exp)
--- An Old Buddy
- Atop the wall, people peer down at the Gubers. One yells “who goes there?!” and POWERLAD declares that he is POWERLAD, and these are people under his protection! (50 exp)
- The voice yells for them to stay where they are, then yells to someone else inside. (50 exp)
- The stone doors are made up of dragon carvings, each grasping the other. At some signal they all begin to writhe and draw back, leaving an opening for the Gubers to drive through. (50 exp)
- Framed in the doorway is… Stones! Styx’s Goblin Buddy who became the priest of a faction of the dragon cult! He is wizened and brown, his hand grasping a gnobbly walking stick. Time has taken a toll. (50 exp)
- He is so pleased to see Styx, and Styx is so taken aback to find out that goblin minions age so rapidly! The poor little guy! (50 exp)
- The Gubers float in and find that the town beyond is full of the things. Everyone’s taking Gubers everywhere! RJ makes a note to ask Sir Robyn about the licensing fees. Many buildings are overgrown by clutching vines. (50 exp)
- Above their heads, spider-kids crawl around hanging webs forming a web-based communication network. There are constant repairs due to the pale toxic smog. (50 exp)
- Seeing RJ, one of the spiders spinnerets down to mock him, but is shocked when he tells them the news about the other spider-extras. The news travels quickly through the webs and spider tears rain down around the party. (50 exp)
- RJ asks where the Blood Honey Healing 4 U building is these days, and the spiders tearfully lead him towards the Risen HQ - now the HQ for all survivors in Moondin. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD overhears that the Library fell during the rise of Ninhursag and runs after, scared for Bertha! (50 exp)
--- Risen HQ
- The spider comms network has reached the HQ before they reach it and the door opens! Bertha comes running down the steps… but POWERLAD sees her pull her hand from Shady Dave to do so. (50 exp)
- She leaps into POWERLAD’s arms and hugs him tight, saying “we thought you were dead!” into his chest. POWERLAD looks over her head and sees the shadow of Shady Dave disappearing back into the building. His suspicions build. (50 exp)
- Some good news though - the Omnipoison is complete! They tested it in the library and it was too effective and they had to leave before any more died. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD begins to question her and tempers begin to rise as she is evasive about her relationship to Shady Dave, but RJ defuses the situation and suggests they head inside out of the stinging mist. (50 exp)
- Bertha finally notices Zena and is horrified. Through dragon-vision she can only see the one thick central blood vessel. What the hell happened to her? (50 exp)
- Before the party can enter the building, messengers in tattered Fate livery barge past. Following them are armless messenger-skeletons with scroll cases and quivers rattling around in the ribcages. They thought everyone was dead, but are pleased to know that there are survivors north of the great river. (50 exp)
- They’re in a rush so they have to keep going, but they thank the party for the information. Cross-country communication has been greatly hampered since Cardinal Scream was forced to pull his ravens back to defend the Barrowmaze, you see. (50 exp)
--- Emotional Stakes
- Inside, the movers and shakers of Moondin have made this the nerve centre of the town. Japhet & Hirsch, Julgoor, the leaders of Risen, Blood Honey Healing 4 U, it’s all in this building now. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD rounds on Bertha and asks her straight - “what’s between you and Dave?”. Bertha breaks down in tears and tells him everything. (50 exp)
- It’s the end of the world. POWERLAD went off with his friends and didn’t return for weeks. Worse, the mysterious romance novels stopped being published. She thought he was dead! (50 exp)
- She never meant to kiss Dave. They were high one night and it just kinda happened. She really thought that POWERLAD would never return, and with the world ending any minute why not make some rash decisions? (50 exp)
- POWERLAD admits that he hasn’t been totally faithful either - he kissed Andromeda, but no more than that he swears. For a moment Bertha seems to get angrier at him than he is at her, but then she breaks down in tears again. (50 exp)
- It’s emotionally charged. Turbulent times are ahead for both of them. How will they ever trust again?! In the midst of all this they realise they’ve been having their argument in public and Bertha belatedly asks POWERLAD to talk in private. (50 exp)
- It’s the end of the world. POWERLAD went off with his friends and didn’t return for weeks. Worse, the mysterious romance novels stopped being published. She thought he was dead! (50 exp)
- She never meant to kiss Dave. They were high one night and it just kinda happened. She really thought that POWERLAD would never return, and with the world ending any minute why not make some rash decisions? (50 exp)
- POWERLAD admits that he hasn’t been totally faithful either - he kissed Andromeda, but no more than that he swears. For a moment Bertha seems to get angrier at him than he is at her, but then she breaks down in tears again. (50 exp)
- It’s emotionally charged. Turbulent times are ahead for both of them. How will they ever trust again?! In the midst of all this they realise they’ve been having their argument in public and Bertha belatedly asks POWERLAD to talk in private. (50 exp)
--- Flaming Fury Attempts Murder
- Flaming Fury, meanwhile, has decided to check out the local area. Her environment suit seems always on the cusp of closing over against the toxic mist. (50 exp)
- She goes east into the area once controlled by the Dead in the hopes of finding a Necromancer spellbook for Synthia. (50 exp)
- Above her head, the mist swirls as a great wing of Ninhursag stretches and stirs the air. Thicker mist begins falling from its great mouth as it exhales and Flaming Fury’s environment suit helmet closes over her head! (50 exp)
- The few people on the streets flee for doorways. Flaming Fury sees a hooded figure dart into a doorway and slam it behind themselves. The windows are covered over with waxed burlap. (50 exp)
- The mist eats away at the environment suit, but it repairs itself even as it continues to melt away. Useful! Flaming Fury runs up to the door that the figure went through and knocks. (50 exp)
- There’s a muffled reply but it’s not enough for her! Flaming Fury kicks the door viciously and sends it blasting off its hinges! The mist swirls in, there are screams, an old man is sprawled on the floor where the door hit him. (50 exp)
- From the inside, it looks like a squat bubble-helmeted space man has blasted out of the mist and through their door! (50 exp)
- There’s a family inside, all in robes, screaming for her to close the door. A couple of skeletal butlers stand at attention. She leaves the door open and the mist rolls through. Their flesh burns where it touches them. (50 exp)
- She goes east into the area once controlled by the Dead in the hopes of finding a Necromancer spellbook for Synthia. (50 exp)
- Above her head, the mist swirls as a great wing of Ninhursag stretches and stirs the air. Thicker mist begins falling from its great mouth as it exhales and Flaming Fury’s environment suit helmet closes over her head! (50 exp)
- The few people on the streets flee for doorways. Flaming Fury sees a hooded figure dart into a doorway and slam it behind themselves. The windows are covered over with waxed burlap. (50 exp)
- The mist eats away at the environment suit, but it repairs itself even as it continues to melt away. Useful! Flaming Fury runs up to the door that the figure went through and knocks. (50 exp)
- There’s a muffled reply but it’s not enough for her! Flaming Fury kicks the door viciously and sends it blasting off its hinges! The mist swirls in, there are screams, an old man is sprawled on the floor where the door hit him. (50 exp)
- From the inside, it looks like a squat bubble-helmeted space man has blasted out of the mist and through their door! (50 exp)
- There’s a family inside, all in robes, screaming for her to close the door. A couple of skeletal butlers stand at attention. She leaves the door open and the mist rolls through. Their flesh burns where it touches them. (50 exp)
- They flee into another room and send the skeletons to resist the invader! The ring on Flaming Fury’s finger flares as she tries to compel the mother to kill her child, but as Necromancers they get a save. Thwarted! (50 exp)
- Flaming Fury prays as the skeletons roll in, calling in her favour with the Lady. The Lady appears just to Flaming Fury and asks what she’d like to happen… then looks around and sees the terrible things that Flaming Fury’s just done. (50 exp)
- She denies the use of her powers, then looks to the skies and says “fuck it’s happening already!” and vanishes. (50 exp)
- The skeletons are on Flaming Fury… and it’s bad! Within moments they have her pinned and blinded in the swirling mist! She cries for help as she falls to the floor. (50 exp)
- The door to the next room opens and a Necromancer runs out to drag Flaming Fury into the kitchen. They close the door and wave away the stinging smoke, and admonish the “very rude alien” in their midst. (50 exp)
- “I’m not a rude alien, I’m a very friendly Dwarf!” protests Flaming Fury, who just moments ago had been trying to gas the family. (50 exp)
- They say that they live out here in the dead zone so their daughter doesn’t get drafted into the Rebel Dead army, and they’ll give Flaming Fury their grandmother’s old grimoire if she’ll just go away. (50 exp)
- Done deal! Flaming Fury grabs the book and heads back to the HQ, promising not to tell the authorities on them. But can she be trusted? (50 exp)
--- Styx and Stones
- Styx speaks to Stones, the wizened high priest of the Plant Aspect, about his plans to stop Shub-Niggurath. “Stones, I have a plan but for this to work I need you.” (50 exp)
- He rests his hands on the old goblin’s shoulders, and Stones smiles up at him and nods tearfully. With that, rootlike fibres grow between their hands. The wizened wood of Stones is turned back into fresh clean green skin! He is restored, mind body and spirit! (50 exp)
- The plan requires talking to Ninhursag, and with one of its most devout worshippers on side it’s sure to work! (50 exp)
- Asking where the other high priests can be found, Stones tells him that the others (except for POWERLAD) apotheosised into elemental dragons to protect the town. It’s not been easy to hold back the Dead against sustained attacks. (50 exp)
- Together, they go to find POWERLAD so that they may pray to Ninhursag together. (50 exp)
--- Be Careful What You Wish For
- Sausage Zena wants to find a way to remove this weird curse she’s got herself into. She flops, doing the worm, towards Blood Honey Healing 4 U. Horrified bystanders recoil from the awful sight, but rats and cats and other animals loooove the look of that tasty sausage. (50 exp)
- She worms into the shop and Eleanor is absolutely disgusted. She gags at the sight (and smell) of Sausage Zena, who asks her if there’s some solution she knows to this predicament. (50 exp)
- After Elena tells her that no, this isn’t some disease she knows of, Zena talks to the inner Entity and asks it to give her “the power to change form at will!” Granted. (50 exp)
- Zena tries to turn into a normal human shape… but instead becomes a creepy child with sausagey body and limbs. “What have I become???”. Eleanor vomits. (50 exp)
- She tries transforming again, “Shape of Human!” and becomes a jug-sized sausage horror with elongated arms and legs! Eleanor, fearing for her life, tries to kick the monster out of the way so she can escape! (50 exp)
- The Entity tells Zena it will protect her! Thousands of shadowy sausage limbs burst out of Zena’s body, grasp Eleanor around hands and throat, and crushes her down into a fist-sized ball of gristle. (50 exp)
- “Undo everything you did!” screams Zena. I will try. She finds herself back in space, orbiting the smoky congeries of glassy spheres. (50 exp)
- “I need to be more specific”. Granted. “Can you…”, she trails off as she thinks of her next request… Granted. (50 exp)
- The entire body of the Entity, the whole floating smoky mass of matter, condenses itself down and down and down until the whole of it is contained in a cylindrical can floating in front of Zena. (50 exp)
- “Be something else!” she says, and the infinite possibilities cause it to warp and change faster and faster into thousands and thousands of different forms! The forms destabilise, breaking down reality as Zena cries “I’m too much I’m too much!” (50 exp)
- Zena clasps her head in her hands and says “Be me then!” (50 exp)
- Back on Earth, a can spins in the air and becomes Zena. Snels is the first on the scene, finding a confused Zena clutching a ball of gristle. (50 exp)
- RJ is close behind. Zena asks who she is, and he spins a tale to the apparent amnesiac about her past. It leans heavily on the romance novel adapatation of her life, and somehow as he says it the past almost seems to change around his words… (50 exp)
- Styx, sensing the danger, blows through the wall in his angel-bot and distracts them both! Now in command of the situation, he tells “Zena” to fix the wall by logically reversing the events that broke it down. It works! (50 exp)
- In the silence, through the wall, they can hear Bertha confessing to POWERLAD that she slept with Dave three times. Styx carelessly mentions that he’s got half a mind to kill that guy, and Zena bursts into black mist and rushes from the room. (50 exp)
- Styx looks guilty… but not that guilty. Snels looks hungry. He eyes up the lump of gristly meat that was once Eleanor with glee. (50 exp)
--- Dark Resurrection
- Shady Dave is sadly doing a bump of Notcoke off of a key, eavesdropping on POWERLAD and Bertha’s make-up sex and crying silently. He has a moment of startled incomprehension as the Zena-Entity manifests inside him and tears him apart from within! (50 exp)
- Styx approaches cautiously, holding Galaxy Johnson’s heart in his hands. He offers the heart to the Zena-Entity… and it accepts it into itself. (50 exp)
- Zena’s form crumbles to ash and swirls around the now-beating heart. The dark smoke-form takes the heart from Styx, and the shadows whirl around it, creating a new being… (50 exp)
- Zena’s form crumbles to ash and swirls around the now-beating heart. The dark smoke-form takes the heart from Styx, and the shadows whirl around it, creating a new being… (50 exp)
- The ashes fall away, revealing a strangely familiar form. Can it be?! Galaxy Johnson is back! (50 exp)
- As the reborn Galaxy Johnson reformats and takes on a more solid form… Styx can’t help but be a little disappointed that he doesn’t have access to a cosmic god. He defeated a rampaging demon and resurrected a dead friend… which is kinda cool maybe. (50 exp)
- RJ hands Galaxy Johnson the Obol of Arach-Nacha, his one-time spider demon queen lover. Maybe one day he’ll get her back too. (50 exp)
--- The Worst Dinner
- Snels takes the ball of Eleanor gristle and a handful of former-Zena ash and makes a meal he calls only “Nourishment”. (50 exp)
- He gently rubs the ashes into the flesh, turning it a gentle pink and then a calming grey. He takes a bite, leaving a perfect round red bite in the grey flesh-apple. (50 exp)
- Truly fucking disgusting. It does heal him a bit though. (50 exp)
--- Dragon Prayer
- Finally, some time later, Styx, Stones, POWERLAD and Andromeda head out into the mists to pray to Ninhursag. Andromeda is cold towards POWERLAD, steadfastly not talking about him and Bertha. (50 exp)
- They pray to the great dragon, except for Styx who can’t because he’s the Messiah now. He’s there so he can give Stones the message he needs to be conveyed to the dragon. (50 exp)
- POWERLAD and Andromeda gain powers, and Styx gets Stones to convey his plans to save the world from Shub-Niggurath - namely, get Ninhursag to burrow into the core of the earth and deliver the omnipoison directly! (50 exp)
--- Funeral for the Living
- It’s a strange time to have a funeral for Galaxy Johnson, here on the day of his rebirth! (50 exp)
- Vast sums are spent on this funeral-wake for Galaxy Johnson… and on the actual funeral of the actually dead Zena. It’s a bittersweet farewell, and a mind-melting welcome back. (50 exp)
- Vast sums are spent on this funeral-wake for Galaxy Johnson… and on the actual funeral of the actually dead Zena. It’s a bittersweet farewell, and a mind-melting welcome back. (50 exp)
- In the midst of all this, Flaming Fury buys enough booze to get a hundred people blind drunk! The lore-fetters inside her unlock and twist aside as she advances another step inro the Lore of the Brew. (50 exp)
Total: 5050 exp
Misc:
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Better Part of Valour bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Coitus boners (50 exp)
- Ultimate Hyper-Classic Charles bonus (500 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Rescue bonus (50 exp)
- Fame bonus (50 exp)
- Freudian bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Heresy bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Infamy bonus (50 exp)
- Internecine Strife bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous gore bonus (50 exp)
- Masterchef bonus (50 exp)
- Politico bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- Shunga bonus (50 exp)
- Soap Opera bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- SpoOoOoky bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- What The Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Eat That bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Touch That bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Say That bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Better Part of Valour bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Coitus boners (50 exp)
- Ultimate Hyper-Classic Charles bonus (500 exp)
- Diplomancy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Rescue bonus (50 exp)
- Fame bonus (50 exp)
- Freudian bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Heresy bonus (50 exp)
- I Immediately Regret This Decision bonus (50 exp)
- Infamy bonus (50 exp)
- Internecine Strife bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous gore bonus (50 exp)
- Masterchef bonus (50 exp)
- Politico bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (50 exp)
- Pyrrhic Victory bonus (50 exp)
- Shunga bonus (50 exp)
- Soap Opera bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- SpoOoOoky bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong bonus (50 exp)
- What The Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Eat That bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Touch That bonus (50 exp)
- Why Did You Say That bonus (50 exp)
Total: 2100 exp
Party Roles and Individual Exp:
- Remembrancer (Carter / Styx - 100 exp ea)
- Caller (Kitty / POWERLAD)- 100 exp)
- Mapper (Carter / Styx - 100 exp)
- Mapper (Carter / Styx - 100 exp)
- Treasurer (Charles / Galaxy Johnson - 100 exp)
- Quartermaster (Timothy / RJ - 100 exp)
- Quartermaster (Timothy / RJ - 100 exp)
- Guard (Kitty / POWERLAD - 100 exp)
- Tracker (Timothy / RJ - 100 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Carter, Charles, Ollie, Timothy - 100 exp)
- Artapalooza bonus (Charles - 100 exp)
- Attacco d’Arte bonus (Charles, Ollie - 100 exp)
- Art Attack bonus (Carter, Charles, Ollie, Timothy - 100 exp)
- Artapalooza bonus (Charles - 100 exp)
- Attacco d’Arte bonus (Charles, Ollie - 100 exp)
- Chippo Man bonus (Carter*2 - 100 exp ea.)
- Hummous Hero bonus (Ollie*2 - 100 exp)
- JÜGBRINGYR bonus (Charles, Timothy - 500 exp ea.) - Death's Witness bonus (Most - 100 exp ea.) - An Hero bonus (Charles - 200 exp) - Tragic Death bonus (Charles - 500 exp)
- Hummous Hero bonus (Ollie*2 - 100 exp)
- JÜGBRINGYR bonus (Charles, Timothy - 500 exp ea.) - Death's Witness bonus (Most - 100 exp ea.) - An Hero bonus (Charles - 200 exp) - Tragic Death bonus (Charles - 500 exp)
Active Businesses:
- Knickers Gloves Bodices. Risky. 1020sp. (Ratimir)
- Blood Honey Healing 4 U (Co-dependent businesses)
--- Honey Healing. Safe. 1095sp. (Bertha)
--- Blood Honey 4 U. Safe. 10515sp. (Sir Robyn)
Rumours:
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Death Toll and Injuries:
- Zena gave her body and mind over to an alien intelligence, tearing her very being to shreds at the molecular level. Galaxy Johnson was reborn from the wreckage of her soul.
Exp Totals:
- Kitty / High Priest POWERLAD!, Level 7 Muscle Wizard: 139552 (Level up at 144000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 10 (-50% exp)
--- Andromeda, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 16109 (Level up at 18000)
---- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 6 (-25% exp)
- Charles / Zena, Level 7 Fighter: 70133 (Level up at 128000)*DENATURED*
- Ollie / Flaming Fury, Level 5 Dwarf: 29979 (Level up at 35200)
-- Devotee of Ereshkigal, Bond 3 (-15% exp)
- Timothy / RJ, Level 5 Spider Fighter: 17765 (Level up at 32000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble rolls! +backstory!- George / Snels, Level 1 Fighter: 1775 (Level up at 2000)
- Charles / Galaxy Johnson, Level 1 Reincarnated Shadow-Elf: 2717 (Level up at 3000)
Exp Totals 2 - Styx and the Twelve Apostles:- Timothy / RJ, Level 5 Spider Fighter: 17765 (Level up at 32000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble rolls! +backstory!- George / Snels, Level 1 Fighter: 1775 (Level up at 2000)
- Charles / Galaxy Johnson, Level 1 Reincarnated Shadow-Elf: 2717 (Level up at 3000)
- Carter / Styx, Level 7 Goblin: 69758 (Level up at 128000)
--- Break, Robo-Armoured Goblin Buddy
--- 5 more Goblin Buddies
--- Ilda, Level 4 Fighter: 8071 (Level up at 16000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble rolls! +save improvement! +backstory!
--- Lady Goth, Level 3 Necromancer: 5723 (Level up at 9000)
--- 5 more Goblin Buddies
--- Ilda, Level 4 Fighter: 8071 (Level up at 16000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble rolls! +save improvement! +backstory!
--- Lady Goth, Level 3 Necromancer: 5723 (Level up at 9000)
--- Brindlefaust, Level 1 Specialist: 853 (Level up at 1500)
--- Heriod, Level 1 Elf (Hauntling Glister): 853 (Level up at 3000)
--- Blitzer, Level 1 Specialist: 853 (Level up at 1500)
--- Zam, Level 1 Fighter: 853 (Level up at 2000)
Absent or Retired:
- Suzie / Dumbledorris2, Level 5 Inheritor: 18867 (Level up at 36000)
- Jevgeni / Jevgeni's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 558 (Level up at 2250)
- Grecia / Grecia's Elf, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 558 (Level up at 3000)
- Tim D / Mortlocke, Level 1 Necromancer: 2043 (Level up at 2250)
- Jevgeni / Jevgeni's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 558 (Level up at 2250)
- Grecia / Grecia's Elf, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 558 (Level up at 3000)
- Tim D / Mortlocke, Level 1 Necromancer: 2043 (Level up at 2250)
- Henry / Witchfinder-Sergeant, Level 5 Cleric (Unorthodox): 14963 (Level up at 28000)
--- Erstwhile, Level 2 Muscle Wizard: 3105 (Level up at 4500)
- Andy / Carrie Meleste, Level 6 Termaxian Cleric: 52811 (Level up at 56000)
--- 4 Henchmen Undeserving of Names, Level 0 Bootlickers
- Ollie / Synthia, Level 5 Inheritor: 24639 (Level up at 36000)
-- Devotee of Ninhursag, Bond 2 (-10% exp)
- Timothy / Sir Robyn, Level 6 Magic-User: 60599 (Level up at 72000)
- Kitty / Bertha, Level 4 Necromancer: 9931 (Level up at 18000)
- Kyle / Gimlass the Brave, Level 2 Dwarf: 2257 (Level up at 4400)
- Ollie / Tremendo Picante, Level 2 Ratman: 2654 (Level up at 3000)
- James / Raaf van Held, Level 4 Fighter: 14838 (Level up at 16000)
- James / William Fox-Shitt, Level 3 Cleric (Zeanist): 4571 (Level up at 7000)
