Session 449 - The Road to #DUNGEON_NOT_FOUND_ERROR#

Date: 28 April 1626

Zenith: The Dead God

Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous

Moon Face: Dragon Face (Tidelocked)  

New Backstory:

- Benito Brazil had a baby back in Brazil, which is one of the reasons why he fled across the sea to Loegria, and left the kid to be raised by the local Caramelo dogs. Your next character can be your son, who starts at half your exp.

- Hammer Hatmakerson reached the position of "naturally handsome" in the manosphere due to hammering his face bones or whatever. He was soon betraymogged by a rival and cast down. +2 to Con stat.

- Masvani-i-Manavi deceived the entire army into walking out of the city then locked the gates behind them, a brilliant prank! Once per session, someone absolutely believes a plausible lie.

Events:

--- Admin Adventures AND a Lore Drop

- We return to our heroes in Larger Pushell, where they are walking around and hearing rumours.
-- Gifflewim is offering discounts with code #GetCrunk

-- Dwarves are slowly replacing the Meatlands with stone

-- Grumblebelch Dwarves are famed for their unbreaking weapons

-- The people of Guzzle send their children into dungeons in the hopes that they'll be ensouled by a passing hero.

- Benito immediately heads to Gifflewim's shop and gets himself 5 doses of Notcoke as a gift-with-purchase.

- The others buy stuff from the local vendor, and Masvani gets himself a nice chair to fit to his new undead Stoneshell Crab. Much more comfortable!

- Gifflewim also informs the group that Elves have breached the vault of heaven, having travelled here after Mars suddenly vanished one day (who did that?). There is a war on the moon, but the Nine High Gods are preventing the fallout from reaching Earth. Spicy!

-- Heading Off 

- As they leave towards Mt Grumblebelch and the Sepulchre of the Mountain God at its base, they pass a Dwarf merchant offering to sell them some goods!

- They purchase some potions from a random grab-bag. A Potion of Growth for Benito, a Potion of Plant Control for Hammer, and a Potion of Spell Ward for Mother Flotsam. How nice!
- The Dwarf also tells them that the Sepulchre of the Mountain God contains Dwarfs who left Mt Grumblebelch to praise the Mountain God instead. They're all mad cultists in his opinion.

--- Uh Oh

- I try to load the dungeon and discover to my absolute horror that something's gone wrong with the SD card! Is everything gone?? I take 2d20 psychic damage and am Stunned for the rest of the session.

- We do some little social interactions while I try to recover, and Benito manages to free himself from his god-curse by sniping a Skip-Rat from 200 yards.

- Alas, my morale is broken, so we end here and George takes over for the rest of the session.
- Charles later fixes it so WE GOOD

Total: 4000 exp

OOC:

- Carter the Chronicler, Paymaster and Cartographer (300 exp/level)
- Kitty the Expedition Leader and Chef (200 exp/level)
- George the Vanguard (100 exp/level)
- Charles the Illustrator (100 exp/level)

Exp Totals:

- George / Hammer Hatmakerson, Level 4 Fighter: 14448 (Level up at 16000)

- Carter / Masvani-I-Manavi, Level 4 Necromancer: 12134 (Level up at 18000)

- Charles / Benito Brazil, Level 4 Halfling: 11331 (Level up at 16000)

- Kitty / Mother Flotsam, Level 3 Magic-User: 6964 (Level up at 9000)
*LEVEL UP! +1d4 HP! +1 to Saves! +1 Mana! +Free Spell! + Backstory!